I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
それなり303.46
ちゃ302.92
刃302.93
ずつ303.48
上がる302.69
他に303.02
ドア303.15
翌朝293.92
消す293.13
感じる292.58
救う293.16
巨人293.27
我慢293.21
に付けて293.65
魔術292.65
諜報294.10
切る292.91
半分293.03
代292.96
いきなり292.95
並ぶ293.38
経営293.82
過ぎる292.60
切り裂く293.43
とにかく293.04
振り292.89
飛んで293.00
取り293.16
完成293.20
やれ293.27
のみ293.02
就いて293.02
シール294.11
杜鵑295.42
敢えて293.31
パンツ293.93
暴れる293.33
増える292.87
こっち292.61
ですが292.62
でしょう292.49
見つかる293.09
噂292.96
格闘293.84
早速293.13
一体292.67
甘い293.09
黒い292.78
頭上293.41
語りかける293.89
覚悟293.02
15293.52
ジジイ294.14
暹羅294.23
それ迄293.26
陶芸295.45
求める293.21
10万294.57
桶294.08
唖然283.69
明らか282.98
注ぐ283.35
戦闘282.51
いらっしゃいませ284.15
素晴らしい283.20
いらっしゃる283.26
玄関283.59
化282.96
従う283.38
外282.73
失礼283.13
あいつら283.47
不思議282.81
農地283.24
エクスプロージョン285.15
戦い282.55
撫でる282.95
ユニット284.26
漢284.24
料284.29
掲げる283.37
伯母284.21
飲む282.84
如何した283.27
どうしたの283.34
覆う283.25
お願いします283.20
始めて283.15
副官283.86
ワンピース283.96
わざわざ283.09
賭金285.93
合計283.81
協力283.04
たっぷり283.52
合わせる283.24
全283.31
以降283.32
隊283.05
タオル283.85

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