I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
大きく302.61
ずつ303.48
財布303.94
303.22
場内304.80
上がる302.69
どこか302.70
切り裂く293.43
こっち292.61
我慢293.21
292.96
パンツ293.93
早速293.13
格闘293.84
過ぎる292.60
10万294.57
とにかく293.04
覚悟293.02
増える292.87
杜鵑295.42
294.08
語りかける293.89
切る292.91
就いて293.02
一体292.67
陶芸295.45
に付けて293.65
頭上293.41
甘い293.09
それ迄293.26
取り293.16
暴れる293.33
諜報294.10
敢えて293.31
ですが292.62
飛んで293.00
ジジイ294.14
見つかる293.09
黒い292.78
シール294.11
救う293.16
いきなり292.95
消す293.13
魔術292.65
巨人293.27
292.96
完成293.20
振り292.89
のみ293.02
感じる292.58
求める293.21
翌朝293.92
経営293.82
半分293.03
並ぶ293.38
でしょう292.49
15293.52
暹羅294.23
やれ293.27
お願いします283.20
283.05
不意に283.38
伯母284.21
いらっしゃいませ284.15
ユニット284.26
283.20
睡眠283.74
戦闘282.51
284.29
282.73
始めて283.15
素晴らしい283.20
合計283.81
そうした283.31
農地283.24
玄関283.59
不思議282.81
合わせる283.24
282.96
注ぐ283.35
いらっしゃる283.26
失礼283.13
タオル283.85
如何した283.27
たっぷり283.52
掴む283.00
同様に283.46
あいつら283.47
副官283.86
んです282.32
覆う283.25
どうしたの283.34
飲む282.84
283.31
ワンピース283.96
賭金285.93
エクスプロージョン285.15
283.75
従う283.38
以降283.32

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