I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
満たす93.44
お構いなし94.42
常連94.34
化す93.49
扱う93.21
お迎え94.26
えへへ93.96
その上93.43
上位93.35
93.57
個室94.02
時代93.09
造作94.90
拾う93.44
懐かしい93.51
低い92.95
生える93.27
カップル94.15
反対93.40
宣伝94.05
別れる93.63
旨い94.16
どうかな104.03
混じる103.46
装い104.08
通路103.23
もう1つ104.31
合意104.47
人物102.80
あのね103.94
103.01
混ぜる103.60
嫌らしい104.64
103.38
寝室103.73
離れ103.00
制止103.93
パトロール104.81
俺達102.62
交換103.64
二度103.63
お仕置き104.07
灯り103.88
辛い103.16
意志103.40
見せつける103.71
違い102.95
掴まる104.27
どうせなら104.05
団子104.29
ざっと103.99
誘拐103.76
はっ102.79
ガス103.77
主な103.97
そうなると103.42
転がる103.20
3枚104.45
粉々104.07
むかつく104.56
素っ103.58
支度103.95
逃げ103.21
夫婦103.61
名称104.01
呻く103.89
103.78
碧色105.13
抉る103.74
共有103.70
漫才104.66
リス103.28
ブラウン104.41
凍りつく104.02
これはこれは104.34
借りる103.60
服装103.58
ミノタウロス104.11
大規模103.59
二つ103.04
103.15
クリエイティブ105.95
代わり103.62
ございます103.47
冷やす104.17
攻め103.44
静寂103.78
ファンシー105.04
真っ暗103.97
金属製104.12
踏み入れる103.82
疑い103.68
勧め103.84
解決103.27
104.20
連続103.47
四肢103.99
遅い103.19
バースト104.37
おいて103.53

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