I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正面に133.77
とさ133.33
アパートメント135.49
代理人134.57
ノーマル134.47
美味い133.39
天界134.29
行使133.60
一角133.65
先導133.91
じっくり133.75
1回134.13
第一133.13
勝手133.66
当てる133.52
一寸した133.49
その辺133.37
脱炭133.01
叩く132.98
その内133.39
調べ133.20
城砦134.34
132.74
寝間着134.47
残った133.31
癒し133.73
潰す133.09
守護133.40
熟女135.14
信用133.34
距離132.79
途端に133.56
133.30
突っ込む133.15
ケツ134.41
大笑い134.36
事態133.11
ズボン133.92
真意134.00
起こす133.06
カジノ134.50
何なの133.66
詰まらない133.92
ビンゴ134.94
余りにも133.24
兄さん133.38
号令134.02
愚か133.48
お守り133.91
多く132.66
強制力134.68
詠唱133.18
火山134.07
苦手133.32
落ち着いた133.49
全部132.88
同情133.64
有り難い133.38
再開発135.39
現場133.55
世話133.45
絶対133.07
選択133.26
確保133.24
夕刻134.36
資格133.72
駆け寄る133.41
ぶっ133.55
大きさ133.07
淡々133.61
蒸す134.75
シールド133.75
向こう132.90
軽減134.04
売れる133.55
ポット134.36
資質134.04
きっちり133.72
無駄133.03
前日134.05
小屋133.53
起動133.54
剥がす133.97
土産134.09
考えなし134.69
やけに133.73
一斉に133.36
振り向く133.32
親子133.74
囁き134.04
満面134.31
発注144.43
凍る143.75
巻く143.53
人だかり144.35
知識143.01
目指す143.30
18143.91
サービス143.92
仕方143.31

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