I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
海藻類16.07
まい13.58
一頭14.17
愛想14.26
引っ込み15.04
速く13.79
13.73
名声14.26
フード13.63
迫真15.14
アホたれ16.53
目をそらす14.77
平らげる14.32
疑問点14.99
宝の山14.98
お祈り14.35
千鳥足15.32
13.69
日陰者15.34
やんややんや15.46
止めに入る14.93
縛りあげる15.40
別荘地15.55
風化14.68
実体14.18
和紙15.10
15.55
消化不良15.31
物々しい14.54
斬りかかる14.49
延いて14.64
正真正銘14.26
安っぽい14.69
手分け14.32
笛吹き16.02
成金趣味15.49
無頼15.38
撃ち抜く14.22
作業着14.83
粘り14.86
本命13.97
焼きつくす15.81
十字軍14.15
ループ14.14
早いとこ15.00
恍惚14.37
ひと言14.37
婆ちゃん14.68
苦戦13.74
ランダム14.23
バンダナ14.77
前金14.88
キャンセル14.12
静める14.84
親馬鹿14.84
濁流14.65
大剣13.44
スクリーマー17.59
残虐14.55
息を吐く13.88
ばきっと14.55
ウェルカム15.25
ハンター13.70
海鮮14.73
息せき切る15.26
絶望的13.94
魔女っ子15.65
ソファー13.69
無一文14.99
ラフ14.24
深海14.52
轟かす15.49
シガレット15.75
マン13.70
道路上16.18
シーツ14.21
立ち居振る舞い14.66
香草14.02
送り出す14.06
本末転倒14.44
風俗嬢16.24
追い討ち14.78
飽きもせず15.23
掴みどころがない15.98
官吏14.28
満ちる13.25
十万14.35
道理13.95
かくして14.36
使用方法15.01
それすら14.05
高尚14.94
ちと14.20
計画的14.81
っきゃ15.10
取得13.58
水樽15.84
脆弱14.37
隠密13.98
人出14.66

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