I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
いいよ123.37
自分で122.97
25123.95
座り133.58
獲物133.35
お宝134.13
蒸し器135.30
絶対133.07
正面に133.77
号令134.02
尽く134.10
湿地134.83
行使133.60
大笑い134.36
満面134.31
お蔭で133.05
諦める133.20
温度133.78
やり133.43
邪魔133.00
火山134.07
そいつ等133.96
荒れ地134.83
大きさ133.07
落ち着いた133.49
コンビ134.22
勇気133.56
起動133.54
捜索133.75
感覚132.95
カイト133.78
ふわり133.82
途端に133.56
その辺133.37
前日134.05
詠唱133.18
選択133.26
何なの133.66
無駄133.03
余りにも133.24
ジャケット134.36
潰す133.09
ムカ134.61
なさいます134.40
やけに133.73
観劇134.99
拷問133.89
秘密133.31
死133.03
強力133.21
潜り込む133.89
カチューシャ134.89
お守り133.91
やって来る133.06
癒し133.73
わけでは無い132.90
ぶっ133.55
信用133.34
オペラ135.02
取引133.61
強制力134.68
受け入れる133.42
突っ込む133.15
はっきり133.06
こと無く133.11
低位132.98
とさ133.33
四端133.17
熱い133.28
羽ばたく133.96
代理人134.57
夕刻134.36
通る133.21
有り難い133.38
誘導133.59
じっくり133.75
疲れ133.16
兄さん133.38
証133.56
貴方132.53
サポート133.73
ノーマル134.47
脱炭133.01
キャラバン134.53
剥がす133.97
囚われ133.98
若手134.20
美味い133.39
同情133.64
念話133.86
詰まらない133.92
悩み133.65
その中133.17
売れる133.55
土産134.09
親子133.74
深淵134.11
眼133.16
ます132.81
守護133.40

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