I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
厚紙15.44
他はない14.84
石炭14.79
いじめられっ子15.42
駄々14.54
有頂天15.06
中心とする14.90
樹木14.09
挿画15.56
打ち明ける14.12
口当たり14.97
憂鬱14.20
目からうろこ16.01
生き残り13.99
目眩14.39
プログラム14.19
顔を赤らめる15.17
シーフード15.41
普段使い15.20
お決まり14.60
全店16.31
備品14.46
過程13.84
不眠不休14.98
飛び切り14.55
真上14.09
後ろ側15.04
豪遊15.21
14.56
注ぎ込む14.06
寒気14.19
おかーさん14.98
引き留める14.25
何度でも14.25
よろめく14.26
紋章13.71
一人負け16.53
オーケー14.54
住宅14.69
成仏14.75
試作14.10
隔てる14.48
制度13.94
ストライプ15.28
筒二14.47
優れる14.25
対称的15.35
遊び相手14.67
可能であれば14.74
ぽきぽき15.96
強硬14.68
我慢ならない15.05
回り込み14.61
重苦しい14.29
13.91
跳ね飛ばす15.43
工作13.94
上半身裸14.77
通貨単位15.64
九日14.99
口の悪い15.22
数量15.05
絶世14.80
朗読14.81
転じる14.22
ミニ14.30
嫉妬の炎15.33
朝飯14.53
開戦14.24
立入禁止15.43
宿場町13.80
抜け殻14.70
つつも13.23
ばっさばっさ15.66
凹み14.49
チック14.94
登城14.64
傀儡14.08
即決14.75
これ見よがし14.52
デスマッチ15.45
直感的14.52
ひざ下15.88
訛り14.88
止むなく16.31
14.59
生涯13.91
敵愾心14.78
ひと段落14.74
口を挟む14.16
一体感15.12
根菜15.04
唇を奪う15.63
でふ15.45
極めつけ14.75
夏い15.07
原則として15.11
徳治15.84
揺れる13.45
原案15.45

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