I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
購入者15.13
意見を述べる14.99
執着13.98
ある限り14.43
息の根14.78
サディスト15.30
赤ちゃん14.00
選り好み15.23
悲壮14.58
サービス付き16.29
14.30
絶壁14.87
取り逃がす14.67
力を借りる14.63
見せ付ける14.46
納付15.93
委縮14.85
未満14.44
真っすぐ14.54
荷さばき16.34
入れ知恵14.88
待ちかね15.39
前口上15.36
何日14.46
どぎまぎ15.14
カテゴリ14.88
力量13.83
腹の中14.34
圧する15.30
一割14.37
山吹15.71
肩で息をする15.08
保存庫15.27
パラソル15.16
集中的14.91
協力的14.55
製品14.24
頂ける13.53
小道具14.94
ノイズ14.08
待ち遠しい14.71
愛の結晶15.45
寸劇15.24
おちょぼ口16.30
安心安全15.21
驚くべき14.09
有利になる14.66
酷使14.42
信頼に足る15.31
掛け持ち15.25
呑む13.66
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
薄目15.01
網焼き15.64
執心14.70
出来レース15.32
どかどか15.17
円陣14.68
心理14.47
直立14.58
安っぽい14.69
凌辱15.08
鉱物14.27
読み終わる15.42
積み込み14.91
代わりになる14.79
古武士14.79
寝ぼけ14.45
指図14.71
同家16.59
6百16.89
瓦窯15.22
取捨16.17
朝ごはん14.48
王手15.20
二人共14.17
成り行き14.10
かくして14.36
我ながら14.00
ほうほう14.47
あの方13.73
装填14.30
雇われ14.26
不躾14.47
ちらつく14.51
上を行く15.02
エスカレート14.93
居座り15.17
テンプレ14.36
雑誌14.28
だーれ15.49
道理13.95
連帯感15.12
寝そべる14.31
診る14.36
逆立てる14.62
一握り14.74
授与式15.21
鷹揚14.32
大赤字15.32

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