I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
13.94
折り返し14.95
圧する15.30
前世13.21
本音を言う15.31
手四14.23
アッパー14.98
タイミング良く14.55
15.81
できる限り14.09
ドラム14.72
いじめっ子15.09
命を落とす14.34
小ざかしい15.55
翻し14.21
ベイクドポテト16.89
条件を満たす14.98
せんと14.48
がっつく14.83
褐色13.99
雑用14.25
反故14.82
何回か14.25
王座14.53
風圧14.41
花瓶14.52
一生分15.20
随行14.74
立ち居振る舞い14.66
何処となく13.87
痛み入る14.85
後述15.37
屈する14.46
忍び足14.75
職権濫用16.07
時間がかかる13.81
愛想のよい16.14
一存14.70
息子さん14.53
魔方陣14.18
厚手14.59
サービス料金17.11
労働契約16.51
一目惚れ14.48
手が離せない15.25
静まりかえる14.70
衆人環視14.96
聖域13.91
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
安全策14.90
何げない16.49
学術14.68
着手14.74
ゴシック15.20
ひと段落14.74
弁明14.42
表面化14.97
人並み14.52
やり口14.61
万々15.14
千枚14.91
挿画15.56
賭け事14.81
封鎖14.11
表面積15.57
二段目15.42
叔父さま15.90
新月14.91
競走15.55
謝り14.17
急展開14.94
はらはら14.79
弁当13.94
シルバー14.06
ぱくつく15.44
逸す14.36
恩返し14.35
野バラ14.97
息を吐く13.88
げんなり14.36
口角14.11
意味ない14.50
指図14.71
神経性16.22
部屋着14.83
取っ組む15.81
迎えうつ16.08
むかっ14.68
容疑者14.58
跳ねる13.97
策士策に溺れる16.24
一般向け15.27
スイ14.59
慄く15.04
ボクっ娘15.69
細切り15.42
寄こす14.84
満席15.10
糞女15.73
大上段14.74

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