I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
実力73.00
影響73.05
言われてみれば73.98
深夜73.90
割れ73.80
重視73.78
維持73.34
踊り73.82
リスク73.71
結び74.12
停止73.57
大会73.41
ひょっこり74.46
封じる73.58
73.21
儀礼74.28
黒装束74.50
73.42
雇用74.39
代弁74.48
紡ぐ73.79
73.17
最優先73.97
仕草73.50
はめる74.38
勤しむ74.26
とある73.37
云々73.91
風俗75.13
其れこそ73.06
あちらこちら74.26
権利73.65
ご機嫌よう74.26
休む73.22
メタル74.45
ホワイト74.17
大虐殺75.36
要望73.82
関節74.00
刻み込む74.27
一口73.65
シェア74.23
引き寄せる73.72
公演74.71
いいかい74.50
喉元74.15
シロップ74.75
世界征服74.72
届ける73.96
直々74.02
びっくりした73.91
出汁74.14
剥ぐ74.02
練習73.24
一人前74.11
以下73.49
生命73.56
税金74.20
証書74.75
十字架74.46
仕立てる74.63
賜る74.15
技能73.58
4本74.63
そんな中73.55
持たせる74.24
華麗74.09
リゾット75.11
貴方さま75.88
受け取り73.68
暗い73.20
歌姫74.47
ガーター75.21
頻りに74.15
前後73.65
羽化73.92
73.22
観念74.18
暫し73.60
脳裏73.54
斜めに74.14
上納75.23
宴会73.97
一般73.63
叱責74.17
男性用75.01
気持ちよい74.24
専門73.87
馬上73.94
訝る75.05
身の上74.50
味わい83.88
ベスト84.08
ポーズ83.86
屋根裏84.87
代金84.02
歪める83.66
買い手83.97
一緒83.18
減る83.15

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