I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
旦那さま14.72
親馬鹿14.84
シーフード15.41
爺むさい16.55
篭もる14.30
立ち会う14.41
癖になる15.08
機嫌よく14.90
腹上死16.04
愛しの14.59
一目置く15.49
稽古13.76
芸術性15.45
剥ぎ取る14.88
お茶うけ15.93
馬鹿らしい14.34
乱雑14.50
飛び入り15.03
食文化14.86
体よく15.44
キック14.28
風物詩15.23
装備品14.00
にゃーん15.14
鉄火丼16.39
すれ違う13.95
姿を表す15.43
鑑賞14.50
形をとる15.46
細切り15.42
晩ごはん15.41
に亘って14.49
実務14.59
建機16.61
名高い14.19
パズル14.70
機嫌がいい15.04
片腕14.02
巡らす14.57
かと思うと13.80
そうこうする内に15.15
症状14.00
意欲14.46
混濁14.79
飛び蹴り14.93
花柄15.06
シミュレーター15.27
募集広告16.43
肌で感じる15.17
笑止千万15.69
小麦13.91
闇雲14.55
見映え15.77
カモフラージュ14.72
嫉妬心14.88
24時間14.83
言いたげ14.45
指揮官13.53
貸してあげる15.19
持ってこい14.81
缶詰14.51
当の本人14.31
石ころ14.48
万が一13.50
13.67
14.50
濡れ手に粟16.10
咳き込む14.31
身をひそめる16.02
広々とした14.57
漬け物15.33
途方も無い15.18
とも言う14.32
14.36
凍り14.94
十三13.87
不文律14.92
均等14.57
逆効果14.48
フィーバー15.33
満面の笑み13.78
実入り14.74
来場者15.46
前触れ14.44
呪縛14.51
13.97
風上14.96
大荒れ15.57
13.99
ひざ下15.88
バウンサー16.85
迷い込む14.30
あざとい14.64
低層14.03
取引所15.79
立ち吞み15.45
獣脂15.56
熟考14.92
13.36
シガレット15.75

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