I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
溜める14.32
14.63
中止命令16.02
しどろもどろ14.50
パブ15.20
仲裁14.42
責任を取る14.73
半人前14.84
ジャストフィット15.84
保身14.59
目に染みる15.77
乗り気14.20
六尺ふんどし17.29
ひと仕事15.38
泊地15.98
14.18
力説14.55
支障13.99
どっこいどっこい15.44
裂け目14.56
狼煙をあげる15.84
囲う13.93
穀倉地帯14.83
均一化15.58
召す14.19
王位継承14.79
山形14.90
パフォーマンス14.51
肉塊14.28
熱狂的14.88
習い14.30
拒否反応14.97
殺人罪15.68
達人14.08
通りかかる14.74
暴挙14.34
爆乳15.10
恐れ多くも15.13
フランス14.26
真贋15.23
ライバル13.75
ドッキリ14.77
厚手14.59
異性14.02
歩み寄り14.39
発注者16.27
わいわい14.67
武者震い15.07
無限大15.09
近づきがたい15.90
ふんだんに14.39
引きとめる15.59
脚気15.43
浮遊13.74
跳ね上げ14.62
後ろ髪を引かれる15.22
助長14.80
周到14.89
肩の力を抜く15.14
どっこいしょ15.56
かって13.68
ヤクザ14.47
轟く14.23
緩やか13.90
摘み14.53
売れ残る15.05
平たい14.60
横並び14.94
妬く14.95
査定14.57
逸脱14.45
宿舎14.16
懐疑的14.79
奮戦14.43
知っての通り14.61
不服14.23
神代14.40
空にする14.86
むさ苦しい14.83
客引き15.03
荷下ろし15.14
ぶるっと15.20
生血16.11
14.00
代理戦争15.49
卷く17.29
お手本14.59
願ってもない14.78
確りしろ14.57
勝る14.04
14.36
編み出す14.36
厚紙15.44
自殺14.10
嘱望15.33
愛好家14.98
新参14.79
蓄える14.35
腰を抜かす15.11
少年少女14.41

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