I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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空間122.91
かもしれん123.52
勝つ123.07
材124.46
孫娘124.24
打つ123.38
囚われる124.19
静かに123.02
支払125.22
岩場123.79
詳細123.48
採用123.92
挟む123.31
性能123.48
特設124.71
含む123.20
感情122.86
申し出る124.15
マスク124.16
応じる123.42
何者123.64
投げかける123.87
剣幕124.36
と言うのも123.18
目の当たり123.91
嗜虐125.27
ならん123.51
じゃねえ123.34
機能123.28
踊る123.51
貰い123.44
8人124.61
立派123.24
感123.39
帽子123.88
苛め123.87
集合住宅125.21
でしょうか122.77
閉じる123.13
乃ち123.69
この方123.99
しようとする123.56
クラス123.02
良さそう123.46
尋ね123.43
わざとらしい124.00
えっ122.85
早い122.99
安全123.17
座り込む123.74
急かす124.12
受け入れ123.34
刺し123.79
汚物124.49
冷却124.52
組み123.74
チラシ124.71
伸び123.37
左派123.44
切れる123.26
溶かす123.88
事務所124.13
賭す124.38
てよ123.40
ハルバード124.28
すかさず123.89
タイム124.05
松明124.08
察知123.27
宜しい123.44
訳122.81
湯舟125.55
きっと122.65
同じよう123.06
支配123.31
市ね123.36
自慢123.55
棒123.51
安堵123.31
精悍124.40
昼123.52
数日123.33
聞かす123.61
関わる123.17
少しずつ123.39
呼び出し123.79
飛び出す123.50
単純123.19
飛翔123.39
刀123.03
一般的123.46
売却124.36
残念ながら123.45
羽織る123.89
対応123.01
マグロ124.54
塊123.33
願う123.27
持ち込む123.57

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