I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
すっぽり14.30
仕入れ価格16.23
元凶14.01
木の子14.72
付け合せ15.23
追っかける15.40
居酒屋14.35
実を言うと14.70
胸の谷間14.93
人間並み15.36
執り行う14.36
出そろう15.48
一律15.06
例外13.62
正月14.52
何時しか14.04
摂取14.33
突き抜ける14.11
一つも13.83
中止命令16.02
調査中14.91
天井裏15.01
悪露15.14
雇用主15.00
見切る14.37
憂さ晴らし14.97
小気味良い15.09
二の足15.07
公共15.10
毒矢15.07
裏地15.15
あたふた14.52
交戦13.94
威勢の良い15.06
手を打つ14.62
腕のいい14.82
チーム戦15.13
ぼろぼろ14.26
斬り捨てる14.93
スルー13.79
まー13.87
隔離14.14
アウト14.15
昏睡14.95
何ごと15.10
富み15.43
叩き出す15.11
二の次14.62
想像通り14.54
晩ごはん15.41
恩返し14.35
クリーム状16.02
一種13.64
セールストーク15.64
託言15.79
浮かせる14.19
知れ渡る14.22
隅っこ14.42
うめえ15.02
ツー14.96
邪神13.54
現預金17.59
裸芽13.78
オーケー14.54
げっそり14.82
ウォーターボール15.18
ハンディ15.65
博打打ち16.00
狭間14.14
びた一文15.97
文官13.76
両翼14.49
ボトル14.53
相打ち14.70
良い子14.14
十一14.01
二度目13.91
お得14.79
キャンセル14.12
消火14.70
特異14.11
コホン14.52
明らかにする15.06
おかげ様で14.46
シンク14.66
雇い14.66
ぎしぎし15.35
これ見よがし14.52
勇気づける15.56
角切り15.56
密集14.14
口火14.80
弱いものいじめ15.75
コレクション14.51
断崖14.74
育成13.90
フェニックス14.66
みたらし団子15.60
茶畑16.12
詳しく13.53

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