I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
崇高14.70
台紙16.07
売り物14.52
壊す13.30
見切る14.37
名誉13.70
味見14.12
それはない14.11
保障14.19
これぞ14.40
選り好み15.23
揉み手15.12
水洗い15.27
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
大回転15.81
訳あり14.91
視線を落とす14.58
畳む14.31
賞14.60
顔を赤らめる15.17
配列15.24
のん14.37
分散14.07
単品15.10
粘り14.86
一束15.38
布切れ14.93
研究成果14.73
伏兵14.45
お出し14.63
そのような中15.75
硬度14.42
だーれ15.49
躍起14.50
乗用15.55
出先15.04
運転手14.47
盛り塩15.95
シーツ14.21
ちらっと14.31
たーまやー16.53
抱き抱える15.37
快調15.18
ぺろっと15.36
風邪13.90
食感14.06
分かったもんじゃない14.84
百パーセント14.88
バンバン14.55
前々から14.29
ざらつく15.32
グラタン14.97
重点的14.63
足手まとい14.29
釣り上げ14.70
邪神13.54
文官13.76
ってか13.72
瑕疵14.99
嘯く14.55
一日を過ごす15.77
棲む14.38
低賃金15.82
心の交流16.39
堕天使14.33
拈り14.48
バウンサー16.85
町娘14.91
絶望的13.94
胸糞15.07
凍らす15.92
享ける15.09
重なり14.43
Uターン15.23
猛者13.76
達し13.97
滝13.84
花瓶14.52
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
寝返り14.53
大絶賛15.22
真鍮製15.65
性分14.50
切り出し14.47
鳴動14.97
乗っ取り14.75
追い払う14.05
正す13.86
どっちか14.25
集中的14.91
火炉15.34
始まらない14.43
歪14.00
希望的観測14.76
アングラ15.98
執着13.98
球状14.70
広々とした14.57
両立14.61
立ち居振る舞い14.66

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