I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
場所代105.31
自称103.91
率いる103.25
方がいい103.16
進み103.58
もう1つ104.31
にゃあ104.40
静寂103.78
プディング105.11
店名105.11
ざっと103.99
ぱいぱい106.48
大した103.24
リス103.28
戻す103.27
凍りつく104.02
ませ104.28
ないと103.06
携える104.02
台所103.99
ミノタウロス104.11
ちっ103.66
正式103.46
共有103.70
冷やす104.17
意地悪103.91
夫婦103.61
豊か103.61
近い102.79
支度103.95
灯り103.88
転がる103.20
お連れ104.27
おいて103.53
教える103.17
即答103.92
レザー105.06
巨漢104.27
見せつける103.71
重103.39
攻め103.44
お出で103.80
どうかな104.03
疑い103.68
室長104.52
突入103.63
掴み103.47
連れ立つ104.42
ポジション104.07
居場所103.65
ころ103.59
勧め103.84
主な103.97
引っ張る103.35
人物102.80
これはこれは104.34
望む103.04
吸い込む103.64
ベテラン104.13
キング103.91
当の103.96
クソ103.59
そっか103.38
名称104.01
トカゲ103.85
素っ103.58
戻し103.62
昨夜103.52
あなた達103.65
浴びせる103.91
真っ暗103.97
ご飯103.33
抉る103.74
合意104.47
稼ぎ103.82
引きずる103.86
香油104.92
片方103.52
二つ目104.11
二度103.63
逃げ103.21
毎日103.21
革製104.68
已むなく104.78
推測103.43
ファイア104.04
迷惑103.31
符104.20
削る103.52
斬る103.03
自室103.70
ふふふ103.50
面103.13
評判103.70
むかつく104.56
個103.31
治療103.17
ある日103.73
恐る恐る103.65
デザイン103.62

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