I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
魚類15.19
ウッドペッカー17.29
生足15.19
干魚16.69
文様14.47
支障をきたす15.01
げらげら笑う16.30
堕ちる14.04
きゃあきゃあ15.03
眷属13.58
口角14.11
一心に14.62
見回り14.15
口外14.62
また今度14.30
加憲15.35
アフター15.49
夏い15.07
矛盾13.95
仲居15.41
わいわい14.67
掲載14.29
不自由14.07
気にする13.51
お構いなく14.87
しま14.33
従って13.83
静粛14.99
順位14.23
間柄14.15
しんどい14.39
マカデミアナッツ16.99
自分用14.70
最後の最後14.17
裏腹13.95
重苦しい14.29
ぽんと14.39
優位性14.68
犬の顔15.80
不備14.44
ぶるぶる14.57
運休16.45
霊13.53
月長石16.15
への字14.67
中途15.12
遅らせる14.48
大成功14.48
プロフィール14.96
付け合せ15.23
脳内13.72
小道具14.94
殿様14.87
舞台袖15.15
寝かせる13.99
止まない14.63
命名14.29
飛び入り15.03
主演15.09
待ち焦がれる15.28
退散14.35
遂げる14.02
纏わりつく14.89
配列15.24
気っ風16.11
大嫌い14.30
高高度15.07
カゴ14.26
サプライズ14.51
狩りに行く14.77
大都市14.46
窒息14.72
試15.17
可動域15.30
軌道修正14.82
必要不可欠14.38
選り好み15.23
来場者15.46
刮目15.19
撃たれる15.01
上客15.03
捉まる15.51
組み合い15.77
言い直す14.69
修まる15.07
どちらでもない15.21
栄養14.05
断然14.47
出し値13.94
頬を張る15.99
強硬14.68
虚しく14.33
葬儀14.37
中盤14.56
絶望的13.94
希有15.31
目障り14.52
萌え14.33
プロデュース15.27
いい加減にしろ14.48

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