I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
売れ行き14.94
丹花15.43
逃亡13.96
凄む14.69
中空14.40
語らい14.72
大技14.46
木の子14.72
トレモロ16.21
ストップ14.24
売値15.05
匿名15.02
カスタードクリーム15.38
牛頭14.55
積荷14.95
花瓶14.52
ぶすぶす15.66
転げ落ちる14.52
何て13.87
ううん13.63
打ち出す14.40
流れ落ちる14.35
ご注意14.81
宿泊所15.50
余剰14.53
見抜ける14.47
達す13.99
強制送還15.21
表面積15.57
形勢逆転15.33
走り出す13.62
範囲外14.50
肌身離さず15.01
情報網14.52
毎度14.31
滅相14.94
兵糧14.53
とろみ15.01
生き体13.93
切り上げる14.34
我ながら14.00
怖いもの知らず15.31
致命的13.78
男手15.06
建て直す15.15
最長14.89
持続14.53
矛盾13.95
上着13.94
伺候15.42
寝返り14.53
浴客17.42
豪胆14.78
物知り顔16.17
傷める14.96
もやる14.49
農園14.69
クラウチングスタイル17.29
早いとこ15.00
買い込み15.30
蓄積14.04
散らかる14.65
くれぐれも14.13
賞金14.36
過ぎたこと14.75
紐パンツ16.89
苔むす15.20
首を振る13.85
別物14.20
大剣13.44
ばっさばっさ15.66
厭味14.94
轟かす15.49
クイズ14.92
三次15.18
温度調整15.38
ハム14.54
呼び捨て14.20
冷汗15.11
ビギナー14.77
魅惑14.70
頼もう14.48
気持ち良い14.32
羞恥心14.42
混入14.87
嘲笑14.09
お眼鏡15.00
歌謡16.45
豪気15.06
心酔14.61
修業14.33
心像15.94
呵々14.29
肝臓14.80
維持費14.79
ショートヘア15.03
網タイツ15.91
大枠15.34
若しや13.84
時すでに遅し15.19

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