I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
うつらうつら14.94
値引き交渉15.76
ランダム14.23
ギクシャク15.07
御礼14.53
売女15.19
13.79
産の飯17.42
千鳥足15.32
二着15.34
アンコール15.30
着手14.74
追い込み14.89
印象的14.26
私自身13.95
800万15.87
取りこぼす14.84
衝動的14.79
15.16
雑貨店15.08
ウェルカム15.25
防衛力15.00
例外13.62
海底14.05
順位14.23
倍額15.58
メンツが揃う17.11
矛盾13.95
不衛生15.25
注入14.60
尾を引く15.24
畳む14.31
なよなよ15.58
年季14.60
何用で15.47
情勢14.08
春を鬻ぐ16.42
寝かせる13.99
楽しませる14.87
伏兵14.45
着せ替え人形15.08
14.37
淫魔14.46
輝く女性16.75
14.09
手渡し14.10
14.18
割り振る14.28
引き金を引く14.78
視覚14.04
いうことを聞く15.78
商才15.06
達人14.08
なれ合い16.20
暖簾に腕押し15.63
教師13.40
安請け合い15.11
野原14.71
人呼んで15.47
至極14.03
働かす14.80
人間不信15.07
Vサイン15.46
上着13.94
感覚的14.37
全身浴17.29
固縛16.27
またな14.53
読本16.09
叩きこむ14.96
防犯14.57
走らせる14.16
綿入れ16.04
範囲内14.03
代理戦争15.49
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
ひと言14.37
極稀15.00
頭を冷やす15.35
すっ飛ぶ14.48
金銭的14.60
カット紙15.12
お伴15.09
ベッドメイキング15.78
怒声14.02
拡散14.01
はっと13.91
片付く14.08
太股14.83
モデル14.07
一呼吸おいて15.39
幕を引く16.08
一足14.62
茹でる14.67
重圧14.30
野バラ14.97
轟く14.23
20歳14.73
沿道15.10
属する14.06

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