I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ヘルメット14.46
びくびく14.71
飾り気15.03
頭いい15.03
ビシッと14.49
14.71
輝度15.80
ペチャパイ16.28
体勢13.40
直訴14.82
流麗14.62
カシューナッツ16.24
上り14.17
返金15.26
ズレ14.23
怪獣14.41
闇金融16.89
好転14.56
それが何か14.41
勧善懲悪15.66
リフレッシュ14.90
威勢のいい14.91
腰を上げる15.00
優しくする14.97
に就いて14.37
深い愛情15.33
全快14.41
一体化14.43
しどろもどろ14.50
執心14.70
息を吐く13.88
六尺15.60
そない15.18
二度三度14.94
付け焼刃15.09
15.41
最先端14.69
風格14.36
14.11
機嫌がいい15.04
バーベキュー14.56
食いしばる14.17
快活14.37
つべこべ15.24
言いがかりをつける16.02
陸送16.48
凄惨14.30
どっこいどっこい15.44
シュール14.48
見抜ける14.47
子守歌15.36
機嫌を直す15.59
体現14.30
長毛15.33
飲食物15.41
かいな14.05
存在意義14.54
貸し切り状態15.78
オーブン14.66
過ち14.24
胸ぐら14.68
長所14.41
感服14.56
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
以遠15.47
公然わいせつ罪16.51
記念すべき14.79
銀行14.30
飛び蹴り14.93
心にもない15.14
犬の顔15.80
アンコール15.30
脆くも15.11
あっち13.48
12.50
可愛がり15.02
掛け図14.55
脳内お花畑15.75
粗末14.18
その下に14.31
ゴツゴツ14.70
なれど14.61
大ごと15.00
天性14.84
疑心暗鬼14.68
果して14.34
夜なべ15.69
構内15.33
恩着せがましい15.56
勢力拡大15.33
茶代16.23
細切り15.42
キセル15.37
独り立ち14.66
結び付ける14.85
潜在的14.78
安心安全15.21
大き14.23
マジギレ15.50
人呼んで15.47

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