I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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漬け94.32
やべえ94.55
授ける93.93
今では93.48
実質94.08
殺気93.54
間違い93.21
えへへ93.96
93.78
鱗芽94.28
封印93.23
体毛94.32
彼女ら93.85
たの93.30
予想以上93.93
ロッカー94.73
付き合う93.28
気にしない93.68
納める94.22
よー93.18
数百93.73
臨時94.04
93.71
何でもない93.50
静まり返る93.98
何度か93.36
汝等94.95
ちんこ95.91
入場料95.09
初めとする94.48
腰かける94.38
飛ばす93.20
カップル94.15
普通に92.98
電撃94.08
脱皮94.75
側室93.87
付いている93.38
取り囲む93.74
やらせ94.04
両者93.67
飲み93.48
冗談93.17
クロウ94.02
頼る93.38
腰かけ94.29
物足りない94.14
なりません93.51
93.68
そんなこんな94.09
にかけて93.65
慣れた93.44
紛れ込む94.21
別れる93.63
狭い93.45
裸体94.76
金庫94.46
転舵93.34
保護者93.96
93.01
激しい93.10
運び93.76
地獄93.43
レベル92.66
然も93.66
ドリル94.22
降ろし94.13
無料94.09
火あぶり95.46
お久しぶり93.77
飛竜93.55
治安93.89
ダンジョン92.91
持参94.31
東方94.13
目覚め93.78
家出94.43
保証人95.15
保護93.52
武具93.58
一敗93.30
反対93.40
93.81
解く93.30
正しい93.12
93.57
右側93.97
嬉々94.08
一晩93.96
かつ93.55
引き抜く93.75
お迎え94.26
お使い94.22
出身93.59
93.62
晒し94.02
お構いなし94.42
満々94.20
指名93.88

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