I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
動作83.43
騙す83.59
切り出す83.88
全力83.10
激高84.36
裏切る83.46
エンジョイ85.23
上では84.07
83.29
出会い83.65
終末84.64
事務的84.59
膝上84.86
女子寮84.59
吐息83.83
手製84.45
83.20
前足83.93
立ち去る83.70
騒ぎ83.37
臭い83.42
代金84.02
悔しい83.38
名付け84.19
募集84.07
機嫌83.63
83.09
群衆84.43
特産品84.46
演技83.74
血相84.45
防御力83.62
探る83.44
悟る83.47
特別83.12
宿題84.33
男の子83.51
フロント84.85
83.16
大勝利84.89
威嚇83.76
悪巧み84.70
何でもあり84.71
わけが無い83.49
名子84.16
発意83.84
みたいだ82.84
気絶83.45
男女83.58
あっけに取られる85.44
84.70
迎え入れる84.01
伺う83.58
小物84.09
役目83.38
両肩84.21
鍛え83.51
仕込み84.11
膨らむ83.63
揃って83.29
透明83.71
安く83.33
注意83.10
補助83.65
司る83.89
ってな83.50
ばっちり84.31
どうだい84.30
うむ83.03
早々83.54
全体83.32
息子83.14
一緒83.18
仁王立ち84.28
83.64
お目にかかる84.27
にしても83.12
清掃84.34
あっ気84.67
83.79
爆音84.17
ものか83.30
83.69
滞在83.64
リュックサック84.67
待った83.67
面会83.91
ファースト84.38
程に83.01
天空83.91
気合83.69
五徳83.89
83.28
83.85
休み83.57
交渉83.24
増やす83.56
に加え83.96
用品84.87
83.75

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