I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
丈夫13.94
はさみ14.87
誘拐犯14.52
かいま見る15.89
遠ざかる13.90
お手洗い14.98
瓶入り16.15
ヤツ13.26
違約16.35
焼き尽くす14.57
序盤14.30
ライフ14.24
80014.75
我鳴る14.62
助力14.01
常備14.63
小馬鹿にする15.16
煮14.37
掘り起こす14.51
検索14.06
自治14.79
残さず14.35
大企業14.91
弱体化14.18
三組14.90
共感14.13
成就14.50
喧々諤々15.34
狼煙14.67
顔を赤らめる15.17
屋外14.41
同家16.59
何処となく13.87
人間不信15.07
鑑定料16.11
重力13.68
希13.83
縛り上げる14.38
即決14.75
相互扶助15.68
井戸端会議15.26
前かがみ15.09
バグ14.24
歯が立たない14.92
控えの間14.77
汗だく14.66
神憑16.39
ハンドルを切る16.29
直視14.21
カスタマイズ14.92
遅すぎる14.66
仄々14.58
試練13.52
400014.98
苔むす15.20
大雑把14.14
ジリ貧14.75
てげ16.36
支配者14.02
虚無14.37
乾く14.24
諜報員14.47
水浴15.49
対消滅15.25
風下15.05
集中的14.91
金払い15.12
やか15.16
干支13.94
公然わいせつ罪16.51
立ち直る14.19
在庫管理15.70
二つめ15.78
オドオド15.02
撃ち落とす14.44
ぱくつく15.44
粋14.56
マウント14.75
うめえ15.02
一生分15.20
しどろもどろ14.50
来るべき14.79
ぶすぶす15.66
仕入れ価格16.23
星になる16.09
びくびく14.71
百も承知14.68
事実婚15.96
名誉挽回15.42
部屋着14.83
丸1日15.52
息を整える14.86
連結14.42
立ち上り15.01
引きかえす16.23
乗車15.02
無かろう13.79
ほじくる15.17
合コン14.74
懐疑的14.79

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