I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
口の悪い15.22
十二13.73
根回し14.30
公開期間16.81
腹の中14.34
首を落とす15.18
節操14.95
蹴る13.28
かみ合う14.89
内包14.26
再調査15.54
至極14.03
朗読14.81
二倍14.25
べし15.07
14.76
直視14.21
最低価格15.75
本題に入る14.69
建材14.68
百も承知14.68
揺れ動く14.64
演説14.19
停刊15.48
統制14.29
受けつける15.63
妬く14.95
姪っ子15.18
貯留16.31
平和協定16.39
ポスター14.78
バラスト15.63
配備13.87
家紋14.46
相応13.66
スリー14.27
設ける14.21
吸い取る14.33
押し開ける15.33
実入り14.74
ええん14.57
知ったこっちゃない15.26
遠足14.63
歩道14.87
読本16.09
開会式15.08
パンツスーツ15.85
先々14.66
紫色13.86
ブリスケット17.59
突き出た14.76
研磨剤15.82
祈念14.76
13.18
痛む13.75
蓄える14.35
お見事14.52
異性14.02
アングラ15.98
重苦しい14.29
馬鹿みたい14.29
珍味15.06
捕食13.84
こよなく愛する15.43
言葉をかける14.63
聞き覚え14.02
っ放し14.86
速く13.79
タイル張り15.99
ウォーターボール15.18
買い込み15.30
絶品14.56
卑怯13.91
スマート14.58
しくじる14.59
全面14.45
クイズ14.92
再起動14.48
得意げ14.14
持ちネタ16.05
視覚14.04
普及14.19
緩やか13.90
発布15.34
刷る15.39
沿道15.10
ついて回る15.26
よくある事14.36
13.91
見覚え14.11
名誉職15.33
極楽15.02
行き届く14.27
時計台15.33
グロい15.06
ジョイント15.65
記入14.34
消極的14.52
罰せられる15.02
尊顔14.94

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