I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
敗者14.50
まし13.94
愚者14.12
中堅14.44
プラン14.22
笑止千万15.69
中継地15.35
優る14.14
協力的14.55
釈然14.36
薄皮14.92
言い出し14.32
足を踏みいれる16.57
大儲け14.91
聞き慣れた14.67
持ちこむ14.99
乞う14.46
威勢のいい14.91
与太15.84
マン13.70
友情13.99
再調査15.54
他界14.84
食感14.06
学術14.68
突如として13.94
流れ出る14.37
14.42
思考実験15.67
シナモン15.18
道のり14.16
手毬15.82
プリン13.97
ドン臭い16.64
成り手16.06
ある意味では14.34
人間技15.85
所用14.93
預金残高16.14
ストライプ15.28
棟梁14.60
表現者16.15
古都14.50
冶具16.99
人間不信15.07
大したことない14.61
ぎりぎり14.03
一山いくら16.11
現存14.68
爽快感14.99
残党14.24
恵む14.96
差別化15.10
ギクシャク15.07
水蒸気14.60
陥落14.12
薄らぐ15.05
メンツが揃う17.11
供託17.59
やっとこさ15.39
お題目15.26
仲間同士14.96
アンクル14.75
滑り14.33
一流13.94
召使い14.80
ミニ14.30
弁当13.94
圧する15.30
プレス14.91
殺傷能力14.83
見積もる14.41
毛髪15.24
ふっくら14.62
交付15.66
浸食14.51
寝息を立てる15.13
井戸端会議15.26
鮮度14.73
買い付ける15.07
少人数14.47
取り皿15.21
透きとおる15.78
目測14.78
風味13.98
召される15.30
そうやって13.58
ような気がする13.55
平和協定16.39
質実剛健15.03
飾り13.94
脚気15.43
焼き付く14.58
コロッケ14.64
洗濯板15.53
勝負パンツ16.39
出身者14.50
嘆息13.95
名誉職15.33
料理屋14.74

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