I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
父性15.43
建つ14.14
人参14.52
二の次14.62
止まない14.63
やない14.25
資金調達15.47
確立14.04
嘘つき14.47
無縁14.13
ぶっ叩く15.60
パット14.88
急用14.83
進展14.18
納期14.97
乾く14.24
補導15.57
授与式15.21
最後方15.33
兵隊14.07
組み合い15.77
奥さん13.72
計量15.38
お別れ14.19
浮きあがる16.04
綴る14.44
ロングドレス15.72
試運転14.93
軽装14.22
名前をつける15.16
一芝居15.37
今までどおり15.00
赤む17.59
一呼吸おいて15.39
ふっと13.77
網焼き15.64
糞野郎15.12
枯れる13.98
ばしっと15.79
タックル14.50
捕らわれ14.67
むかっ14.68
素人目14.91
痩せる14.86
諸芸17.11
根掘り葉掘り14.87
ちらっと見る15.64
温い14.26
生理現象15.28
極めて13.49
触り14.19
一晩中14.69
手渡し14.10
発表13.71
つべこべ15.24
供託17.59
依托14.68
現に13.86
カフス15.43
年代14.38
金融業16.17
思案顔14.74
怒りを込めて15.40
15.01
一度に13.99
捕らわれる14.84
逆提案16.89
捕食13.84
トゲトゲしい15.45
言葉に詰まる14.53
突っかかる14.50
できる限り14.09
しんと14.58
フォーマル15.28
14.73
部品14.04
方便14.70
入場口15.46
託児所15.46
奮闘14.25
激昂14.17
アッパー14.98
摘み14.53
腹が立つ14.39
固有13.59
悪人14.19
啖呵を切る15.59
訝げ15.00
皆既日食16.43
元妻15.28
ハゲる15.59
生産物15.54
こだま14.64
パリン15.21
見かけ14.07
ぽい14.24
漲る14.30
炭焼16.20
名門14.35
持込み16.27

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