I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
見切り発車15.66
住み着く14.41
ずば抜ける14.75
実体14.18
ネタばらし15.31
発令14.79
九日14.99
創る13.84
方向性14.10
明かりを消す15.93
一丁前15.21
少数13.90
浅黒い14.58
チラリズム15.30
気高い14.35
日陰者15.34
アクション14.28
露払い14.83
窒息14.72
大受け15.85
少数民族15.22
秀でる14.27
弱いものいじめ15.75
褒め言葉14.39
合戦14.36
改める13.99
野ウサギ14.70
薄衣15.10
聞き覚え14.02
女連れ15.36
13.92
13.64
主だった14.41
他ならぬ14.27
あふれ出す15.10
温度調整15.38
銀行14.30
編み出す14.36
身を寄せる14.97
待ち焦がれる15.28
それが何か14.41
杜鵑花15.20
あぶり出し15.48
革製品15.42
私兵14.17
腕のいい14.82
懐に入る15.18
ビッグ14.58
暑い13.77
過去形14.93
深さ14.04
眠りこける14.79
句例15.35
警備強化16.07
集中攻撃14.92
仲間入り14.65
エコ15.21
ゼロから14.92
ざらつく15.32
掛け湯15.87
空穴16.36
人呼んで15.47
合わす14.23
ヤバい13.88
ダンス13.76
昼食後14.79
納税義務16.51
通じ14.26
殴り倒す15.45
きゃあ14.28
僭称15.14
木の子14.72
後ろ盾14.11
お手14.40
名残惜しい14.26
SM15.50
サン14.62
へら14.80
重力13.68
噴出す15.22
盛り14.31
子守唄14.87
諌める14.51
街並み14.13
オニオンフライ16.89
人間離れ14.56
示しがつかない15.27
手を伸ばす13.83
有り合わせ15.91
弊害14.39
肌色14.69
リア12.68
轢く14.61
13.94
渾身13.97
先々14.66
尊厳14.46
実弟15.09
ううん13.63
未満14.44

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