I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
幸せ322.99
ナイトクラブ326.07
受け取る323.03
夫妻323.84
室内323.51
服322.78
伝え323.05
お呼び323.71
でござる324.01
にて323.20
作戦323.04
小さい322.69
どんな322.69
アイテム322.88
開発323.36
提供323.59
安心322.88
おいた323.06
そちら323.02
少なくとも323.05
グレート324.71
妻323.17
発動322.87
想像322.89
薔薇色324.96
純白323.95
がる322.87
オークション324.05
帰還323.35
み322.97
久しぶり323.40
思わせる323.71
もし322.64
殺し322.99
思いつく323.34
何故か322.92
好き322.59
微笑み323.30
打ち合わせ323.80
方向313.02
多い312.52
抜く313.09
斯うした313.79
側312.68
重ねる313.62
だって312.30
なのである313.56
一通り313.70
に対する312.99
台313.48
水路313.98
ハイ313.49
差し出す313.14
ヒキニート315.65
鳥313.14
やっぱり312.64
やはり312.55
これなら313.45
陶器314.36
自律314.58
何やら313.19
砕く313.46
100万314.69
異なる313.27
硬直313.71
纏う313.15
ではある312.91
怒り312.96
事はない312.83
気に入る313.24
ふーん313.74
みたいな312.70
無理312.63
旅313.10
お気に入り313.82
幹部313.65
高級313.77
凄い302.72
ドア303.15
沢山302.94
大きく302.61
裏303.22
耳打ち304.09
それなり303.46
ちゃ302.92
兵302.79
名物304.40
場内304.80
に連れて303.40
光景302.91
市場303.73
装束304.13
歩く302.65
他に303.02
豚303.52
上がる302.69
これ等303.57
財布303.94
逆に303.06
ゲット304.21

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