I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
露払い14.83
経営権15.74
治安維持14.23
畏まった14.77
安らぐ14.64
庶民的14.99
右から左へ15.15
攴14.18
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
禊15.17
安請け合い15.11
人格13.90
歩兵13.80
力量13.83
蝋人形15.89
胴14.04
格闘技14.66
寝台13.85
乗り付ける15.57
報う14.42
口裏を合わせる15.71
黒点15.38
歓喜13.87
尾を引く15.24
力持ち14.83
譲り受ける14.81
に就いて14.37
兆し14.50
検分14.46
即決14.75
発注者16.27
如何な14.48
愛好家14.98
ぶっちゃけ13.90
どっこいどっこい15.44
我が子14.04
物干し15.89
補給13.75
獣脂15.56
真中15.15
腕試し14.88
堕天使14.33
誂え15.09
肥料14.40
ぐれる14.54
賢者13.61
ごゆっくり14.61
天才肌15.38
緩い14.03
クリティカル14.47
この期に及んで14.39
十二13.73
体操14.26
優位性14.68
片付く14.08
媚薬14.93
漢字14.31
おめでとうございます14.10
手を叩く14.64
ジャンパー15.65
修業14.33
どこにもない14.31
過ぎたこと14.75
アプローチ14.31
再戦14.56
同地15.90
ネーミング14.54
眷属13.58
気にする13.51
クライマックス14.84
六尺ふんどし17.29
我を忘れる15.40
独断14.32
立ち上げる14.90
嘘つき14.47
方針決定16.09
責苦16.35
ちゃっちゃと14.88
案内状16.00
ハーフパンツ15.37
一つ一つ13.91
アンコール15.30
オニオンフライ16.89
まっせ15.51
ロングドレス15.72
最長14.89
塗料14.70
乾かす14.37
迫真15.14
間髪いれず15.18
ひと言14.37
釣り上げ14.70
紐付き15.47
指定校14.61
明け13.88
時間制限14.70
道のり14.16
欲求14.17
缶詰14.51
滔滔16.81

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