I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
それなり303.46
に連れて303.40
302.93
名物304.40
市場303.73
耳打ち304.09
沢山302.94
292.96
切り裂く293.43
覚悟293.02
魔術292.65
暹羅294.23
敢えて293.31
294.08
に付けて293.65
こっち292.61
292.96
飛んで293.00
いきなり292.95
増える292.87
語りかける293.89
10万294.57
感じる292.58
のみ293.02
ですが292.62
経営293.82
救う293.16
それ迄293.26
杜鵑295.42
翌朝293.92
シール294.11
15293.52
取り293.16
やれ293.27
とにかく293.04
完成293.20
黒い292.78
過ぎる292.60
甘い293.09
格闘293.84
我慢293.21
暴れる293.33
就いて293.02
パンツ293.93
見つかる293.09
陶芸295.45
求める293.21
一体292.67
消す293.13
並ぶ293.38
諜報294.10
ジジイ294.14
巨人293.27
振り292.89
切る292.91
早速293.13
半分293.03
頭上293.41
でしょう292.49
お願いします283.20
飲む282.84
戦闘282.51
従う283.38
んです282.32
失礼283.13
不意に283.38
283.20
掲げる283.37
漏らす283.26
282.96
282.73
284.29
ユニット284.26
284.24
素晴らしい283.20
そうした283.31
掴む283.00
いらっしゃいませ284.15
事情283.01
不思議282.81
たっぷり283.52
合計283.81
あいつら283.47
副官283.86
それも282.72
戦い282.55
如何した283.27
撫でる282.95
伯母284.21
283.75
タオル283.85
玄関283.59
合わせる283.24
賭金285.93
同様に283.46
以降283.32
始めて283.15
農地283.24
覆う283.25
どうしたの283.34

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