I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一般73.63
危ない73.21
歌姫74.47
長期滞在75.14
お腹73.37
鼻で笑う74.49
ホモ74.61
様子を見る73.98
はめる74.38
飼う73.95
浮き上がる74.22
真性75.18
あんたら73.98
恐らくは73.44
儀礼74.28
丼74.56
支える73.62
ドライフルーツ74.92
賑やか73.81
示し73.48
伴い74.28
お話し73.87
手首73.69
二度と73.48
でない73.36
パスタ74.16
直々74.02
定食屋74.88
岩73.16
あちら73.50
数十73.58
衣73.75
持たせる74.24
結果的に73.83
排水74.94
持ち上げる73.40
野次馬74.21
祭り73.67
承認74.17
生かす73.68
影響73.05
アングル75.44
目差74.29
代弁74.48
身長73.45
向上73.71
御名73.60
暗黒73.92
一しきり74.25
偉そう73.84
宴会73.97
張り73.82
公演74.71
郷73.42
期待通り74.86
所有73.86
設定73.32
不可能73.19
3倍74.54
どうやって73.23
降り注ぐ73.60
勢いよく73.60
10日74.28
眠れる73.78
実力73.00
温水75.08
メタル74.45
行けません73.55
避難73.64
両脇74.12
各種73.93
維持73.34
少しでも73.32
どちらか73.67
猛攻74.23
おろおろ74.47
度に73.36
急ぎ73.89
叱責74.17
雇用74.39
要望73.82
踊り73.82
カモ74.75
とある73.37
タキシード74.92
机73.21
装う73.97
総73.77
あれだけ73.46
突っ込み73.83
庇護74.15
にゃー84.12
応える83.51
気合83.69
ジョー84.50
ませんか83.97
動かす82.95
動向84.00
お勧め83.98
青83.29

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