I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
細身144.01
予備143.73
興味深い143.62
深呼吸143.82
一歩143.21
噴き出す143.85
引き裂く143.93
細工143.94
143.14
一切143.13
すぐ様143.41
耐える143.10
戦う142.55
痛み143.05
142.89
快感144.52
繰り返し143.34
自分自身143.68
面白143.51
発注144.43
一応142.83
食らう143.56
分からん143.29
143.05
自慢気144.79
落下143.51
撃つ143.27
分の143.41
やらかす153.74
自慢げ154.25
プレイヤー153.10
155.15
下品154.27
獣肉155.30
庫内153.22
スペース153.70
周囲152.52
碧い154.78
精々153.46
プレ154.93
お前たち153.46
最低153.50
せずに153.22
集める153.30
手渡す153.71
オヤジ154.23
薄い153.15
飛行153.53
埋める153.40
張り付く153.89
お土産153.83
素敵153.41
いい感じ154.05
隠し153.04
時々153.53
さっぱり153.62
物理153.28
上手く152.88
不安152.89
ぶら下げる154.30
緊張153.09
その為152.87
佐賀153.23
ぶつける153.42
無い152.25
頂きます153.32
もう少し153.00
指さす153.94
152.71
回り153.63
付近153.43
据え付け155.12
ボディ154.25
タウン154.98
152.70
意外153.21
台詞153.47
味方153.17
果汁154.43
捨てる153.06
出迎え153.74
試す153.51
トートバッグ155.47
商売153.44
付け加える154.02
印象153.24
わざと153.56
素朴154.31
丸で152.60
よっしゃ154.30
先頭153.48
加わる153.42
発揮153.35
柔らかい153.35
構わない153.22
玩具153.80
嬢ちゃん153.76
喧嘩153.40
ミサイル154.21
効く153.29

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