I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
支障をきたす15.01
心遣い14.43
ぶっ飛ばす14.25
ストーム14.34
ひど過ぎる15.15
ハイネック16.04
隔てる14.48
人並み14.52
たたき落とす15.33
台無し14.04
冶具16.99
ショートヘア15.03
可愛がり15.02
マドラー15.98
迫り14.32
背の高さ15.08
散らす13.89
機会損失16.59
迷い込む14.30
背く14.50
凌辱15.08
淫魔14.46
製造販売15.91
折りたたむ14.73
封じ込める14.63
道々15.13
仕入れ値15.51
グルグル巻き15.21
連れる14.37
焼売15.91
可哀想13.78
山吹色15.42
勘繰る14.96
飽きが来る15.96
綿密14.80
シーツ14.21
納税義務16.51
疾走14.17
口喧嘩14.75
薦める14.98
にこやか13.81
羽アリ14.66
ルーレット15.05
言い伝え14.51
白昼15.49
二か所15.32
14.21
シンボルカラー16.75
腕のいい14.82
こよなく15.40
収集14.11
内部構造14.96
トス13.93
コロッケ14.64
年季14.60
急降下14.31
いだ14.46
ぱたり15.10
寄越す13.88
2814.35
水着13.89
ぶるぶる14.57
カウベル15.93
できるだけ早く14.83
兄者14.69
目星14.64
かき集める14.35
羽交い絞め14.87
テクニック14.61
石畳13.96
心意気14.66
切り札13.78
独自性15.46
斡旋14.29
停止時間16.75
手荷物14.82
振りぬく15.26
面目14.60
膠着状態14.64
見て見ぬふり14.82
悲壮14.58
割って入る14.50
東門14.57
へらへら14.67
せえへん15.43
特別扱い14.51
最低ランク15.16
質実剛健15.03
安心安全15.21
元素14.35
理不尽13.67
店を開く15.29
発想13.73
入れ知恵14.88
栄光14.25
飛びこむ14.81
調査員14.73
売り込み14.85
誤り14.54
面倒見がいい15.19

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