I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
頭蓋14.48
測る13.99
癒やす14.84
めり込む14.17
片腕14.02
騒ぐ13.50
たい14.03
シュール14.48
怠る13.91
名誉職15.33
待ちかまえる14.73
選別14.19
安全策14.90
有事14.24
お漏らし15.19
風邪13.90
ライトニング14.89
渾身13.97
帰り支度14.91
数百万15.11
表れ14.22
不備14.44
頻発14.85
またしても13.96
化学反応15.21
見向きもしない14.97
駄々14.54
浮き出る14.66
注目の的14.95
はっと13.91
辛党15.94
避難指示15.70
警備強化16.07
いい具合に15.12
鍛え上げる14.19
頷ける14.19
ただ働き15.48
一度に13.99
力を借りる14.63
革製品15.42
例外13.62
専ら14.38
火種14.29
連なる14.06
諸芸17.11
育て方14.93
お札14.91
小気味15.07
杞憂14.21
何だっけ14.24
耳にする14.60
可動域15.30
定刻15.31
しかして14.37
執り行う14.36
1年13.92
アンテナ14.77
青紫15.29
14.98
13.94
自主的14.60
ずれ14.10
大赤字15.32
伏兵14.45
砕ける14.19
俗に14.75
贈り物13.88
ボリボリ15.05
14.04
立ち入り14.56
レギンス15.38
凹み14.49
お先に失礼します15.44
目撃者14.55
携行14.90
掛け合い14.87
もうちょい14.54
年季14.60
早速ですが14.90
付け焼刃15.09
貫木15.38
回復薬13.83
お題14.76
あれから13.70
雅味14.20
物おじ15.85
14.68
大はしゃぎ15.01
元請17.11
盛りつけ15.02
海棲15.63
罪悪感13.80
火の玉14.19
時事15.01
青藍16.09
寛げる15.02
15.54
首を振る13.85
ホルダー14.62
巻き起こす14.43

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