I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
申し訳ない123.42
マスク124.16
多少123.02
平和123.39
挙げた123.28
えっ122.85
しようとする123.56
惣社123.37
立派123.24
向い123.44
静かに123.02
乃ち123.69
昼123.52
自分で122.97
移す123.46
松明124.08
一反123.87
一般的123.46
マグロ124.54
剣幕124.36
ストレート124.07
夢魔124.58
少しずつ123.39
事業124.04
事がない123.27
墨画123.85
受け入れ123.34
打つ123.38
苛め123.87
拘束123.37
座り込む123.74
ハルバード124.28
完了123.44
開店124.34
てな123.27
願う123.27
すかさず123.89
コーナー124.25
目の当たり123.91
帽子123.88
てよ123.40
寄る123.37
湯舟125.55
何時でも123.33
投げかける123.87
残念ながら123.45
きっと122.65
岩場123.79
いつ123.24
いけ123.59
博打124.52
馬鹿に123.68
羽織る123.89
かあ124.21
装置123.56
と言うのも123.18
拵え124.54
女の子122.92
賭す124.38
まじか123.76
刺す123.50
であるから123.77
対応123.01
棒123.51
後で122.94
壺123.98
事務所124.13
同じよう123.06
没落124.28
着用124.20
かもしれん123.52
散打123.67
切れる123.26
両方123.65
汚物124.49
2本124.13
冒険123.54
費用123.93
申し出る124.15
塊123.33
タイム124.05
茶器124.64
足りない123.25
日々123.25
薄123.88
先行123.80
カード123.23
性能123.48
半ば123.39
この方123.99
組み123.74
関わる123.17
不要123.70
弱い123.11
突如123.69
貰い123.44
集合住宅125.21
自慢123.55
芸術124.24
生き122.80

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