I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
アロマ14.73
尊厳14.46
二つめ15.78
ぶす15.26
毀れ14.33
自陣14.77
情状酌量15.08
力ずくで14.50
我先に14.46
蒸らす15.32
野バラ14.97
手ぶら14.65
今さらながら14.78
は種15.03
無線14.42
挟み込む14.53
三社14.45
等間隔14.61
団体名16.09
おちょぼ口16.30
小皿14.62
神々13.40
天丼15.24
鋼線15.12
跳ねる13.97
起用15.27
咳き込む14.31
プロポーズ14.25
我等14.02
第二次14.78
潜在的14.78
希望の星15.58
大嫌い14.30
ピロートーク16.23
負債14.92
香川15.33
基本設計15.86
がっつく14.83
15.41
出品物15.98
泣き止む15.14
王手15.20
添付14.97
その下に14.31
作りだす14.57
物の13.83
バウンサー16.85
仕分け14.86
為す13.89
14.30
びら15.72
称え14.37
なんちゃら15.00
止めておく14.62
肉汁14.46
据える14.01
14.31
残さず14.35
痛む13.75
レジスト14.58
ホっと15.62
真似事14.48
ハートフル15.95
腰を上げる15.00
正式メンバー16.51
リサイクル15.20
質疑応答15.06
卷く17.29
お尻14.02
カッコ14.22
ほろ酔い加減16.11
挨拶を交わす14.72
宴席14.82
軍服14.16
振り出15.84
右端14.87
やり口14.61
帰途に就く16.29
涙声14.73
つくづく14.23
お友達13.90
アホたれ16.53
親和力15.79
返却14.44
御心14.66
等分14.78
大半13.47
一抹14.52
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
野次14.93
吸い上げる14.81
ハイネック16.04
コーラス15.30
色調15.45
目障り14.52
封筒14.18
取りあう15.62
堕ちる14.04
おめでとう13.91
80014.75

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