I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
初老14.19
サプライズ14.51
私か14.81
仮13.86
小学校14.12
狼煙をあげる15.84
定石14.72
ガラス13.67
有利になる14.66
密集14.14
眠りこける14.79
起き上がる13.63
ねっとり14.71
チャラ14.61
泣かせる14.47
参入14.79
振り替える15.66
知らんけど14.70
気の利いた14.77
串刺し14.34
成就14.50
一言でいうと15.82
耐えうる14.95
取り皿15.21
二人きり13.85
定13.81
僻14.92
道案内14.46
選別14.19
導き出す14.29
欲13.67
舞台衣装16.20
お互いに13.53
不衛生15.25
横倒し14.78
座13.73
咎14.06
無謀13.84
足を止める14.17
プラン14.22
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
船12.84
ピカイチ15.57
後釜14.97
突き通す15.33
捜索願い15.91
オドオド15.02
悲しいかな14.86
十把一絡げ15.56
体よく15.44
金になる14.73
重力13.68
学者14.07
極楽15.02
ペニス16.75
脚気15.43
涎14.08
姿を見せる14.26
グッドラック15.94
知っての通り14.61
とて13.45
ってば13.84
言い出しっぺ15.24
称す13.92
遅らせる14.48
振り分け14.66
ずり落ちる14.87
ヘルメット14.46
耽る14.41
客足14.87
一つ一つ13.91
意中の人15.55
塡まる14.18
思う存分14.33
どっしり14.57
殺人罪15.68
不躾14.47
フリーズ14.53
石像14.14
拡散14.01
無意味13.75
三段目15.44
私自身13.95
信用できる14.31
丸くなって14.65
何てったって15.01
両隣り16.03
遺体13.87
せこい15.25
深慮遠謀16.02
嫌々14.67
エコ15.21
成り手16.06
家来14.88
プロポーズ14.25
支障13.99
藁人形15.02
何日14.46
無茶ぶり14.87
社交界14.02

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