I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
もどかしい14.26
関わり13.90
人望14.49
大盤振る舞い14.84
なれの果て15.38
許可証14.49
しかめっ面14.69
14.11
醍醐味14.77
荒め16.19
執務室13.53
衆人15.60
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
しかねない14.19
本能的14.09
ギクシャク15.07
にこやか13.81
レシピ13.85
恥さらし15.36
ないで14.00
買付16.16
13.97
すれすれ14.68
14.31
虎の子14.89
目論み15.00
貢献14.04
青み15.21
一抹14.52
感服14.56
斜め上14.35
ぶち壊す14.68
見やる13.65
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
剣術13.52
道草15.45
陰気14.66
ひとっ飛び15.18
全快14.41
魚料理14.75
スマート14.58
戸板14.05
ギミック14.57
15.80
括り13.98
折り重なる14.81
レオ13.62
抑え込む14.17
駄々14.54
見てもらう14.67
ファイティングポーズ15.38
両面14.86
最後の最後14.17
良くある13.90
藍色14.36
迎えうつ16.08
見に来る14.81
に亘って14.49
うれしい悲鳴16.35
プロフィール14.96
ノッカー15.03
途切れる13.95
マージン15.03
課金14.53
尊厳14.46
度胸14.18
先祖代々14.95
小細工14.38
ボランティア14.75
支援13.43
先頭に立つ14.78
オドオド15.02
13.99
14.57
引きこむ16.11
鳴る13.48
再調査15.54
シガレット15.75
ぼろぼろ14.26
目隠し14.46
取り残す14.19
薄焼き15.75
ニンニク14.70
射程13.82
剝く15.30
食事を摂る15.09
パイプ14.21
指図14.71
ペニス16.75
ものを言う14.89
14.82
にんにく15.10
吐き気がする14.98
縁がある14.90
制度13.94
焦げつく15.54
流れ落ちる14.35
香る14.62
群集15.05
ド阿呆15.98

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