I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
無駄133.03
はっきり133.06
ノーマル134.47
脱炭133.01
呼びかける133.91
大笑い134.36
ぶっ133.55
土産134.09
その辺133.37
通る133.21
落ち着いた133.49
湿地134.83
美味い133.39
女主人134.54
諦める133.20
対象133.14
行い133.43
ます132.81
コンビ134.22
有り難い133.38
133.56
画僧132.89
小屋133.53
起動133.54
勇気133.56
再開発135.39
行使133.60
荒れ地134.83
調べ133.20
一斉に133.36
1回134.13
事態133.11
剥がす133.97
途端に133.56
じっくり133.75
そいつ等133.96
カチューシャ134.89
やけに133.73
切れ長134.61
拷問133.89
こと無く133.11
矢場133.87
信用133.34
やって来る133.06
座り133.58
温度133.78
校長134.19
熟女135.14
とさ133.33
カイト133.78
ズボン133.92
四端133.17
当てる133.52
観劇134.99
済む133.11
詰まらない133.92
現場133.55
限界133.15
やり133.43
先導133.91
邪魔133.00
入場134.23
しな133.10
ビンゴ134.94
駆け寄る133.41
バレる133.43
向こう132.90
ケツ134.41
強力133.21
淡々133.61
カジノ134.50
売れる133.55
囚われ133.98
お宝134.13
がら134.21
絶対133.07
疲れ133.16
ふわり133.82
社長133.80
出来事133.32
秘密133.31
強制力134.68
なさいます134.40
注目133.52
低位132.98
寝間着134.47
大きさ133.07
ただただ133.80
真っ青133.96
正面に133.77
何となく133.07
圧力143.76
142.89
143.15
洞窟143.22
門番143.68
分からん143.29
143.05
なれば142.99
天神144.69

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