I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
コングラチュレーション16.75
否定的14.54
でれ14.63
家財15.23
ネタばらし15.31
籠絡14.84
耐えうる14.95
立入禁止15.43
絶好調14.69
変換13.81
商品券15.91
15.09
鯨肉16.13
希少価値14.88
随時14.60
居座り15.17
したがる14.70
真価14.48
挑発的14.54
不文律14.92
登録名15.56
心像15.94
如何な14.48
狙い目14.89
うろうろ14.40
差し置く14.50
念頭14.62
凄く13.11
どM16.51
威勢14.77
急がせる15.30
作業着14.83
豊満14.45
早じまい16.69
指名手配14.65
サービス付き16.29
ガリ14.67
800万15.87
建材14.68
賛成13.71
パブ15.20
難点14.42
法律的15.54
香草14.02
アイボリーホワイト16.55
結果オーライ14.77
プリプリ15.03
フォーマルドレス16.89
美声14.82
最後方15.33
剥ぎ取る14.88
14.42
出来栄え14.43
途方に暮れる15.13
すらすら14.78
重み14.00
旅支度15.00
譲り受ける14.81
兄弟げんか16.53
アヒル14.93
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
結び付ける14.85
知らないふり15.09
途切れ14.16
途轍もない14.14
満席15.10
ざらつく15.32
偉いこっちゃ15.77
餌食14.39
シャープ14.81
逆立てる14.62
ぷくぷく15.48
我がもの15.45
ぎらぎら14.99
球状14.70
空転15.45
悪日14.33
ピロートーク16.23
毛皮13.69
掛け図14.55
執行14.43
茶菓子14.55
会計を済ませる15.84
奸計15.28
1冊15.27
勝負パンツ16.39
薄目15.01
力関係14.63
坊ちゃん14.23
殴り倒す15.45
友人宅15.89
駆けよる15.88
ツンデレ14.27
愛想14.26
むかっ14.68
読み方14.93
有頂天15.06
割と13.40
無頼15.38
暖簾14.76

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