I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真顔114.00
112.96
大体113.26
秘書114.11
掃除113.48
時点113.13
想い113.32
払う113.23
話し112.77
幸運113.59
衣類114.42
買い込む114.42
何度も112.93
透き通る114.03
積む113.41
文字113.20
アジト114.05
フラッグ115.39
眼差し113.40
気がつく113.38
利益113.54
Re:113.39
確信113.21
着地113.51
仰向け114.08
それとも113.02
着る113.35
出迎える114.00
刺激113.60
目立つ113.21
ネタ113.78
戴き113.44
仕立て114.05
言い訳113.48
談笑114.07
鼻先114.15
様になる113.45
ブランド114.52
叩き込む113.56
まとめて113.56
坊主頭115.26
113.47
読み113.20
1人で113.95
茶店115.38
ピンヒール115.72
VIP114.80
預ける113.74
部門114.13
灰色113.56
タイプ113.22
113.51
顔を出す113.97
見惚れる114.04
マフラー114.46
何じゃ113.36
上機嫌113.88
制覇114.45
事となる113.96
遠慮113.41
湧く113.55
113.11
ルール113.54
ブラトップ116.42
舞う113.61
頂く113.21
114.19
愛する113.63
オリジナル114.08
身ぐるみ115.00
死肉115.12
連れ込む114.39
離す113.22
お出かけ114.32
短い113.10
更衣室114.66
幾らでも113.46
浴びる113.52
6人114.30
平気113.56
尺けん115.78
生きる113.23
広い113.22
強制的113.82
大声113.45
口座114.76
一枚113.36
赤らめる114.05
お酒113.70
爺さん113.46
陣取る114.07
本格的113.66
113.79
113.50
満足げ114.01
予想通り113.69
眺める113.46
表現113.37
迫る113.06
身支度114.30

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