I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
聞きおぼえ16.20
身を持ち崩す15.86
やったら13.99
蘇り14.85
寝かせる13.99
飛び蹴り14.93
悪態14.13
耐水15.53
扇子14.42
成仏14.75
くっく14.63
重苦しい14.29
検分14.46
浮きあがる16.04
一枚上手15.27
マヌケ14.80
句例15.35
触覚14.65
近しい14.11
錯乱14.51
消えゆく15.18
流行り14.65
ガーリック15.62
意見交換15.09
意識を失う14.68
手腕14.06
13.94
こぼれ落ちる14.44
禅譲15.69
湧き出す15.11
焼き網16.24
いい加減にしろ14.48
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
マドラー15.98
お手の物14.85
13.29
来客者15.74
マイ13.93
何だっけ14.24
寄贈15.14
祈念14.76
愚者14.12
親元14.97
厭味14.94
潜り13.90
量る14.94
ちょっとしか15.16
言い出し14.32
取り放題15.57
餡かけ15.30
人格13.90
上乗せ14.33
伝う13.97
偏る14.26
しゅんと14.60
としちゃあ15.43
山岳14.73
姉御14.56
プラスマイナス016.01
奇しくも14.54
平気で14.11
今現在14.00
飛び火14.83
焼き印15.44
無縁14.13
解ける13.67
パラソル15.16
水浴15.49
取得13.58
箇所13.76
滑らか14.07
印象的14.26
こんちわ15.83
購入者15.13
有事14.24
正真正銘14.26
地下室14.11
道路上16.18
キモ14.57
日替わり14.85
前口上15.36
低地15.62
まごう事なき15.10
かーぎやー17.59
足りとも14.14
命を絶つ15.24
ちと14.20
高みの見物14.95
14.90
属す14.22
一晩中14.69
14.56
急展開14.94
蒸しパン15.58
チキン14.53
お水14.60
たたき落とす15.33
どやどや15.46
たたき起こす15.31
中間14.21

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