I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
腰かける94.38
器93.42
蘭93.73
何人か93.53
湯気94.04
東方94.13
避ける93.08
常連94.34
金庫94.46
不可94.25
激しい93.10
仕上げる94.25
選りによって94.54
売り飛ばす94.78
レベル92.66
お辞儀93.96
そんなこんな94.09
可愛がる94.20
動じる94.07
思考93.07
店番94.53
懐かしい93.51
ニヤニヤ93.81
臨時94.04
無礼93.80
手入れ93.12
と同じように93.34
人数分94.40
頼る93.38
天93.01
知恵93.81
ある時93.98
筈がない93.40
右側93.97
封印93.23
食料93.36
名づけ94.91
出身93.59
真っ黒93.92
時代93.09
お使い94.22
ブーイング94.80
他我93.20
目覚め93.78
待合室94.65
携帯93.79
どれだけ93.08
うるせえ94.29
別れ93.44
燃える93.43
急いで93.33
演奏93.90
にかけて93.65
別れる93.63
痙攣94.08
縄93.81
正しい93.12
防衛93.47
たの93.30
オブ94.74
ウルフ93.77
若い93.13
一つ目94.09
数人93.53
お金持ち94.41
でもない92.85
小遣い94.49
ハマる94.39
揃う93.79
嫌悪94.09
持参94.31
入場料95.09
その上93.43
制服93.59
脱皮94.75
満たす93.44
窺う93.55
体毛94.32
一本93.25
吹き出す94.12
転舵93.34
なりません93.51
兄ちゃん93.55
暴走93.42
一敗93.30
お久しぶり93.77
直後93.18
初めとする94.48
レ93.52
武具93.58
何事も93.93
威圧感93.89
腰かけ94.29
定期便94.97
予想以上93.93
納める94.22
と言われる93.54
うーん93.12
側室93.87
やらせ94.04

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