I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
果実酒74.28
真っ直ぐ73.17
清算74.72
73.25
賑やか73.81
かき消す74.23
誰にも73.40
排水74.94
治癒73.20
あんなに73.52
公演74.71
触れ73.33
72.96
結果的に73.83
モード73.77
73.42
カモ74.75
海路74.41
技能73.58
見学73.76
通過73.83
向上73.71
はめる74.38
深紅74.14
持ち主73.54
73.07
設定73.32
その際73.71
練習73.24
影響73.05
操り74.09
売店74.72
惚れる73.82
覚醒73.73
3倍74.54
責任73.30
揃い74.05
買物75.20
目差74.29
真性75.18
脅す74.00
クレープ74.43
手札74.04
葡萄74.71
によれば73.80
両脇74.12
とある73.37
メタル74.45
血まみれ74.40
支える73.62
本音73.60
業務73.94
結わえる75.02
言われてみれば73.98
こうなると74.11
純潔74.50
ガーター75.21
ひょっこり74.46
赤面74.32
反対側73.76
震える73.32
叱責74.17
ガキ73.66
冷徹74.22
御名73.60
野次馬74.21
行けません73.55
上納75.23
経営者74.62
華麗74.09
大至急74.93
73.17
突っ込み73.83
脳裏73.54
拭く73.81
お世話73.59
好み73.52
アングル75.44
どちらか73.67
来手73.41
風俗75.13
砂糖73.74
回目74.16
お話し73.87
世の中73.66
唐突73.52
張り73.82
持たせる74.24
身の上74.50
タキシード74.92
紡ぐ73.79
覆われ83.82
おいおい83.46
気合83.69
怪しい83.32
保管83.85
動作83.43
料理店84.74
発意83.84
のんびり83.46

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