I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
程に83.01
落ち込む83.58
ばっちり84.31
日向ぼっこ84.96
波戸83.58
みたいだ82.84
名子84.16
83.82
出納85.50
屋根裏84.87
鍛え83.51
分離84.21
逃げ帰る84.51
どうするか83.69
擬態84.06
団体84.24
方針83.57
除いて83.87
84.70
特別83.12
83.24
前足83.93
早々83.54
お昼83.71
手を出す83.90
素早い83.27
切り出す83.88
至る83.38
絶賛84.22
桃色84.09
ナイフ83.21
もう一人83.48
慣れ83.18
一際83.81
脱衣所84.55
カリカリ84.65
大勝利84.89
所詮83.65
仕込み84.11
激高84.36
就寝84.30
募集84.07
中華まんじゅう86.69
ルート83.51
他にも83.22
現状83.13
悔しい83.38
良く82.94
フロント84.85
手製84.45
増やす83.56
待った83.67
マグマ84.22
試験83.39
あっ気84.67
充填84.49
当日83.91
小物84.09
ものか83.30
用品84.87
お勧め83.98
改造83.77
休み83.57
料理店84.74
伺う83.58
覆われ83.82
有効83.53
下ろす83.29
確かめる83.49
功績83.71
刀祢83.76
方式84.22
慣れる83.12
さえ82.89
主張83.48
叔父83.88
従業員83.93
清掃84.34
83.31
隠れる83.64
頼り83.53
猫っ毛85.65
82.78
税務調査86.42
立てて83.18
倒さ83.79
進軍83.86
大概83.98
訪問83.76
83.29
詫びる84.38
83.28
爆音84.17
無茶83.39
演技83.74
妄想83.81
崩れ落ちる83.64
期間中84.68
痺れ83.96
揃える83.93

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