I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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想定123.45
土地123.22
尋ね123.43
番人124.57
早い122.99
先行123.80
証拠123.32
降ろす123.99
映る123.35
クラス123.02
ひと通り124.77
数日123.33
投げかける123.87
採用123.92
2日123.98
機能123.28
精悍124.40
聞かす123.61
123.03
あっさり123.15
ならん123.51
助かる123.03
123.88
切れる123.26
という所123.65
後で122.94
費用123.93
立派123.24
どうして122.71
資金123.71
わざとらしい124.00
いけ123.59
過去123.06
散打123.67
2本124.13
ついでに123.19
木製123.89
8人124.61
売却124.36
強引123.42
画策124.26
振り回す123.42
左派123.44
何者123.64
自慢123.55
盟約124.47
自分で122.97
良さそう123.46
えっ122.85
関わる123.17
単純123.19
多少123.02
それ以上123.13
いつ123.24
役割123.43
持ち込む123.57
芸術124.24
作業123.02
集中123.10
信じられない123.47
残念ながら123.45
生き122.80
含む123.20
対応123.01
囚われる124.19
休憩123.36
同じよう123.06
弱い123.11
スタイリッシュ125.20
支配123.31
劣化124.09
122.81
没落124.28
申し出る124.15
一反123.87
日々123.25
突如123.69
かもしれん123.52
溶かす123.88
122.95
苛め123.87
何者か123.80
着く123.05
勝つ123.07
受け止める123.22
特設124.71
であるから123.77
かも知れません123.08
セクシー124.70
入れ歯123.16
確か122.92
しようとする123.56
123.98
帽子123.88
まじか123.76
頑張って123.11
マニア124.05
コーナー124.25
かあ124.21

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