I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
無人14.19
地獄の釜15.57
夜ごと15.78
違える14.29
ひと息14.95
そり14.50
宴席14.82
噛る14.95
15.06
策士策に溺れる16.24
魚介14.66
逆なで15.15
屈する14.46
学び14.20
取っ付き15.51
まー13.87
条項15.18
名声14.26
永い14.62
美意識15.34
来るべき14.79
干支13.94
散歩がてら15.41
度胸14.18
小気味良い15.09
表情豊か15.15
圧する15.30
綿入れ16.04
蓋をする15.04
建築物14.52
非売品15.62
黒曜石14.62
品定め14.74
かくして14.36
フリーズ14.53
13.87
総取り15.34
傀儡14.08
茶碗蒸し15.33
内部構造14.96
負い目14.53
一枚上手15.27
居酒屋14.35
山形14.90
より上14.35
ぽっきり15.09
無口14.35
どうなっている14.24
父性15.43
随時14.60
良くやった14.11
僻地14.70
鉱物14.27
一姫二太郎16.45
元妻15.28
恥ずかしながら14.62
びた一文15.97
歓喜13.87
比ではない14.61
特長15.51
場当たり15.27
グッドラック15.94
反す14.78
規律14.50
かかって来い14.66
ふっ飛ぶ15.22
佇まい14.35
噛みしめる14.08
蓄える14.35
他を当たる16.23
篤と14.82
寝泊まり14.40
体つき14.32
鉄火丼16.39
びっしり14.44
消費量14.47
性分14.50
捕捉14.30
先手14.22
小作人15.60
保健15.26
鮮血14.11
あっちゃ14.97
浮き14.40
パズル14.70
ドライ14.53
折りたたみ15.24
極刑14.85
納得のいく14.73
申告14.69
べし15.07
カット紙15.12
言うことを聞かない14.98
気が楽14.48
叩き落とす14.69
14.90
なす術14.84
佳句14.36
こそあれ14.88
引かれる14.40

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