I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
リラックス84.29
男の子83.51
詳しい83.29
かよ83.36
手々83.09
引き取る83.89
兄82.88
程に83.01
出会い83.65
産84.16
どうするか83.69
崩れ落ちる83.64
お姉ちゃん83.29
所82.78
宿題84.33
名付け84.19
落ち込む83.58
崖83.69
ファースト84.38
口走る84.25
悔しい83.38
ど83.26
コントロール83.85
出来るだけ83.38
か細い84.35
罪83.31
もう一人83.48
試験83.39
城内83.90
移る83.53
フロント84.85
画道83.23
近付く83.36
裏切る83.46
屋台83.39
現れ83.42
程82.89
君たち83.51
安く83.33
羽83.24
楽83.16
激高84.36
五徳83.89
日向ぼっこ84.96
ラウドネス86.69
満悦84.53
蒸器86.59
手製84.45
擬態84.06
都市化83.34
直す83.51
紐83.82
注意83.10
沖83.65
夕方83.59
わけが無い83.49
杉82.95
カリカリ84.65
おはようございます83.74
気合83.69
込める83.05
挙げる83.85
訪問83.76
功績83.71
射抜く84.13
あらあら84.01
爆音84.17
中華まんじゅう86.69
お昼83.71
威嚇83.76
悪巧み84.70
見比べる84.07
至る83.38
品質83.75
立てて83.18
倒さ83.79
複雑83.34
お目にかかる84.27
桃色84.09
頼り83.53
柵83.75
更け84.53
小物84.09
キュート84.55
早々83.54
300084.59
きょとん83.84
一緒83.18
探る83.44
紙83.20
妄想83.81
軽83.90
用品84.87
兼ねる84.09
決す84.17
邪83.68
盾82.83
待った83.67
みたいだ82.84
買い手83.97

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