I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
山岳14.73
送り出す14.06
お得意様15.08
たちまち14.07
すっぽり14.30
攻撃対象14.94
夜ごと15.78
可哀想13.78
疑問が残る14.98
ボクっ娘15.69
ほうほう14.47
八〇〇14.24
乞い15.29
役にたつ15.51
私自身13.95
自陣14.77
新参者14.77
大違い14.43
接し方14.74
差異14.32
各個14.52
射程13.82
その場その場15.44
就職14.28
創作14.36
反省会14.77
裏打ち14.84
禁じ手15.23
答えを出す14.82
起こり14.04
高利貸し15.56
カート14.58
愛想14.26
悪循環14.90
網焼き15.64
15.59
中古品15.41
どちらでも14.39
上気14.50
間々ある14.87
支障をきたす15.01
満貫16.29
ルナティック15.58
2人きり14.81
革製品15.42
情勢14.08
中心とする14.90
生みだす14.96
俗に14.75
そうこうする内に15.15
できるだけ早く14.83
演技派15.50
召される15.30
持ち寄る14.99
縄張り14.10
ボランティア14.75
残金15.18
その事13.14
目も当てられない14.61
手柄14.01
石ころ14.48
現に13.86
焼きを入れる16.51
飛びだし15.23
僣用15.70
プライベート14.27
いい加減にしろ14.48
軒を連ねる15.44
角煮15.05
寛大14.38
ハンディ15.65
誘拐犯14.52
ぴちっと16.39
せせら笑い15.86
13.93
漢の中の漢16.34
前世13.21
愛想のよい16.14
盗聴14.69
四百14.36
不躾14.47
けが人14.99
唯でさえ13.72
伺候15.42
七人14.21
数え13.89
大盤振る舞い14.84
次女14.50
卯建15.83
性分14.50
訛り14.88
メインディッシュ15.05
珍味15.06
括り13.98
重荷14.56
適応14.20
おっちゃん13.89
いつ何時15.09
単品15.10
講じる14.46

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