I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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建前94.02
定期便94.97
間違い93.21
臨時94.04
演奏93.90
出品94.59
ウルフ93.77
指名93.88
クッキー93.81
お使い94.22
引きこもり94.38
脱皮94.75
冗談93.17
縦横94.74
金庫94.46
引き抜く93.75
金庫番95.40
一本93.25
降ろし94.13
お香93.15
急いで93.33
知らせ93.68
原因93.06
人数分94.40
おっ93.38
93.57
止めを刺す94.65
漬け94.32
にかけて93.65
別れる93.63
堪らない93.91
持参94.31
吹き出す94.12
ロッカー94.73
中級93.67
93.57
手を挙げる94.74
解く93.30
93.40
と同じように93.34
静まり返る93.98
何度か93.36
待合室94.65
治安93.89
見せ板96.64
大人気94.38
扱う93.21
燃える93.43
うつ伏せ94.35
哀れ93.81
ある時93.98
東方94.13
93.96
たの93.30
93.36
何事も93.93
直後93.18
保証人95.15
店番94.53
において93.01
うーん93.12
ですら93.29
93.81
かつ93.55
トゲトゲ95.24
一敗93.30
失礼します93.77
裸体94.76
鱗芽94.28
飲み物93.74
3回94.40
高価93.78
93.52
シン93.40
何卒94.43
よー93.18
結論93.40
打ち込む93.87
転舵93.34
気にするな93.91
処理93.41
一匹93.41
紛れ込む94.21
嫌悪94.09
食料93.36
火あぶり95.46
細かく93.86
ハマる94.39
と言えば93.04
小遣い94.49
拾う93.44
早馬94.51
93.01
ちんこ95.91
頼る93.38
素人93.52
そんなこんな94.09
名づけ94.91
普通に92.98

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