I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
Ρ144.02
知識143.01
細工143.94
幼い143.35
撃つ143.27
初級143.90
落ち着き143.71
別途144.51
実143.37
興味深い143.62
構える143.27
終了後144.56
意見143.05
弟143.14
舌打ち143.62
駆け143.38
深呼吸143.82
点142.89
快感144.52
認め143.14
料理人143.56
割る143.54
減少144.04
仕方143.31
話す142.73
巻く143.53
引き続き144.02
硬い143.44
潜む153.68
対153.38
血152.71
この後153.49
かどうか153.06
最低153.50
鞭153.67
信じる152.80
賭155.15
味方153.17
リセット154.43
据え付け155.12
よっしゃ154.30
果汁154.43
いける153.19
いい感じ154.05
セル153.85
ミサイル154.21
巡回154.00
衝撃153.03
中たり153.16
せず153.08
スペース153.70
丸で152.60
碧い154.78
張り付く153.89
薪153.83
五位154.82
だよね153.23
覚ます153.63
素敵153.41
お菓子153.35
隠し153.04
待機153.37
効く153.29
捨てる153.06
出迎え153.74
回す153.47
庫内153.22
タウン154.98
ノック153.54
自慢げ154.25
好き者155.70
不安152.89
留守154.09
さっぱり153.62
猫娘155.48
せずに153.22
トートバッグ155.47
渋々153.82
もう少し153.00
物理153.28
自宅153.82
薄い153.15
無い152.25
佐賀153.23
付け加える154.02
順番153.86
左腕153.56
意外153.21
素朴154.31
期間153.58
付近153.43
緊張153.09
プレ154.93
こん153.58
明かり153.50
洗濯154.00
何だい153.95
お帰り153.67
四方153.91
返り討ち154.06

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