I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ちょん124.74
じゃねえ123.34
証拠123.32
申し訳ない123.42
クラス123.02
あっさり123.15
目の当たり123.91
立派123.24
カード123.23
すかさず123.89
それ以上123.13
123.03
精悍124.40
役割123.43
先行123.80
羽織る123.89
ならん123.51
過去123.06
振り回す123.42
応じる123.42
溶かす123.88
強引123.42
刺し123.79
てよ123.40
事業124.04
乃ち123.69
座り込む123.74
一般的123.46
自分で122.97
ストレート124.07
踊る123.51
2本124.13
想定123.45
きっと122.65
少しずつ123.39
であるから123.77
123.88
伸び123.37
願う123.27
木製123.89
8人124.61
惣社123.37
同じよう123.06
閉じる123.13
芸術124.24
2日123.98
嗜虐125.27
湯舟125.55
平和123.39
苛め123.87
賭す124.38
放置123.34
挟む123.31
日々123.25
いいよ123.37
松明124.08
費用123.93
番人124.57
夢魔124.58
墨画123.85
確か122.92
持ち込む123.57
集中123.10
剣幕124.36
着く123.05
タイム124.05
半ば123.39
博打124.52
静かに123.02
趣味123.37
女の子122.92
早い122.99
無意識123.59
勝手に123.04
劣化124.09
ソファ123.68
自慢123.55
投げかける123.87
帽子123.88
直し123.54
映る123.35
25123.95
何者123.64
向い123.44
感情122.86
冷却124.52
一反123.87
詳細123.48
聞かす123.61
受け入れ123.34
囚われる124.19
うわ123.47
開店124.34
休憩123.36
助かる123.03
不要123.70
安堵123.31
いけ123.59
拵え124.54
集合住宅125.21

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