I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
家元15.74
繋げる13.94
凌辱15.08
はらはら14.79
雇用主15.00
取り残す14.19
性犯罪15.67
進展14.18
見詰める14.03
素っぴん15.31
食糧13.85
前々から14.29
カス14.26
添付14.97
稽古13.76
難点14.42
せえへん15.43
に当たって13.73
食事時15.10
抜刀14.37
学術14.68
策士策に溺れる16.24
心像15.94
売りつける14.64
尽きる13.67
杜鵑花15.20
持ち寄る14.99
海栗14.45
一進一退14.86
月長石16.15
傀儡14.08
何処となく13.87
あってこその14.99
高利貸し15.56
何日14.46
ネック14.59
せんと14.48
旅支度15.00
さし14.65
いびる15.05
拝する15.67
私兵14.17
暴行14.54
名誉挽回15.42
全容14.51
気っ風16.11
大多数14.25
片腕14.02
目頭14.70
気にも留めない15.08
低地15.62
注入14.60
止まれ14.37
知れ渡る14.22
歴代14.13
目ぼし15.46
気苦労14.80
同地15.90
一山いくら16.11
すぐれ物15.93
言いがかりをつける16.02
悪質14.63
だらしのない15.34
いじめっ子15.09
売名行為16.27
口角14.11
実務14.59
13.92
汗を流す15.02
隠者14.66
重い口を開く15.74
精神的13.59
認知14.35
15.24
隅っこ14.42
合点14.40
綽々15.44
しかねない14.19
掛け湯15.87
愚かにも14.95
浮遊13.74
緩い14.03
爆風14.15
トップバッター15.67
捻出14.68
ろくな14.24
再編14.62
嘘つき14.47
時間制限14.70
面目ない15.02
リゾート施設16.48
13.70
ルナティック15.58
アンクル14.75
13.92
ピカイチ15.57
ずーっと14.52
無意味13.75
ドタマ16.03
舞いあがる15.45

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