I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
昨夜103.52
レンタル104.69
103.78
甘える103.94
見せつける103.71
二度103.63
バインド105.36
金属製104.12
もう1つ104.31
バースト104.37
店名105.11
おいて103.53
迷惑103.31
携える104.02
ぱいぱい106.48
クソ103.59
凍りつく104.02
真下103.15
正式103.46
粉々104.07
仕組105.62
戻し103.62
攻め103.44
プディング105.11
素っ103.58
2人とも104.00
逃げ出す103.33
逃げ103.21
大した103.24
成立103.73
鬼畜104.22
ベテラン104.13
夫婦103.61
勘違い103.28
元は103.86
制作104.13
俺達102.62
演目104.68
女王103.17
ないと103.06
16103.89
代わり103.62
任務103.38
火薬庫105.51
重い103.10
これはこれは104.34
臥する103.59
需要103.96
一生103.60
評判103.70
3枚104.45
香油104.92
暴力103.75
引っ張る103.35
豊か103.61
と言っても103.05
はっ102.79
横たえる104.43
大規模103.59
散る103.52
連れ立つ104.42
ガス103.77
むかつく104.56
掴まる104.27
服装103.58
ころ103.59
中でも103.22
殲滅103.62
レザー105.06
斬る103.03
共有103.70
二つ目104.11
稼ぎ103.82
どうかな104.03
泣きじゃくる104.48
装い104.08
104.20
遅い103.19
運搬104.04
舞い降りる114.25
上機嫌113.88
叩き込む113.56
タイプ113.22
ミルク113.97
113.26
出し手113.89
構え113.16
仰る113.51
赤い112.81
113.83
平気113.56
1人で113.95
漂う113.32
頂く113.21
比較的113.55
都護114.17
ほっと113.51
伸びる113.42
ピンヒール115.72
読み113.20

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