I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
犯す93.68
普通に92.98
たの93.30
上納金95.15
目覚め93.78
やべえ94.55
不可94.25
食料93.36
低い92.95
人数分94.40
売り飛ばす94.78
何度か93.36
仕上げる94.25
予想以上93.93
強制93.79
裸体94.76
直後93.18
クロウ94.02
嫌悪94.09
何事も93.93
一敗93.30
失礼します93.77
と同じように93.34
体毛94.32
93.68
生える93.27
可愛がる94.20
時代93.09
出身93.59
絞り出す94.12
93.25
コース93.93
93.36
生成り95.49
93.75
何卒94.43
納める94.22
その上93.43
痙攣94.08
側室93.87
おや93.57
燃える93.43
計算93.48
お金持ち94.41
家出94.43
乃公93.15
宣伝94.05
初めとする94.48
兄ちゃん93.55
本番93.96
物足りない94.14
実質94.08
大人気94.38
第二93.20
において93.01
竜神94.35
議場94.91
なりません93.51
味わう93.58
思考93.07
それより93.35
拾う93.44
満たす93.44
堪らない93.91
手を挙げる94.74
筈がない93.40
と言われる93.54
店番94.53
93.57
君ら94.32
携帯93.79
解く93.30
旨い94.16
一匹93.41
帰ってくる93.74
取り囲む93.74
東方94.13
湯気94.04
数人93.53
狭い93.45
演奏93.90
素人93.52
お久しぶり93.77
急いで93.33
何人か93.53
暴走93.42
でもない92.85
細かく93.86
金庫94.46
何もない93.46
手入れ93.12
3回94.40
お香93.15
持参94.31
縦横94.74
他我93.20
降ろし94.13
ランチ94.49
指名93.88
早馬94.51

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