I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
儲ける14.54
和む14.27
いい人14.21
馬鹿面15.88
救い主15.29
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
茹でる14.67
洩れる14.58
高慢ちき15.52
丸裸にする15.98
賞賛14.01
泳がせる14.24
に当たって13.73
三摩耶15.15
無礼講14.92
体中14.08
為す13.89
ガリ14.67
空穴16.36
村中14.88
コンサート14.86
根掘り葉掘り14.87
計画的14.81
浅目17.29
そうしないと14.49
湫14.57
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
右に曲がる15.66
焼きつくす15.81
紐パン15.62
干魚16.69
パターン13.74
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
グレー14.45
親衛隊13.90
圧勝14.52
読み方14.93
夏い15.07
頭に乗る15.83
とんだ14.13
覚えこむ16.59
落胆14.10
啖呵を切る15.59
高名14.47
紐付き15.47
陸送16.48
大抵13.58
いつにも増して14.79
えーと13.59
アフター15.49
年に一度14.58
スクリーマー17.59
茶菓子14.55
手を握る14.47
毀れ14.33
マイ13.93
市街図16.81
極める14.04
ドライ14.53
神経性16.22
引き延ばす14.95
抜け目ない15.39
突き落とす14.48
燃え上がる14.04
試験的14.94
大違い14.43
掛け図14.55
〃14.61
飛び蹴り14.93
せられる13.68
白昼15.49
野兎14.11
炎上14.49
敷地内14.18
シリーズ14.12
たい14.03
同時刻14.86
逆恨み14.57
都市名15.93
吐き気がする14.98
鮗16.81
格上14.13
古風14.98
ブービートラップ15.74
独り立ち14.66
刈り込み16.04
のめり込む14.81
打ち明ける14.12
お疲れ様13.73
通じ14.26
測る13.99
託ける16.29
真鍮製15.65
力む14.60
刑14.36
兄上13.54
産声15.01
かって13.68
歌謡16.45
調理法14.63

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