I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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成り行き14.10
物事13.93
現象13.59
ゴリ押し14.77
香味野菜15.49
生き物13.36
炎上14.49
大工14.25
適例15.32
伝う13.97
等分14.78
くっく14.63
こよなく15.40
合意の上15.35
跳ねる13.97
15.80
申し出で15.17
親しみ14.38
家族連れ15.29
少年少女14.41
ズレ14.23
差し掛かる14.21
また今度14.30
違約金条項17.59
恒例14.54
それどころじゃない14.61
小皿14.62
目星14.64
肉汁14.46
ガツガツ14.90
ライトニング14.89
干渉13.54
他言無用14.75
負傷13.90
たらふく14.91
かみ合う14.89
窒息14.72
最古参15.00
1箇所15.40
八百長15.26
模索14.22
6百16.89
断崖14.74
早いとこ15.00
クイズ14.92
フランチャイズ15.95
タップ14.67
行動に移る14.92
喉笛14.94
初代13.75
群がる14.06
確りしろ14.57
独り立ち14.66
押し出し14.68
だからと言って13.47
代表的14.76
心ここにあらず15.09
とは限らない13.88
震え上がる14.56
遠距離13.69
先駆け14.94
なよなよ15.58
海底14.05
付録15.73
吸い込み14.59
憂鬱14.20
貸してあげる15.19
レッツ15.19
14.73
けたたましい14.50
優しくする14.97
見舞い14.38
ありったけ14.44
紛れる14.45
収束13.93
野心14.20
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震わせる13.45
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導き出す14.29
転売14.87
書き込む14.05
買い出し14.37
申し訳程度14.81
持ち替える14.49
引っ切り無しに14.61
溺愛14.31
10人14.33
衆人環視14.96
調査員14.73
備品14.46
陰険14.85
口紅15.05
有志14.83
伺候15.42
七分丈15.81
流行り14.65
一片14.49

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