I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
通じ14.26
プロフィール14.96
永久機関15.46
一興14.80
頼りない14.22
爆乳15.10
伏兵14.45
衝撃的14.17
脳内お花畑15.75
自分の分14.56
建つ14.14
アリバイ15.08
隣同士15.00
重労働14.66
申し合わせる15.48
衝突13.76
奥さん13.72
目がない14.87
見切り発車15.66
壁ドン15.03
15.42
壮年14.22
面目ない15.02
入寮15.34
食卓14.11
亡骸14.20
よーし14.14
どS16.75
真贋15.23
タイト15.26
足を踏みいれる16.57
高尚14.94
無性に14.36
13.99
ある限り14.43
胸が痛む14.99
いい気味15.00
でれ14.63
大サービス15.42
育て方14.93
仕分け14.86
五角形15.57
獣脂15.56
遠方14.06
中間14.21
つき刺す17.42
いうことを聞く15.78
石畳13.96
思い起こす14.33
と比べて13.79
芽生える14.46
薀蓄15.66
一廉15.72
隠蔽工作15.56
相互扶助15.68
遠慮がち14.35
充満14.30
14.22
仲間同士14.96
鉄火丼16.39
シリーズ14.12
開催中15.39
調査員14.73
振るまい14.98
とも言う14.32
ハメ14.49
元凶14.01
どこにもない14.31
飽きもせず15.23
ラムレーズン16.01
こんちわ15.83
山吹色15.42
跳ね飛ばす15.43
小麦13.91
遊びまわる15.95
骨と皮15.08
醸す14.97
ジジ14.89
世故15.15
煌々14.54
宿場町13.80
ザラザラ15.36
両翼14.49
戦慄14.05
立ち代わる15.90
パクる15.93
恩を売る14.96
肩透かし14.85
大皿14.54
止まない14.63
絶好調14.69
襟首14.48
一文無し15.30
グラタン14.97
補う13.95
ひと仕事15.38
出方14.39
人知れず14.64
ご覧の通り14.88
街外れ15.18

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