I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
侍る14.04
いじめられっ子15.42
手口14.57
神様13.24
寛げる15.02
皆の者14.61
一巻の終わり15.91
ディープキス15.73
最後の手段14.64
話は別14.02
栄養14.05
好む13.80
手頃14.44
引14.66
グレー14.45
プレス14.91
くんくん15.00
以来13.53
いつにも増して14.79
平静14.08
忘れられない14.41
クリティカル14.47
視点13.59
雑貨店15.08
避難経路15.77
作り笑顔15.19
縫い込む15.51
否定的14.54
ピロートーク16.23
発想13.73
体を伸ばす15.58
肌身離さず15.01
重点的14.63
薄焼き15.75
その下に14.31
蓄積14.04
魅惑14.70
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
窒息14.72
安易14.13
止めに入る14.93
口火14.80
サイドボード15.73
薬指14.58
治まる14.39
ほろ酔い加減16.11
食事時15.10
違法14.43
取りなし15.00
宣戦布告14.24
煮干15.70
取り組み15.01
衆人環視14.96
跳躍力14.91
さー13.76
恩着せがましい15.56
追い込み14.89
板状15.04
消し炭14.59
夜気15.10
仲がいい14.32
倹約15.57
調子狂う15.53
もこもこ15.45
飛来13.89
手ぶら14.65
美貌13.72
道々15.13
おいそれと14.50
突如として13.94
ふむ13.03
救世主14.22
後を絶たない14.98
進展14.18
お腰16.31
弔意15.70
ランダム14.23
時間がかかる13.81
あり得ないほど14.88
スネアドラム16.94
箇所13.76
肉屋14.43
なくても良い14.50
腐食14.50
中心人物14.79
二つめ15.78
主演15.09
いじめっ子15.09
ひっそり14.06
懐疑的14.79
毒矢15.07
サプライズ14.51
目に染みる15.77
石炭14.79
長引く14.17
ばっさばっさ15.66
我がもの15.45
愕然13.94
注ぎ込む14.06
一昼夜15.28

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