I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
籠める14.73
呑み14.43
生憎13.80
万々15.14
キツイ14.21
現実的14.03
禁忌14.09
外出中15.51
力を借りる14.63
本陣13.99
向きあう15.96
願ってもない14.78
大儲け14.91
面目ない15.02
内意15.02
バラスト15.63
了見14.99
小ざかしい15.55
戦況13.85
眠たい14.51
スタンス14.45
向うずね16.55
視線を落とす14.58
いざとなれば14.35
っつう14.73
まがい物15.08
大逆転15.41
筋書き14.67
調合13.84
打ち止め14.91
けれども13.41
言い回し14.24
不可解14.14
談話室14.69
経営方針15.70
馴染み14.06
不興14.73
名高い14.19
超高温15.36
プラン14.22
車輪14.12
乾かす14.37
寝物語15.27
保護施設16.18
延いて14.64
迎えうつ16.08
出張る14.40
単品15.10
栄光14.25
ご馳走になる15.37
バラ売り16.59
右に曲がる15.66
下段14.62
殺到13.95
振り替える15.66
眠気14.06
油断も隙もない15.46
算出14.85
倹約15.57
募集広告16.43
チクチク14.83
両翼14.49
枚数14.68
揉め14.21
催す14.48
物がある13.46
野心14.20
差異14.32
やっとこさ15.39
潔白14.79
黒光り14.82
知らないふり15.09
1勝15.66
どぎまぎ15.14
気がつくと14.57
拝命14.81
もろ14.98
畑13.50
むくり14.82
要塞都市15.07
ばら撒き14.92
手に負えない14.60
解13.86
探求心15.37
プライベート14.27
汗を流す15.02
巻き取り15.48
侮辱14.05
無条件14.31
名門14.35
空穴16.36
ふんぞり返る14.49
一夜漬け15.77
根城14.55
大違い14.43
満つ14.73
乱雑14.50
無いと13.66
なれの果て15.38
序盤14.30

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