I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
円満14.87
噴き上げる15.36
避難指示15.70
勇気づけ15.28
うがい15.56
這い上がる15.10
暑い13.77
風圧14.41
物語る14.20
畳む14.31
田舎娘15.19
捕り物15.55
積荷14.95
バタバタ14.18
天板15.16
射程13.82
14.18
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
備品14.46
最後の手段14.64
覚えこむ16.59
浄化槽16.26
相談に乗る15.12
交付15.66
華がない15.97
執心14.70
燃え上がる14.04
来てる13.84
進路13.84
摘み14.53
揺らぐ13.96
世界を舞台に15.95
たたき落とす15.33
むくり14.82
14.12
差異14.32
主だった14.41
仰る通り14.48
気弱14.43
浸食14.51
その場その場15.44
現存14.68
上り坂15.21
飛びだし15.23
私か14.81
震え声15.13
徴用15.10
急がせる15.30
道路上16.18
召される15.30
果肉14.92
ぎゃっ14.81
拙作14.87
付け焼刃15.09
権益14.89
出来レース15.32
問題外15.24
利子14.88
でれ14.63
手頃14.44
不動産15.05
跳躍力14.91
種明かし14.87
14.00
13.39
山形14.90
爆乳15.10
薄々14.22
異物混入16.04
低減14.86
他人任せ15.19
圧勝14.52
むかっ14.68
ブービートラップ15.74
でぶ15.41
摂取14.33
歩み寄り14.39
ついて回る15.26
止むなく16.31
血の海14.74
打倒14.17
体裁14.37
持ち時間15.67
気を許す15.46
ショッピングモール14.88
擁する14.69
女らしい14.41
取っ付き15.51
ちょくちょく14.37
素人目14.91
繋げる13.94
所用14.93
どきどき14.66
閉館15.69
しばらくの間14.10
手を伸ばす13.83
使い手13.73
売価15.92
合コン14.74
数匹14.32

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