I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
捨てる153.06
オヤジ154.23
壁152.70
もう少し153.00
ミサイル154.21
寝所154.51
好き者155.70
リセット154.43
柔らかい153.35
広げる153.18
ホーミング155.36
巡回154.00
埋める153.40
加わる153.42
緊張153.09
発153.60
意外153.21
返り討ち154.06
こん153.58
物理153.28
かどうか153.06
せず153.08
発揮153.35
印象153.24
丸で152.60
口調153.14
ノック153.54
張り付く153.89
お菓子153.35
自慢げ154.25
正気153.67
回り153.63
付近153.43
薄い153.15
二更154.25
ぶら下げる154.30
手渡す153.71
時々153.53
潜む153.68
佐賀153.23
お帰り153.67
集める153.30
爆発153.24
嬢ちゃん153.76
呼び153.57
碧い154.78
プレイヤー153.10
その為152.87
試す153.51
獣肉155.30
トートバッグ155.47
不安152.89
さっぱり153.62
ようにする153.59
覚ます153.63
セル153.85
手配153.77
留守154.09
鞭153.67
せずに153.22
無い152.25
ボディ154.25
中たり153.16
先頭153.48
せめて153.31
鰻154.32
洗濯154.00
効く153.29
出現163.22
略奪164.21
恐れ163.43
やり取り163.21
おはよう163.57
隅163.59
友人163.09
その時162.75
やれやれ163.70
欲望163.84
不満163.21
俺ら163.50
的162.51
サラマンダー164.40
おっぱい163.98
遠吠え164.44
違和感163.28
興行165.10
価値163.23
どの163.16
扱い163.04
反射的に163.75
医員163.06
成るべく163.53
ここから163.14
術162.84
叫び声163.71
問答無用164.02
両足163.97
言い残す164.02
正しく163.40
リング164.00

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