I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そんなこんな94.09
トランス94.98
完璧93.31
起動時95.62
選りによって94.54
オブ94.74
うつ伏せ94.35
竜神94.35
動じる94.07
何卒94.43
お金持ち94.41
何でもない93.50
ちんこ95.91
早馬94.51
売り飛ばす94.78
と同じように93.34
申請94.03
と言えば93.04
厳しい93.06
仕上げる94.25
見送り93.75
さっと93.85
金庫94.46
湯気94.04
然も93.66
常連94.34
93.78
腰かけ94.29
帰ってくる93.74
頼る93.38
封印93.23
防衛93.47
よくよく93.89
臨時94.04
保護者93.96
君ら94.32
漬け94.32
細かく93.86
思考93.07
一方的93.57
93.68
刻む93.37
転舵93.34
巾着袋95.07
反対93.40
急いで93.33
予想以上93.93
集金人96.57
金庫番95.40
拾う93.44
時代93.09
直後93.18
不可94.25
たの93.30
何度か93.36
93.96
チンピラ94.20
解く93.30
どれだけ93.08
筆頭93.62
携帯93.79
シン93.40
手入れ93.12
扱う93.21
その上93.43
お迎え94.26
うるせえ94.29
お辞儀93.96
狙い93.28
保証人95.15
知恵93.81
一匹93.41
嫌悪94.09
ほんのり94.12
93.42
と言われる93.54
片づけ94.21
冗談93.17
93.71
起こし93.33
降ろし94.13
気にしない93.68
暴走93.42
失礼します93.77
激しい93.10
クロウ94.02
うーん93.12
間違い93.21
押さえつける94.03
高価93.78
真っ黒93.92
定期便94.97
数百93.73
付き合う93.28
腰かける94.38
それより93.35
93.01
ランチ94.49
出品94.59
93.40

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