I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

Read Now

Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
居もしない15.67
働かせる14.19
何て13.87
最高級品15.09
仕切れない14.29
何回か14.25
日払い16.09
ギクシャク15.07
読本16.09
出て来る14.09
一片14.49
碌な14.28
謎掛け15.53
気が利く14.86
古株14.85
金払い15.12
就職先14.93
名付ける14.30
角煮15.05
酷く13.32
プラスマイナス016.01
はれ14.69
いざとなれば14.35
リサーチ15.13
食い物14.34
欠点13.93
13.73
13.90
数量15.05
勝負どころ15.49
記念すべき14.79
ぶらん14.51
貧乳14.79
末恐ろしい14.88
一山いくら16.11
恐れがある14.40
出し値13.94
存じる13.96
胡麻化し14.44
爆乳15.10
告ぐ15.16
毛髪15.24
見に来る14.81
立ちはだかる14.04
立ち入り禁止14.64
お先にどうぞ15.52
ケータリングサービス17.05
過ち14.24
いちゃつく14.67
正式名称14.69
まし13.94
内海14.54
全身浴17.29
丸裸14.95
姿を表す15.43
すたすた14.52
得心14.52
海外14.19
塗料14.70
言い伝え14.51
リスクが高い15.07
修復13.54
生む13.81
一時休戦15.49
としちゃあ15.43
箪笥14.40
横町15.74
ワックス15.34
握り飯15.15
収集14.11
名指し14.62
動物愛護15.63
良い子14.14
怒りを込めて15.40
頼りない14.22
ルナティック15.58
跳ね飛ばす15.43
現実的14.03
浸食14.51
建て直す15.15
その事13.14
安定13.59
名産品15.22
浮遊13.74
通販15.02
接し方14.74
目をむく15.89
倣う14.20
コメディ15.03
忍び足14.75
転換14.32
罰則14.66
組み合う15.08
飛びこむ14.81
そうみたい14.43
漁師14.13
安直14.71
号令をかける15.31
目頭14.70
会議場14.83

Showing 13901 - 14000 of 17,102 words