I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
共用14.95
オイル14.65
ありがとさん15.43
何度でも14.25
纏まった14.11
子守唄14.87
成就14.50
一次14.69
とろみ15.01
寝物語15.27
よっしゃー15.26
昼食後14.79
臓腑14.96
称える14.46
豊饒15.72
大企業14.91
立ちはだかる14.04
一体に14.71
試15.17
減15.01
持久戦14.80
神様13.24
王座14.53
草13.40
盛んに14.65
恥ずかしながら14.62
寝言14.48
倦む15.50
収穫期15.40
潮時14.89
思い起こす14.33
次の一手15.04
特例14.49
無償14.41
異14.14
学び14.20
ってば13.84
実務14.59
その事13.14
創作14.36
真っ二つに13.97
ほんの僅か14.08
現預金17.59
薄絹15.46
御用達14.49
ボディブロー15.40
何様14.71
力尽きる14.29
奸計15.28
あしらい14.97
エンディング14.62
ぎゃっ14.81
代名詞14.61
ご覧の通り14.88
突き詰める14.63
織り14.53
脚気15.43
格上14.13
軋み14.49
明け暮れ14.83
腹を立てる15.22
後を絶たない14.98
見積もる14.41
セキュリティ14.58
順位14.23
ズレ14.23
時価総額16.42
満ちる13.25
常温15.08
貝殻14.71
全然13.10
不愛想15.19
疑問点14.99
もろに14.74
古株14.85
グラタン14.97
止まれ14.37
純然14.76
同家16.59
2914.42
ツナギ15.24
退る14.37
保険14.12
かみ付く15.77
ほじくる15.17
肉塊14.28
お出でなさい15.62
手のもの14.70
家族連れ15.29
一睡15.04
育て方14.93
肩の力を抜く15.14
色彩14.29
測る13.99
果肉14.92
帳14.53
巻き起こす14.43
超越13.97
以遠15.47
事切れる14.76

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