I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
になると113.20
予想通り113.69
物理攻撃113.99
ブラトップ116.42
人気113.44
短い113.10
本格的113.66
自己紹介113.63
そんなもの113.41
読み113.20
百113.26
薄紅115.18
身ぐるみ115.00
湧く113.55
雪113.11
口座114.76
出迎える114.00
大体113.26
言うとおり113.74
人数113.27
仕立て114.05
スーツ113.95
着地113.51
悪友114.89
ハッピー114.77
窯113.96
お仕事113.73
灰色113.56
喜び113.37
容器114.13
就く114.03
巻き込む113.17
表現113.37
ごそごそ114.66
上手113.75
平気113.56
茶店115.38
ガントレット114.55
尺けん115.78
赤らめる114.05
ほうが良い113.44
大声113.45
太もも114.17
チーム113.42
アジト114.05
現実113.06
圧倒的113.25
可愛113.79
坊主頭115.26
アホ113.68
ほっと113.51
整理113.62
幾らでも113.46
強化112.90
何だか112.94
ピンヒール115.72
不明113.44
本部113.62
こんなに113.14
立てる113.28
見惚れる114.04
学生113.50
的確113.87
何度も112.93
事となる113.96
焼き113.55
気がつく113.38
離す113.22
差す113.65
言い訳113.48
文字113.20
退治113.67
ルール113.54
生きる113.23
立ち上がり113.46
真顔114.00
フォロー113.59
晩114.19
強制的113.82
直前113.52
ネタ113.78
乗り込む113.56
お酒113.70
限り112.90
着る113.35
出し手113.89
鼻先114.15
払う113.23
Re:113.39
皆様113.43
バケモノ114.47
構え113.16
乗す115.14
時点113.13
広い113.22
舞う113.61
顔を出す113.97
寝113.06
戻ってくる113.52
上機嫌113.88

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