I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
俄然14.67
体を伸ばす15.58
秩序14.14
露天商14.92
転じる14.22
逆に言うと15.06
夜が明ける14.87
年に一度14.58
敗者14.50
ドラム14.72
惜しげも無く15.48
チャラ14.61
せっかち14.80
命を絶つ15.24
確りしろ14.57
鈍い音14.28
網タイツ15.91
その事13.14
歩兵13.80
怪獣14.41
一生分15.20
いわく付き15.42
プライベート14.27
ありったけ14.44
毎日のように14.24
がたい13.92
革装15.32
キャリーバッグ15.83
面倒見がいい15.19
花押15.73
滑り14.33
ダブル14.47
良くやった14.11
虐殺14.21
パンチラ15.58
神憑16.39
口裏を合わせる15.71
すんすん15.15
むくり14.82
カッター14.28
応答14.43
陰険14.85
ストーカー14.16
繕う14.73
満つ14.73
序盤14.30
腹筋14.45
横糸15.93
そうなんです13.96
反し14.48
増産14.59
良くある13.90
付き合いきれない15.65
試供16.69
心持ち14.44
口裏15.22
発掘14.22
増築14.23
狙い撃ち14.81
お題14.76
情念15.09
全面14.45
本宅15.14
出力13.77
カテゴリー14.69
成り行き14.10
オタオタ15.79
コロリ15.47
蟹13.81
一網打尽14.60
露払い14.83
端々14.18
つけ根15.05
縛りつける14.85
褐炭15.11
急がせる15.30
馬小屋14.71
暴力行為15.41
おちょぼ口16.30
レオ13.62
革ひも16.18
際限なく14.56
視野の狭い16.12
掛け図14.55
合わす14.23
都合がいい14.34
園14.44
方がまし14.84
縛り上げる14.38
奮闘14.25
ほうほう14.47
灼熱14.12
持ち寄る14.99
藤13.92
荷揚げ14.53
嵩む14.98
あざとい14.64
微調整14.67
っきゃ15.10
ぶるぶる14.57

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