I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
満悦84.53
悟る83.47
逃げ帰る84.51
大概83.98
かよ83.36
決す84.17
ルート83.51
83.31
カリカリ84.65
一泊84.26
訪問83.76
多聞84.80
迎え入れる84.01
ばっちり84.31
手を出す83.90
リラックス84.29
捕まえる83.41
波戸83.58
移る83.53
おはようございます83.74
憧れ83.62
うふふ83.92
護符84.54
決して82.91
群青色85.16
演技83.74
進軍83.86
従業員83.93
83.82
に加え83.96
慣れ83.18
税務調査86.42
経緯83.65
分離84.21
マグマ84.22
83.28
威嚇83.76
買い手83.97
83.29
落ち込む83.58
貫く83.25
おいおい83.46
器用83.03
併設84.55
83.79
挙げる83.85
膝上84.86
男の子83.51
就寝84.30
防御83.09
ラウドネス86.69
例の82.90
しっかり82.79
特殊83.22
脱衣所84.55
83.69
となると83.16
充填84.49
倒さ83.79
揃って83.29
少ない82.78
機嫌83.63
あらあら84.01
襲来84.27
84.54
振り絞る84.02
ある意味83.54
83.90
当日83.91
悔しい83.38
面会83.91
防御力83.62
たんと84.38
口走る84.25
申し訳ございません83.87
歪める83.66
ベスト84.08
全体83.32
減る83.15
妄想83.81
ファースト84.38
83.09
中華まんじゅう86.69
動かす82.95
屋台83.39
安く83.33
大勝利84.89
出会い83.65
一瞥83.77
不買運動86.55
鍛え83.51
デッキ84.55
親指83.93
地味83.57
エンジョイ85.23
82.83
隠れる83.64
臭い83.42
団体84.24
両肩84.21

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