I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
傭兵13.25
宵闇14.32
継続は力なり15.96
共用14.95
見るから13.92
捕らわれ14.67
そこここ15.33
真理14.25
見張る13.81
1つ目14.95
聖域13.91
短髪14.55
当該15.05
舞い踊る15.05
ウエストライン16.66
気迫14.19
兆し14.50
降り積もる14.80
売れ行き14.94
泣き止む15.14
浸食14.51
難易度13.74
豪気15.06
準備期間14.74
しかねない14.19
大違い14.43
握り返す14.91
都合がいい14.34
場当たり15.27
戒め14.43
雑談13.82
相13.93
味見14.12
漲る14.30
ピーク14.67
ベリー14.53
ばらつき15.18
復刻16.09
熟読15.40
罪悪感13.80
耐水15.53
何て13.87
生業14.41
浴客17.42
選択の自由15.61
一興14.80
調理法14.63
料理酒15.93
チビ14.16
敷居15.04
掘り起こす14.51
二つめ15.78
下地14.59
ロングTシャツ16.75
どこの馬の骨15.00
自明の理14.82
紐パンツ16.89
藁人形15.02
お勘定15.73
決め手14.54
返品不可16.24
弧を描く14.74
卑怯13.91
別荘地15.55
母親らしい15.60
バンバン14.55
条件を満たす14.98
香味野菜15.49
とも言う14.32
差し手13.97
勢力拡大15.33
他人事14.01
疑問点14.99
お会計15.20
真鍮14.91
変に13.93
鉱物14.27
謙虚14.48
力持ち14.83
おおよそ13.85
全てにおいて14.71
支店長14.92
随分13.06
勿体ぶる14.79
コメディ15.03
イエス14.44
血の巡りが悪い16.57
ぐるりと14.00
間髪いれず15.18
芯14.04
天才肌15.38
矜持14.10
曳く14.59
和気14.72
疑似的14.93
見向きもしない14.97
単刀直入14.39
立ち直り14.78
微笑みかける14.65
責任転嫁15.07

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