I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
落下143.51
喋る143.37
余りに143.33
終了後144.56
取っ手143.44
仕方143.31
サービス143.92
可惜143.37
自慢気144.79
流す143.33
盛り上がる143.64
天幕143.80
これだけ143.14
しれっと144.34
メイン143.56
あり得ない143.35
初級143.90
目指す143.30
手のひら143.67
としても142.63
認め143.14
控え143.44
見抜く143.76
細身144.01
油143.59
圧力143.76
床143.03
駆け143.38
輝き143.35
頭から143.72
枚143.14
料理人143.56
落ち着き143.71
点142.89
痛み143.05
後悔143.30
興味深い143.62
伴う143.51
深呼吸143.82
発注144.43
心底143.64
四角い144.25
巻く143.53
凍る143.75
調教144.13
サーベル144.44
祖父143.41
久しぶりに143.56
知識143.01
正面から143.58
娘さん143.99
硬い143.44
快感144.52
声を上げる143.56
上す143.95
引き裂く143.93
頃142.85
すぐ様143.41
ござる143.83
門番143.68
一歩143.21
ぶち143.86
愛らしい143.85
細工143.94
弟143.14
参った144.01
際に143.24
マザコン145.17
構える143.27
意見143.05
不利143.45
轟音143.79
一応142.83
舌打ち143.62
分の143.41
角143.15
なれば142.99
耐える143.10
ようこそ143.86
〇143.31
君142.19
一切143.13
食らう143.56
突っ伏す144.13
幼い143.35
別途144.51
繰り返し143.34
引き続き144.02
撃つ143.27
通用143.67
減少144.04
エメラルド144.42
徒歩144.01
田舎143.78
もたらす143.48
加工143.58
配下143.50
予備143.73
二人とも143.32
話す142.73

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