I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
応える83.51
切り出す83.88
詫びる84.38
洗髪85.62
方式84.22
何でもあり84.71
ファースト84.38
交渉83.24
お初84.43
膝上84.86
ものか83.30
一際83.81
中華まんじゅう86.69
名付け84.19
落ち込む83.58
新規84.20
素早い83.27
出来るだけ83.38
窓83.09
買い手83.97
騒ぎ83.37
どう見ても83.66
例の82.90
握りしめる83.65
五徳83.89
300084.59
透明83.71
暮らし83.33
疲れた83.41
徐に83.96
どうかしら84.34
気絶83.45
申し訳なさそう83.83
顛末84.25
近付く83.36
君たち83.51
出納85.50
手製84.45
る83.36
除いて83.87
少ない82.78
不買運動86.55
ってな83.50
脱衣所84.55
挑む83.33
にゃー84.12
団体84.24
取83.79
防御83.09
トゲトゲ95.24
家出94.43
然も93.66
計算93.48
冗談93.17
喉93.27
籠93.62
付いている93.38
拾う93.44
麻痺93.54
と言えば93.04
食93.75
避ける93.08
えへへ93.96
3回94.40
鶏肉94.43
無礼93.80
投げる93.49
クロウ94.02
おや93.57
オブ94.74
携帯93.79
動じる94.07
見せ板96.64
蒸発94.25
丘93.57
電撃94.08
臨時94.04
運び93.76
完璧93.31
火あぶり95.46
何卒94.43
人数分94.40
飛竜93.55
戴ける93.72
満たす93.44
真っ黒93.92
手入れ93.12
脱皮94.75
常連94.34
うつ伏せ94.35
保護者93.96
帰ってくる93.74
引き抜く93.75
哀れ93.81
トランス94.98
満々94.20
燃える93.43
出身93.59
コース93.93
大人気94.38

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