I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正面切って14.89
てげ16.36
拍手喝采15.00
委縮14.85
ライフ14.24
降り積もる14.80
弾き返す14.44
一等地15.07
姉さん13.39
見積もる14.41
クイズ14.92
目ぼし15.46
名声14.26
殺傷能力14.83
くらいのもの14.38
癒やす14.84
こうすると15.15
流行る14.15
鷹揚14.32
一見さん15.88
食す14.88
操業15.62
引き合わせる15.22
面倒見る15.29
小袖15.18
一丁前15.21
参加申し込み16.14
威勢のいい14.91
頑丈13.66
かき集める14.35
十二13.73
界隈14.76
ちわー15.81
フォーマル15.28
ハンディ15.65
エッセイ14.42
逆提案16.89
紋章13.71
待ち遠しい14.71
おおよそ13.85
特攻隊15.60
斬りかかる14.49
庶民的14.99
行きわたる16.04
搾り14.89
回復薬13.83
ばかりか14.26
平和裏15.81
専門用語15.15
実態14.31
ずーっと14.52
完全予約制16.21
べき14.58
訳の分からない14.52
数え13.89
九九15.17
イエス14.44
突きとめる16.26
試作14.10
快適さ15.37
フラストレーション15.20
全うする14.78
力尽きる14.29
心ここにあらず15.09
過ぎたこと14.75
達し13.97
捕獲13.95
思考実験15.67
分宿16.13
1つ目14.95
14.60
就職14.28
小石14.17
お世辞14.48
矛盾13.95
その場その場15.44
束ね14.35
肉汁14.46
14.81
ミドル15.22
個人的13.62
除け13.88
縛りあげる15.40
蛮族14.24
1つ1つ15.12
洩れる14.58
避難指示15.70
交際14.57
除去14.46
あざとい14.64
興味をもつ16.12
くぎ付け15.64
低レベル14.58
カウントダウン14.65
皆様方14.60
元凶14.01
マネージャー14.60
夜の街14.89
栄光14.25
色彩14.29

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