I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
口づけ124.34
帽子123.88
クラス123.02
小屋133.53
一斉に133.36
兄さん133.38
133.31
とさ133.33
資質134.04
ぶら下がる134.34
守護133.40
画僧132.89
号令134.02
対象133.14
選択133.26
ポット134.36
わけでは無い132.90
大笑い134.36
第一133.13
呼びかける133.91
そっち133.10
なさいます134.40
荒れ地134.83
火山134.07
強制力134.68
落ち着いた133.49
潰す133.09
全部132.88
ジャケット134.36
若手134.20
ムカ134.61
資格133.72
強力133.21
再開発135.39
シールド133.75
絶対133.07
日光浴135.33
やけに133.73
大きさ133.07
一角133.65
予想外133.46
注目133.52
134.04
突っ込む133.15
当てる133.52
駆け寄る133.41
先導133.91
代理人134.57
コスプレ134.45
愚か133.48
囁き134.04
お宝134.13
真意134.00
やって来る133.06
カチューシャ134.89
念話133.86
ただただ133.80
獲物133.35
詠唱133.18
信用133.34
きっちり133.72
校長134.19
かね133.25
限界133.15
ケツ134.41
世話133.45
カジノ134.50
土産134.09
ぶっ133.55
通る133.21
行い133.43
取引133.61
邪魔133.00
何となく133.07
切れ長134.61
受け入れる133.42
カイト133.78
叩き133.26
囚われ133.98
続き133.30
ズボン133.92
軽減134.04
詰まらない133.92
拷問133.89
同情133.64
寝間着134.47
尽く134.10
そいつ等133.96
事態133.11
低位132.98
前日134.05
アパートメント135.49
倒れ133.21
残った133.31
流石は133.45
余りにも133.24
ロングブーツ135.55
サポート133.73
真っ青133.96
距離132.79

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