I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
調理法14.63
控えめ13.92
ダッシュ13.84
行動範囲14.73
下地14.59
功13.95
聡明14.24
危惧14.45
ホステス15.59
色付け15.55
奢る14.15
侵入者13.90
簡単に言うと14.57
他用14.13
焼き網16.24
ちゃんとした14.02
横長15.19
マント13.54
化学反応15.21
見映え15.77
学友14.52
叩きこむ14.96
博打打ち16.00
どちらからとも無く14.99
いうことを聞く15.78
デスマッチ15.45
痛み入る14.85
助太刀14.74
だろうに14.05
籠める14.73
船12.84
セキュリティ14.58
やんちゃ14.57
属性12.44
表彰式14.93
満員御礼15.44
豪遊15.21
快活14.37
タップ14.67
乞う14.46
フル14.39
支障をきたす15.01
ぶかぶか15.15
パワーバランス14.96
一日中14.33
有無14.00
迷い込む14.30
一姫二太郎16.45
前触れ14.44
自害14.49
家捜し15.64
罰を与える14.97
簡易宿泊所16.36
賃貸15.38
世襲制15.46
寝息を立てる15.13
壊滅的14.56
ビクッと14.37
突然だけど15.82
金利15.40
焦げる14.27
待望14.84
挟み込む14.53
キレる14.74
悪戦苦闘14.93
ペニス16.75
横町15.74
行動をとる14.83
小作人15.60
凄む14.69
優劣をつける15.90
体勢13.40
腫れる15.06
購入者15.13
ぼんやり13.52
もやる14.49
おおよそ13.85
勝負は時の運15.98
持ちあわせ15.51
リア12.68
風圧14.41
思い直す14.23
魔方陣14.18
よろよろ14.51
混濁14.79
九人14.62
プリン13.97
お手本14.59
演説14.19
コホン14.52
制御13.36
古都14.50
仲直り14.32
ドッキリ14.77
ぎこちない14.12
なれど14.61
手柄14.01
しくじる14.59
砂漠化15.54
現存14.68

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