I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
大成功14.48
これぞ14.40
気にしないで13.81
継続は力なり15.96
後ろ髪を引かれる15.22
に限らず14.24
炎上14.49
絶対君主16.09
三摩耶15.15
むか15.30
雇われ14.26
無一文14.99
追い込み14.89
壮年14.22
場当たり15.27
リサイクル15.20
15.13
二段目15.42
プロフェッショナル15.11
策士14.68
見せ付ける14.46
善意14.18
嫌味13.95
表現者16.15
乏しい14.07
法律的15.54
壊す13.30
有志14.83
80014.75
立てかける14.52
足を向ける14.68
頭がまわらない16.29
平ら14.49
余裕しゃくしゃく15.85
備品14.46
男優15.43
尻馬に乗る16.48
消費量14.47
道理で14.11
表立った15.31
語らい14.72
拭き掃除15.59
ってば13.84
ばっちい14.68
シリーズ14.12
染み14.05
彼自身14.08
グロい15.06
香り立つ16.00
豆類15.54
肩代わり14.60
意識を失う14.68
バンバン14.55
暴漢14.78
ゴタゴタ14.76
貢献14.04
現預金17.59
取引所15.79
トレーニング14.24
ホっと15.62
まし13.94
臓腑14.96
覚えこむ16.59
軍備14.68
縛りあげる15.40
鯨肉16.13
大軍14.05
塗り14.37
王権14.44
農園14.69
標準化16.04
残さず14.35
御覧の通り15.65
思い込み14.27
初っ端14.77
BGM14.92
最後方15.33
工場13.99
丸投げ14.24
使用許可14.94
読み切り15.67
そり14.50
私有15.74
首ったけ15.74
むさ苦しい14.83
運転手14.47
14.98
涙する15.10
独創性15.73
行き届く14.27
うわさ話15.62
また今度14.30
喜怒哀楽14.99
証人14.40
恍惚14.37
丸めこむ15.84
一睡15.04
姿を表す15.43
享年15.18
矛盾13.95

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