I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
チャラ14.61
窮屈14.26
補給13.75
丸儲け15.85
震わせる13.45
風呂桶15.36
先輩12.70
煮干15.70
差し置く14.50
可哀想に14.39
注釈14.74
溢し14.08
評する14.71
海岸線14.67
それすら14.05
掴みどころのない15.68
ツナギ15.24
残さず14.35
高級レストラン15.37
青白い13.83
何それ13.89
義兄14.07
早じまい16.69
プレゼンター16.31
気疲れ14.87
できるだけ早く14.83
露わにする14.58
納期14.97
こう言った13.58
濃14.46
どちらでも14.39
お零れ14.85
職権濫用16.07
横町15.74
想像通り14.54
寛げる15.02
マイナー14.77
ビギナー14.77
咀嚼14.15
は種15.03
横並び14.94
不死13.80
不用意14.23
等分14.78
頭に浮かぶ14.79
涎14.08
見向きもしない14.97
毛皮13.69
反故14.82
私財14.94
何処か13.67
街並み14.13
罰則14.66
Vサイン15.46
現在進行形14.55
偉いこっちゃ15.77
悪魔の宴16.99
悪循環14.90
制御13.36
グレる14.41
野中13.48
クセ14.64
建つ14.14
後任14.75
晦む15.47
引越し14.75
聞き覚え14.02
組み立て14.30
十一14.01
盛り14.31
だから何だ14.84
ポジティブ14.72
ノブ14.51
透きとおる15.78
そうみたい14.43
拡張可能16.51
尻尾を出す15.71
拝する15.67
名士15.13
注ぎ込む14.06
フォルム14.64
社員14.31
出方14.39
本券17.59
ゴツゴツ14.70
報う14.42
またしても13.96
鳴る13.48
異議14.38
カラメル化16.81
和気藹々14.75
身銭15.75
信頼に足る15.31
基本設計15.86
有耶無耶14.86
凌辱15.08
ダブル14.47
チック14.94
一人分14.63
弊害14.39

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