I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
息を呑む14.18
三又槍16.21
たたき落とす15.33
食用14.47
それどころか13.58
僧階14.13
除け13.88
次女14.50
纏わりつく14.89
水洗い15.27
襟首14.48
砲台14.58
いわく付き15.42
主体14.07
ポテンシャル14.83
高じる15.32
おまけに13.78
抑えきれない14.64
餡かけ15.30
出費14.39
お次14.75
口利き15.00
調査員14.73
フェニックス14.66
譲り受ける14.81
1箇所15.40
スマート14.58
経営権15.74
記念すべき14.79
見破る14.22
アロマ14.73
生き生き14.55
デトックス16.28
亜ぐ15.37
逆なで15.15
塗工14.13
音響効果16.81
手浴14.31
丸くなって14.65
取ってくる14.54
更ける15.15
どっこいしょ15.56
小学校14.12
チラリズム15.30
たちまち14.07
嘯く14.55
美意識15.34
第二次14.78
商品券15.91
約数15.87
女連れ15.36
営利15.43
ひと仕事15.38
上気14.50
居心地14.01
想像通り14.54
凍り付く14.25
子守歌15.36
度重なる14.55
人間界14.44
勝ち負け14.82
人一倍14.65
不愛想15.19
ローヒール16.28
エコ15.21
長姉14.90
女らしい14.41
最終調整15.17
干魚16.69
下味15.13
浮き出る14.66
鼻っ柱15.19
後々13.94
嘲笑14.09
売女15.19
瑕疵14.99
表れ14.22
走り出す13.62
落つ15.18
透きとおる15.78
一足14.62
集中的14.91
通用口15.25
怪獣14.41
取り上げ14.11
口紅15.05
グラウンド14.41
成人男性14.57
15.09
たちが悪い15.08
そうですが13.91
タイト15.26
叩き落とす14.69
懲り懲り15.04
反映14.16
鉱物14.27
苔むす15.20
名案14.50
命を絶つ15.24
反故14.82

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