I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
四百14.36
演習14.13
止むなく16.31
お次14.75
だーれ15.49
侍る14.04
抜け目ない15.39
クリティカル14.47
引受け16.09
触り14.19
追加注文15.18
次の一手15.04
定員オーバー15.69
固有13.59
刃向かう15.12
媒体14.50
販売権16.06
コリコリ15.22
芸術性15.45
とんでも14.09
両立14.61
ズレ14.23
つつも13.23
ちらつく14.51
打破14.35
包容力14.94
びくっと14.58
仲裁14.42
拈り14.48
残念なことに14.41
ガッチリ14.76
生き物13.36
ぶらぶら14.50
斬り捨てる14.93
土壇場14.73
ポケット13.72
13.93
警戒心13.94
石炭14.79
引き付ける14.64
陸上14.32
ゴング15.08
ピックアップ14.89
答えを出す14.82
つなぎ止める15.34
14.00
装填14.30
単発14.74
恩着せがましい15.56
いつも通り13.43
取り付く14.48
違約16.35
回り込み14.61
一昼夜15.28
強要14.26
試験用15.58
出土品15.75
自分の分14.56
穀倉地帯14.83
雇い14.66
フレンチトースト15.27
喧伝14.61
専門用語15.15
人望14.49
焼き物14.88
出場14.02
おまま事15.10
自在に14.14
暴利15.35
居座る14.30
一身に集める15.82
後進14.81
けたたましい14.50
真っ最中14.39
心持ち14.44
一丁前15.21
思うように14.09
歩道14.87
雑貨店15.08
衆人監視16.64
跳躍力14.91
責めたてる15.58
強制送還15.21
深慮遠謀16.02
噛る14.95
出資14.77
軽蔑14.31
いうことを聞く15.78
自ら進んで15.18
思案顔14.74
母親らしい15.60
息せき切る15.26
凍り付く14.25
名案14.50
一山いくら16.11
コレクション14.51
記録更新15.70
新陳代謝15.49
標準化16.04
精進14.42

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