I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
据える14.01
果肉14.92
三和土14.64
マン13.70
下ネタ15.03
保身14.59
後ろ脚15.07
への字14.67
品定め14.74
片付く14.08
食わす14.84
斡旋14.29
規律14.50
際立つ14.24
手を握る14.47
交流13.50
お手本14.59
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
記録保持者15.93
あたし達13.92
7分15.62
せえへん15.43
ましょうか14.67
精力14.86
頭のおかしい14.96
アンクレット15.50
テリトリー14.70
両隣14.70
泊地15.98
カンナ13.99
逸脱14.45
歪む13.51
歩き回る14.10
歩き出す13.87
対決14.16
鰹だし16.45
へら14.80
化学反応15.21
どっかり14.85
徳治15.84
希少13.97
子供の頃13.96
駆けだし15.06
髪の毛13.78
力負け14.95
たらしい14.18
あっち13.48
万一のため16.07
引き合わせる15.22
レガース16.02
試飲14.99
えーっと13.83
仮契約15.22
13.27
誰が見ても14.57
13.18
暴発14.31
元妻15.28
14.09
申し込む14.17
一心に14.62
マカデミアナッツ16.99
ベタ14.75
風格14.36
如何な14.48
住宅用16.55
粘り14.86
顔見知り14.10
常識人14.65
毀れ14.33
登用14.80
拡張可能16.51
イベント会場15.65
散らかす14.35
出費14.39
物知り顔16.17
不衛生15.25
出力13.77
食べ放題14.81
薄衣15.10
素晴らしさ14.49
空にする14.86
食い下がる14.39
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
擁する14.69
民芸品15.66
グレー14.45
ちと14.20
せこい15.25
ガラス13.67
希望的観測14.76
賛成派15.36
おかーさん14.98
板状15.04
エキサイティング15.75
剣術13.52
幾重15.02
シルバー14.06
なれの果て15.38
タックル14.50

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