I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
金属製104.12
104.20
火薬庫105.51
一生103.60
大規模103.59
にゃあ104.40
共有103.70
案内嬢106.10
跪く103.81
漫才104.66
確定103.62
交互に103.91
浴びせる103.91
踏み入れる103.82
真下103.15
103.31
通路103.23
同調103.95
甘える103.94
ぱいぱい106.48
レンタル104.69
活躍103.42
已むなく104.78
102.70
寝室103.73
評判103.70
優先103.37
元は103.86
そっか103.38
装い104.08
転がる103.20
そうなると103.42
あのね103.94
敷く103.70
攻め103.44
103.01
お連れ104.27
ございます103.47
もう1つ104.31
これはこれは104.34
今にも103.62
っぱなし103.91
暴力103.75
偶然103.40
斬る103.03
碧色105.13
携える104.02
団子104.29
治療103.17
お姉さん103.31
ダイス104.44
パンケーキ104.60
ベテラン104.13
混じる103.46
ファイア104.04
当の103.96
飛び103.52
キング103.91
違い102.95
2人とも104.00
昨夜103.52
憑依104.14
1個104.22
自室103.70
近い102.79
突入103.63
滅ぼす103.50
解毒104.27
どうかな104.03
細い103.34
きつい103.61
借りる103.60
逃げ出す103.33
教える103.17
真っ暗103.97
をも103.54
削る103.52
マロン酸106.37
むかつく104.56
交換103.64
103.70
俺達102.62
主な103.97
と言っても103.05
散る103.52
バースト104.37
103.13
保証103.70
預け103.62
お陰で103.60
解決103.27
店名105.11
リス103.28
掴まる104.27
いい加減103.56
意地悪103.91
レザー105.06
ころ103.59
灯り103.88
104.20

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