I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
腰かけ94.29
一晩93.96
体毛94.32
個室94.02
封印93.23
J93.96
知らせ93.68
別れる93.63
汝93.78
飛竜93.55
気にするな93.91
直後93.18
食93.75
東方94.13
控える93.77
漬け94.32
思考93.07
待合室94.65
シン93.40
ブーイング94.80
よー93.18
細かく93.86
今にも103.62
取っ103.00
粉々104.07
服装103.58
呼ばわり104.19
としては102.66
二つ103.04
ポジション104.07
鈍い103.68
ミノタウロス104.11
火薬庫105.51
クリエイティブ105.95
交互に103.91
響き渡る103.85
むかつく104.56
パンケーキ104.60
女王103.17
保証103.70
削る103.52
任務103.38
役103.15
ませ104.28
携える104.02
お仕置き104.07
バインド105.36
と言っても103.05
守り103.46
元は103.86
稼ぎ103.82
焼き菓子104.25
灯り103.88
呻く103.89
台所103.99
3枚104.45
伝令103.86
勘違い103.28
重い103.10
需要103.96
鬼畜104.22
革製104.68
率いる103.25
まとも103.58
ダイス104.44
解決103.27
横たえる104.43
戻す103.27
引っ張る103.35
ちっ103.66
活躍103.42
二つ目104.11
デザイン103.62
突入103.63
お連れ104.27
米103.70
店名105.11
その晩104.80
素っ103.58
もう1つ104.31
確定103.62
託す103.81
望む103.04
おいて103.53
伝説103.51
甘える103.94
意志103.40
豊か103.61
主な103.97
片方103.52
ロング104.50
人物102.80
ご飯103.33
中心街104.94
ころ103.59
嫌らしい104.64
眠らせる104.33
混ぜる103.60
意地悪103.91
香油104.92

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