I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
隠し153.04
お菓子153.35
お前たち153.46
順番153.86
だよね153.23
明かり153.50
押す153.40
意外153.21
周囲152.52
発揮153.35
構わない153.22
無い152.25
いける153.19
商売153.44
庫内153.22
155.15
覚ます153.63
こん153.58
五位154.82
柔らかい153.35
153.83
嬢ちゃん153.76
広げる153.18
王宮153.20
期間153.58
で御座います153.39
スペース153.70
自宅153.82
左腕153.56
ミサイル154.21
効く153.29
時々153.53
乃至153.29
中たり153.16
爆発153.24
リセット154.43
付近153.43
プレイヤー153.10
お揃い154.44
猫娘155.48
捨てる153.06
寝所154.51
上手く152.88
いい感じ154.05
153.38
留守154.09
お土産153.83
手渡す153.71
碧い154.78
洗濯154.00
相当153.09
ホーミング155.36
153.60
集める153.30
是非とも153.92
好き者155.70
埋める153.40
からかう153.66
152.70
台詞153.47
果汁154.43
下品154.27
ようにする153.59
飛行153.53
獣肉155.30
付け加える154.02
薄い153.15
潜む153.68
言い残す164.02
魔法陣163.14
匂い163.08
含める163.11
なんぞ163.85
リング164.00
回答163.86
構いません163.56
ビビる164.00
各地163.69
数日後164.04
扱い163.04
勿論162.47
医員163.06
後方163.21
将に163.16
住む163.05
昨晩163.98
天国164.19
姿勢163.32
参る163.61
163.21
得意163.23
騎士162.31
大変162.84
生産163.50
冷める163.72
小娘163.84
学ぶ163.35
がな163.14
出現163.22
162.51

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