I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
就職先14.93
容14.12
救世主14.22
生来14.52
触覚14.65
弱い者14.73
物干し15.89
キモ14.57
今後とも14.40
実を言うと14.70
馬鹿さ加減15.24
励み14.35
下回る14.77
確りしろ14.57
腹筋14.45
叔父さま15.90
がたい13.92
どっかり14.85
裂け目14.56
間々ある14.87
標準14.57
除去14.46
なれど14.61
百万14.28
中盤14.56
即決14.75
譲渡14.30
石畳13.96
手を伸ばす13.83
紫色13.86
陰険14.85
家出少女16.30
行って来15.35
揉み込む16.22
藁人形15.02
舞台衣装16.20
他を当たる16.23
ギャルソン15.91
防犯14.57
葬り14.85
モップ掛け16.05
キャバレー16.59
レシピ13.85
ベリー14.53
侮辱14.05
折半15.23
徒に14.52
お零れ14.85
一人分14.63
生理現象15.28
直立14.58
ウナギ14.61
天真爛漫14.76
舌を巻く14.96
打ち取る15.40
丸裸14.95
禅譲15.69
儲ける14.54
時間制限14.70
行きつけ14.88
我先に14.46
待ちきれない14.97
突き出た14.76
足を止める14.17
群集15.05
お転婆14.65
熱闘16.37
ボディガード15.22
精進14.42
メンツが揃う17.11
誰が見ても14.57
返却14.44
一回戦14.60
べく15.74
再起動14.48
姉ちゃん13.78
表立った15.31
ワックス15.34
マット14.75
にゃーん15.14
目も当てられない14.61
浮遊13.74
三十分14.12
目つぶし15.47
汚す14.07
険悪14.38
潰れる14.02
瘡14.84
少年少女14.41
多かれ少なかれ14.83
即興14.73
次席14.79
バラ売り16.59
高慢ちき15.52
巡らす14.57
取りなし15.00
焦がす14.50
逃げ惑う14.41
粗悪品14.98
頭を冷やす15.35

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