I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
演技派15.50
すっきり14.03
安らか14.38
ダブル14.47
口実14.26
力ずくで14.50
そのような中15.75
凌辱15.08
まんま14.26
ブービートラップ15.74
せせら笑い15.86
模索14.22
儀仗隊16.51
浸る13.92
並びに14.65
上を行く15.02
楽府14.77
卷く17.29
お眼鏡15.00
料理屋14.74
無縁14.13
僻地14.70
選り好み15.23
縁談14.10
修まる15.07
謙虚14.48
一千万14.90
ボーイッシュ15.14
おめでとう13.91
面会人16.55
お駄賃15.67
食す14.88
みたらし団子15.60
ぱっくり15.18
お札14.91
一つとして14.34
約半分15.41
はさみ14.87
物陰14.28
毒矢15.07
深紫15.77
突きとめる16.26
生き物13.36
揺れ動く14.64
屈辱14.09
凄む14.69
アラフォー15.11
スルー13.79
行動に移る14.92
在庫管理15.70
フォーク13.95
ラフ14.24
強権14.94
何げない16.49
親和力15.79
副産物14.81
抜き放つ14.21
記録更新15.70
間違いなし14.54
参照14.37
し甲斐15.42
あぁ12.97
知らしめる14.52
心理14.47
同類14.30
握り返す14.91
先方14.50
ああして14.57
口の悪い15.22
ピスタチオ15.81
抜き足で16.89
グラブ16.03
雨13.28
鈍14.55
下味15.13
客足14.87
差別化15.10
研究成果14.73
気が楽14.48
先鋭15.66
不愛想15.19
後退13.67
伸びやか15.43
可13.68
モフモフ14.18
話は別14.02
雄臭い16.89
お茶を入れる15.43
痩せる14.86
砲台14.58
アイボリーホワイト16.55
ヤツ13.26
円滑14.62
反面教師15.29
執行14.43
発想13.73
逆なで15.15
ぽきぽき15.96
マヌケ14.80
呑み14.43

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