I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
起こし93.33
裸体94.76
他我93.20
控える93.77
乃公93.15
鱗芽94.28
やらせ94.04
急いで93.33
直後93.18
と言えば93.04
燃える93.43
豊富93.84
満々94.20
中級93.67
化す93.49
付いている93.38
えへへ93.96
脱皮94.75
巾着袋95.07
喉93.27
戴ける93.72
揃う93.79
宣伝94.05
計算93.48
低い92.95
一晩93.96
不可94.25
蛇93.25
お構いなし94.42
然も93.66
ある時93.98
知恵93.81
間違い93.21
だけに93.05
よくよく93.89
堪らない93.91
飲み93.48
正しい93.12
何人か93.53
ロッカー94.73
初めとする94.48
封印93.23
起動時95.62
と同じように93.34
ハマる94.39
汝93.78
上位93.35
晒し94.02
打ち込む93.87
コース93.93
旨い94.16
竜神94.35
づつ94.68
クッキー93.81
天93.01
人数分94.40
シン93.40
哀れ93.81
個室94.02
何もない93.46
嬉々94.08
鶏肉94.43
トランス94.98
生える93.27
反対93.40
失礼します93.77
レベル92.66
降ろし94.13
東方94.13
湯気94.04
おっ93.38
原因93.06
思考93.07
地獄93.43
制服93.59
カップル94.15
でもない92.85
普通に92.98
住人93.49
ニヤニヤ93.81
第二93.20
数百93.73
知らせ93.68
3回94.40
真っ黒93.92
ですら93.29
夢中93.76
時代93.09
避ける93.08
うーん93.12
において93.01
満たす93.44
早馬94.51
金庫番95.40
造作94.90
保護93.52
飛竜93.55
よー93.18
嫌悪94.09
投げる93.49

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