I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
全力83.10
一泊84.26
一杯83.59
言い出す83.62
現れ83.42
一緒83.18
に加え83.96
握りしめる83.65
ジョー84.50
早々83.54
見比べる84.07
蒸器86.59
すっと83.91
捕まえる83.41
楽83.16
赴く83.65
カリカリ84.65
どうかしら84.34
粉83.86
駆け抜ける83.73
討伐82.99
取83.79
ファースト84.38
他にも83.22
のんびり83.46
料理店84.74
肘83.85
夕方83.59
小物84.09
無事終了85.25
わいの85.06
面会83.91
裏切る83.46
上では84.07
充填84.49
多聞84.80
宿題84.33
威嚇83.76
ラウドネス86.69
騙す83.59
おんぶ紐86.11
礼を言う84.13
品質83.75
振り絞る84.02
たんと84.38
良く82.94
ルート83.51
表す83.61
揃って83.29
出会い83.65
出納85.50
動かす82.95
訪問83.76
びっくり83.65
日向ぼっこ84.96
他所83.65
絞る83.81
ど83.26
潜る83.41
詫びる84.38
少ない82.78
才能83.30
気持ち悪い83.75
込める83.05
崖83.69
申し訳ございません83.87
問84.54
一際83.81
もつ83.52
決して82.91
特産品84.46
の余り83.75
爆音84.17
男女83.58
ってな83.50
にゃー84.12
歩83.66
大概83.98
あっけに取られる85.44
日中84.16
演技83.74
重なる83.65
ばっちり84.31
清掃84.34
逃げて83.41
プロ83.93
慣れ83.18
あっ気84.67
サイト84.11
地味83.57
増やす83.56
襲来84.27
所82.78
騒ぎ83.37
屋台83.39
正直なところ83.96
あらあら84.01
屋根裏84.87
税務調査86.42
遠慮なく83.85

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