I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
就く114.03
悪友114.89
醸し出す114.13
事となる113.96
幸運113.59
バカたれ115.90
尺けん115.78
予想通り113.69
ものの112.77
戴き113.44
静まる114.32
言い訳113.48
文字113.20
生地113.80
買い込む114.42
話し112.77
人数113.27
談笑114.07
亡くなる113.30
買い113.70
着地113.51
ネタ113.78
113.33
上機嫌113.88
立ち上がり113.46
強化112.90
一枚113.36
抱きしめる113.35
113.47
ガントレット114.55
114.10
大人113.10
圧倒的113.25
短い113.10
漂う113.32
Re:113.39
積む113.41
上手113.75
遠慮113.41
ティー114.40
仰向け114.08
身支度114.30
愛する113.63
マフラー114.46
113.51
薄紅115.18
様になる113.45
刺激113.60
蹂躙113.73
114.19
顔を出す113.97
預ける113.74
出し手113.89
股間114.27
113.26
大声113.45
離す113.22
舞う113.61
と言うことだ113.24
巻き込む113.17
バケモノ114.47
皆様113.43
まとめて113.56
タイプ113.22
こんなに113.14
アホ113.68
限り112.90
用心114.26
目立つ113.21
捧げる113.50
113.11
見惚れる114.04
人気113.44
死肉115.12
制覇114.45
着る113.35
言うとおり113.74
時点113.13
本格的113.66
113.11
現実113.06
立て113.46
部門114.13
自己紹介113.63
お酒113.70
強制的113.82
広い113.22
それとも113.02
不明113.44
差す113.65
早い122.99
じゃねえ123.34
一般的123.46
良さそう123.46
特設124.71
事がない123.27
ならん123.51
囚われる124.19
説得123.47
証拠123.32

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