I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
夢魔124.58
何時でも123.33
伸び123.37
切れる123.26
趣味123.37
じゃねえ123.34
という所123.65
ひと通り124.77
半ば123.39
没落124.28
8人124.61
画策124.26
スタート123.98
性能123.48
土地123.22
入れ歯123.16
松明124.08
振り回す123.42
あっさり123.15
この方123.99
集中123.10
過去123.06
資金123.71
てな123.27
左派123.44
何者123.64
墨画123.85
123.39
クラス123.02
25123.95
信じられない123.47
集合住宅125.21
ついでに123.19
立派123.24
どうして122.71
マグロ124.54
同じよう123.06
放置123.34
123.03
関わる123.17
単純123.19
123.88
賭す124.38
映る123.35
きっと122.65
一反123.87
123.98
チラシ124.71
一般的123.46
強引123.42
湯舟125.55
日々123.25
緊急123.80
応じる123.42
岩場123.79
費用123.93
貰い123.44
博打124.52
拘束123.37
嗜虐125.27
スタイリッシュ125.20
溶かす123.88
えっ122.85
かあ124.21
含む123.20
事業124.04
苛め123.87
呼び出し123.79
すかさず123.89
良さそう123.46
安全123.17
お釜125.73
持ち込む123.57
セクシー124.70
ならん123.51
投げかける123.87
打つ123.38
寄る123.37
手伝う123.17
123.51
受け入れ123.34
願う123.27
空間122.91
惣社123.37
組み123.74
2日123.98
茶器124.64
盟約124.47
乃ち123.69
事務所124.13
タイム124.05
尋ね123.43
残念ながら123.45
拵え124.54
124.46
ストレート124.07
後で122.94
122.95
と言うのも123.18
口づけ124.34

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