I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不明113.44
113.06
迎撃113.60
立ち上がり113.46
ぶっ殺す114.25
部門114.13
広い113.22
お酒113.70
真顔114.00
退治113.67
更衣室114.66
比較的113.55
ぺこり114.22
なぞ114.17
チーム113.42
半長114.72
遠慮113.41
伸びる113.42
人気113.44
圧倒的113.25
平気113.56
112.96
アホ113.68
ブラトップ116.42
正体113.33
戻ってくる113.52
それとも113.02
容器114.13
113.47
出し手113.89
時点113.13
確率113.74
構え113.16
直前113.52
6人114.30
VIP114.80
用心114.26
限り112.90
戴き113.44
お仕事113.73
抱きしめる113.35
眺める113.46
離す113.22
聞こえ112.93
上手113.75
予想通り113.69
湧く113.55
親書114.59
路地裏114.21
文字113.20
積む113.41
亡くなる113.30
着地113.51
オリジナル114.08
何度も112.93
舞う113.61
巻き込む113.17
一枚113.36
フラッグ115.39
ものの112.77
皆様113.43
鼻先114.15
口座114.76
幾らでも113.46
スティレット116.15
赤らめる114.05
大人113.10
衣類114.42
そんなもの113.41
消費113.31
言い訳113.48
叩き込む113.56
利益113.54
何じゃ113.36
と言うことだ113.24
買い113.70
113.56
表現113.37
浴びる113.52
満足げ114.01
113.50
差す113.65
抜ける113.26
読み113.20
物理攻撃113.99
ガントレット114.55
蹂躙113.73
連れ込む114.39
バケモノ114.47
ブランド114.52
123.52
マニア124.05
目の当たり123.91
映る123.35
両方123.65
受け入れ123.34
打つ123.38
挙げた123.28
いつ123.24
マグロ124.54

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