I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
察知123.27
売却124.36
溶かす123.88
淡々133.61
注目133.52
呼びかける133.91
真意134.00
サポート133.73
通る133.21
叩く132.98
何となく133.07
蒸す134.75
多く132.66
尽く134.10
シールド133.75
カチューシャ134.89
校長134.19
落ち着いた133.49
アパートメント135.49
絶対133.07
余りにも133.24
画僧132.89
熟女135.14
当主133.36
囁き134.04
制約134.18
同情133.64
わけでは無い132.90
世話133.45
追って133.40
132.74
詠唱133.18
真っ青133.96
一斉に133.36
カイト133.78
夕刻134.36
温度133.78
蒸し器135.30
向こう132.90
選択133.26
女主人134.54
観劇134.99
調べ133.20
やり133.43
はっきり133.06
勇気133.56
起こす133.06
事態133.11
きっちり133.72
流石は133.45
行い133.43
ポット134.36
矢場133.87
先導133.91
一角133.65
取引133.61
当てる133.52
前日134.05
助け133.10
134.04
確保133.24
拷問133.89
守護133.40
133.31
振り向く133.32
その中133.17
潰す133.09
尽くす133.43
日光浴135.33
念話133.86
ジャケット134.36
代理人134.57
邪魔133.00
小屋133.53
城砦134.34
全部132.88
お蔭で133.05
羽ばたく133.96
ロングブーツ135.55
133.76
四端133.17
じっくり133.75
限界133.15
133.03
癒し133.73
そいつ等133.96
途端に133.56
受け入れる133.42
叩き133.26
剥がす133.97
133.30
距離132.79
そっち133.10
正面に133.77
囚われ133.98
コンビ134.22
詰まらない133.92
潜り込む133.89
駆け寄る133.41
大きさ133.07

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