I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
何だい153.95
待機153.37
せず153.08
155.15
153.67
回り153.63
自慢げ154.25
物理153.28
期間153.58
順番153.86
借り153.40
ミサイル154.21
返り討ち154.06
発揮153.35
お揃い154.44
左腕153.56
ぶつける153.42
手渡す153.71
明かり153.50
お菓子153.35
引き連れる153.77
覚ます153.63
で御座います153.39
玩具153.80
153.83
もう少し153.00
頑張る153.15
オヤジ154.23
下品154.27
集める153.30
庫内153.22
回す153.47
薄い153.15
寝所154.51
時には153.07
隠し153.04
是非とも153.92
プレイヤー153.10
素朴154.31
渋々153.82
嬢ちゃん153.76
指さす153.94
せずに153.22
不安152.89
宜しければ153.89
意外153.21
試す153.51
中たり153.16
頂きます153.32
碧い154.78
からかう153.66
153.38
ソード154.12
上手く152.88
ぶら下げる154.30
やらかす153.74
巡回154.00
佐賀153.23
張り付く153.89
呼び153.57
信じる152.80
丸で152.60
据え付け155.12
ようにする153.59
乃至153.29
獣肉155.30
飛行153.53
定期的153.83
欲望163.84
背負う163.31
だけでなく163.27
結晶163.43
将に163.16
略奪164.21
ファンクラブ164.59
回答163.86
がな163.14
葡萄酒164.53
結ぶ163.30
姿勢163.32
兵士162.77
機会163.05
担当163.35
扱い163.04
興行165.10
事がある162.89
問答無用164.02
163.50
出現163.22
163.20
やり取り163.21
昨晩163.98
後方163.21
天国164.19
勿論162.47
除く163.78
1千万165.66
独り言163.87
慎重163.46
参る163.61

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