I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
薙ぎ払う13.97
ビブラート16.11
今のなし15.69
選別14.19
酷似14.45
14.40
金物15.42
仲間内14.58
仮設住宅15.63
好転14.56
最終調整15.17
実験材料15.50
への字14.67
古武士14.79
折半15.23
ピロートーク16.23
古風14.98
盗難14.85
難易度13.74
呑み14.43
演奏曲目17.29
一回戦14.60
欠航13.74
引き合わせる15.22
絶好調14.69
みたらし団子15.60
軟禁14.53
低地15.62
荒め16.19
自信たっぷり14.82
傭兵13.25
憂慮14.74
倍加15.10
原則として15.11
繕う14.73
頭を抱える14.29
貼り付け14.45
手を掛ける14.86
綽々15.44
やんややんや15.46
鳴る13.48
食事を摂る15.09
バラ売り16.59
果肉14.92
不純物14.60
政治的14.00
決め手14.54
昼時14.85
無礼者14.83
建材14.68
店を開く15.29
血糊14.94
宿泊所15.50
隣同士15.00
惹く13.82
香川15.33
革ひも16.18
見知らぬ13.93
表面積15.57
重大13.95
急用14.83
スイ14.59
操業15.62
心中14.01
ウインドウショッピング16.23
仲間外れ14.74
客引き15.03
割って入る14.50
深さ14.04
惨殺14.75
タイト15.26
焼き肉14.74
貧乳14.79
着工15.62
小瓶14.20
とまり木16.69
陣を張る15.65
宮廷13.77
倍にする15.47
生産物15.54
ベッドルーム15.47
街はずれ15.94
ホエールウォッチング16.99
ここだけの話14.70
ドライバー14.70
事切れる14.76
芸術性15.45
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
球状14.70
せせら笑う15.04
静粛14.99
ストーム14.34
親馬鹿14.84
たおやか14.80
薀蓄15.66
頬を張る15.99
胸の谷間14.93
沸き上がる14.67
粗悪15.07
内の者15.87

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