I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
乃公93.15
電撃94.08
お構いなし94.42
押さえつける94.03
筆頭93.62
大人気94.38
たの93.30
やらせ94.04
一匹93.41
満たす93.44
93.62
湯気94.04
様子見94.12
帰ってくる93.74
中級93.67
上納金95.15
と言われる93.54
右側93.97
臨時94.04
出品94.59
入場料95.09
何もない93.46
103.78
ふふふ103.50
103.70
その晩104.80
解決103.27
逃げ103.21
吸い込む103.64
道中103.67
取っ103.00
二度103.63
制止103.93
中心街104.94
敷く103.70
任務103.38
浴びせる103.91
具体的103.47
大した103.24
きつい103.61
漫才104.66
自室103.70
リス103.28
はっ102.79
装い104.08
連れ立つ104.42
違い102.95
臥する103.59
ちっ103.66
調べる103.30
プディング105.11
お姉さん103.31
共有103.70
マロン酸106.37
室長104.52
お出で103.80
ロング104.50
お陰で103.60
迷惑103.31
推測103.43
見習い103.52
支度103.95
伝令103.86
成立103.73
誘拐103.76
連続103.47
火薬庫105.51
クリエイティブ105.95
もう1つ104.31
お仕置き104.07
パンケーキ104.60
合意104.47
二つ103.04
意志103.40
台所103.99
粉々104.07
恐る恐る103.65
疑い103.68
ファンシー105.04
2人とも104.00
これ位103.58
ベルト103.74
解毒104.27
真下103.15
交換103.64
パトロール104.81
殲滅103.62
響き渡る103.85
革製104.68
104.20
戻し103.62
活躍103.42
花烏賊103.22
にゃあ104.40
農村104.36
主な103.97
保証103.70
見せつける103.71
幽閉104.35
クソ103.59

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