I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
浮遊13.74
金物15.42
消毒14.60
単品15.10
魚類15.19
節穴14.89
体を伸ばす15.58
変換13.81
極める14.04
届け出15.09
執着13.98
要人14.30
ちゃんとした14.02
ぽい14.24
顔ぶれ14.29
悖理14.63
殺到13.95
ぱあ15.30
庶民的14.99
随行14.74
豪勢14.42
15.11
試験的14.94
薀蓄15.66
違約16.35
酷似14.45
15.09
なだれ込む14.70
鋳物14.81
愛の結晶15.45
正月14.52
学び14.20
たーまやー16.53
余裕しゃくしゃく15.85
虚しく14.33
どの辺14.92
気取り屋16.30
卯建15.83
泳がせる14.24
本宅15.14
拙作14.87
目も当てられない14.61
訳の分からない14.52
食事時15.10
それはない14.11
作り方13.95
撃ち抜く14.22
人呼んで15.47
作業台14.57
ぶるっと15.20
木々13.48
急展開14.94
まごう事なき15.10
身をひそめる16.02
キャリーバッグ15.83
大赤字15.32
急用14.83
持ち味15.11
傷み14.61
むかっ14.68
ドライ14.53
マゾヒスト15.32
そうなんです13.96
威光14.45
少年少女14.41
地中14.06
何て13.87
運賃15.38
とも無く14.74
銘品16.61
日付14.20
やんややんや15.46
昼過ぎ14.15
14.26
大芝居16.07
何だっけ14.24
口火14.80
梱包14.67
たらしい14.18
骨と皮15.08
主演15.09
聴く13.95
不備14.44
両隣り16.03
とろみ15.01
懲しめる16.53
簡易宿泊所16.36
散らかす14.35
残金15.18
父性15.43
農園14.69
不当14.45
有無を言わさず14.77
都督16.40
前置き14.13
雄々しい14.58
喰う13.59
泊る14.86
衆人監視16.64
メス14.41

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