I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
防御83.09
農耕84.71
ポーズ83.86
騙す83.59
男の子83.51
プロ83.93
引き取る83.89
84.54
83.20
怪しい83.32
気合83.69
挙げる83.85
宿題84.33
正直なところ83.96
終末84.64
わいの85.06
遭う83.72
遠慮なく83.85
訪問83.76
慣れ83.18
みたいだ82.84
用品84.87
言い出す83.62
日向ぼっこ84.96
どうかしら84.34
群衆84.43
お目にかかる84.27
見比べる84.07
気持ち悪い83.75
複雑83.34
詫びる84.38
膝上84.86
城内83.90
挑む83.33
っぷり83.86
立ち去る83.70
手を出す83.90
波戸83.58
給仕83.97
リュックサック84.67
息子83.14
わけが無い83.49
ショー84.22
手ごたえ84.50
仕込み84.11
騒ぎ83.37
コンロ84.46
膨らむ83.63
お初84.43
都市化83.34
動かす82.95
夕方83.59
のんびり83.46
備え83.71
おはようございます83.74
最前線83.94
84.70
83.69
一瞥83.77
どうするか83.69
うふふ83.92
83.66
除いて83.87
83.68
83.82
功績83.71
捕らえる83.56
この人83.25
満悦84.53
高貴84.04
役目83.38
裏切る83.46
となると83.16
吐息83.83
かよ83.36
決して82.91
安く83.33
たんと84.38
おんぶ紐86.11
どうだい84.30
か細い84.35
動向84.00
一泊84.26
機嫌83.63
防御力83.62
出会い83.65
全体83.32
爆音84.17
疲れた83.41
威嚇83.76
にゃー84.12
分離84.21
何でもあり84.71
サイト84.11
4083.81
ルート83.51
直す83.51
83.29
特産品84.46
フロント84.85

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