I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
からという物14.41
安っぽい14.69
収穫期15.40
実を言うと14.70
脱衣場15.22
肩紐15.47
詰め物15.30
読み取る14.00
商売仲間16.16
ごゆっくり14.61
力を込める14.35
差別化15.10
トータルで15.30
収束13.93
神憑16.39
技法14.59
無口14.35
15.17
実務14.59
13.81
滾る14.50
絶頂14.90
市街図16.81
他界14.84
水死体15.61
熱狂的14.88
出し合う14.85
取水口15.91
ぎこちない14.12
面目ない15.02
やり口14.61
三摩耶15.15
猛特訓15.45
明かり取り15.59
二十13.34
12.50
無頼15.38
詰め襟15.76
全容14.51
絶好調14.69
希望の星15.58
1頭14.71
多らか15.06
コレクション14.51
協力的14.55
ああして14.57
石ころ14.48
だから何だ14.84
立ち入り14.56
作業所15.86
先を行く14.88
重い口を開く15.74
潰れる14.02
戦闘能力13.89
穴掘り14.97
うすのろ16.04
手描き15.71
ハートフル15.95
革ひも16.18
自分の分14.56
編目17.29
細かい金16.99
夢想14.57
晦む15.47
一等地15.07
忠誠13.94
2714.43
跳躍力14.91
改善点15.07
鳴る13.48
調合13.84
神代14.40
数値13.94
お転婆娘15.77
水洗い15.27
産声15.01
兄弟げんか16.53
濃い目15.14
始まらない14.43
高飛車14.91
竹林14.75
名残惜しい14.26
醤油13.98
握力14.59
手に負えない14.60
灯し14.60
有効期間16.75
ナンバー214.93
藍染め16.43
開き直る14.22
出掛15.08
生血16.11
主流14.40
腕のいい14.82
足かせ15.27
荷台14.02
反故14.82
プロフィール14.96
水を引く15.82
その気13.88

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