I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
記入14.34
爽快感14.99
進捗状況15.02
名誉13.70
十中八九14.38
正直者15.14
端々14.18
錯乱14.51
浸透14.11
水蒸気14.60
名高い14.19
人見知り14.30
盛り14.31
好んで14.10
ぼろぼろ14.26
ボウタイ16.99
心酔14.61
大回転15.81
バラ売り16.59
おふざけ15.07
お手のもの15.43
あいさつ代わり16.20
内政14.23
気がつくと14.57
べし15.07
割って入る14.50
いじめっ子15.09
肌で感じる15.17
報道官16.14
愛おしい14.54
乗り物14.23
診る14.36
弱体化14.18
新参者14.77
駄々14.54
籠める14.73
中継地15.35
拡散14.01
出世14.12
いざとなれば14.35
叩き落とす14.69
フード13.63
話を振る14.75
甘党14.95
相打ち14.70
露天商14.92
屠体15.07
口振り14.66
新天地14.85
お水14.60
不衛生15.25
星になる16.09
名前をつける15.16
跳ね上げ14.62
心外14.31
頃合い14.23
ベッドルーム15.47
息子さん14.53
賞金14.36
金に汚い15.83
打倒14.17
脱衣場15.22
安定13.59
登城14.64
ストレスフリー16.14
そうですが13.91
反乱軍14.00
所用14.93
王位継承14.79
直訴14.82
ランダム14.23
後ろ盾14.11
バウンサー16.85
ひいひい15.46
メインディッシュ15.05
栽培14.01
赤ちゃん14.00
暗黙の了解14.59
体中14.08
先鋭15.66
金になる14.73
供給13.80
何それ13.89
貸与14.79
教えを請う15.30
諜報員14.47
自害14.49
がり14.31
グッドラック15.94
お祭り騒ぎ14.64
煮干15.70
棒読み14.56
持ち寄る14.99
ソロ13.76
屈む14.24
祭る14.90
全店16.31
三摩耶15.15
滑らか14.07
膨れ13.99

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