I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
尺けん115.78
113.51
舞い降りる114.25
何度も112.93
鼻先114.15
圧倒的113.25
113.47
股間114.27
戴き113.44
巻き込む113.17
アジト114.05
言うとおり113.74
予想通り113.69
積む113.41
眼差し113.40
買い113.70
ぶっ殺す114.25
アホ113.68
預ける113.74
短い113.10
ルール113.54
114.19
亡くなる113.30
ハッピー114.77
よろしくお願いします113.42
ごそごそ114.66
ものの112.77
顔を出す113.97
広い113.22
舞う113.61
になると113.20
学生113.50
113.79
スティレット116.15
的確113.87
マフラー114.46
退治113.67
幾らでも113.46
エネルギー113.55
未だ未だ113.13
バケモノ114.47
言い訳113.48
1人で113.95
へっちゃら115.26
頂く113.21
戻ってくる113.52
何じゃ113.36
比較的113.55
身支度114.30
物凄い113.53
ほっと113.51
談笑114.07
掃除113.48
遠慮113.41
何だか112.94
就く114.03
立て113.46
叩き込む113.56
113.50
113.56
こんなに113.14
都護114.17
容器114.13
浴びる113.52
皆様113.43
着地113.51
払う113.23
離す113.22
不明113.44
確率113.74
焼き113.55
オリジナル114.08
可愛113.79
始点113.69
話し112.77
満足げ114.01
尾行114.26
113.33
親書114.59
乗す115.14
VIP114.80
強化112.90
生きる113.23
上機嫌113.88
表現113.37
人気113.44
聞こえ112.93
陥る113.50
お仕事113.73
利益113.54
捧げる113.50
真顔114.00
着る113.35
事となる113.96
一枚113.36
時点113.13
身ぐるみ115.00
伸びる113.42
間抜け113.88
113.26

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