I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
権益14.89
小指14.35
半信半疑14.35
真打15.53
裸足で逃げ出す15.34
散らかる14.65
カー13.94
マドラー15.98
引き継ぎ14.52
島々14.99
裏社会14.72
被せる14.35
とて13.45
開発計画15.39
刮目15.19
しゃぶる15.01
円満14.87
双璧をなす15.87
拡張可能16.51
絶対王政15.55
聞かせる14.31
非効率14.90
大回転15.81
のろり15.43
14.14
お札14.91
施与14.27
入り乱れる14.62
肉屋14.43
全容14.51
叩きこむ14.96
不評14.86
繋げる13.94
都督16.40
シュール14.48
14.15
どうしますか14.45
委託販売15.95
防犯14.57
化学反応15.21
あっち13.48
手浴14.31
空を飛ぶ13.96
13.27
言いがかりをつける16.02
ちやほや14.82
遠足14.63
アンコール15.30
賛成派15.36
色男14.82
し甲斐15.42
シミュレーター15.27
先王14.36
年頃13.81
寝ぼけ14.45
低レベル14.58
演者15.12
一つ身15.99
串刺し14.34
帰属14.96
気が楽14.48
寝返り14.53
13.49
そない15.18
ジリ貧14.75
碌な14.28
対決14.16
厭がる14.39
頬を張る15.99
標準化16.04
買い込み15.30
ぶつけ合う14.84
15.17
啖呵を切る15.59
あざとい14.64
多彩14.51
答えを出す14.82
事実婚15.96
不自由14.07
儲ける14.54
オイル14.65
ぶらぶら14.50
危うく13.97
頃合い14.23
お邪魔14.08
あの方13.73
出好き16.16
諦観14.62
生理現象15.28
タナボタ16.51
返す刀14.93
部品14.04
暖簾14.76
交付金17.29
シンク14.66
お見通し14.43
くらいのもの14.38
立入禁止15.43
蹴る13.28
チキン14.53

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