I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
係る163.24
学ぶ163.35
162.51
回答163.86
興行165.10
構いません163.56
葡萄酒164.53
163.20
遠吠え164.44
問いかける163.50
俺ら163.50
大変162.84
将に163.16
コンクール164.94
設備163.81
だからこそ162.92
無効163.87
参る163.61
散歩163.81
医員163.06
ファンクラブ164.59
あなた方163.88
162.74
自信163.13
ことになっている163.71
そうですね163.02
夫人163.53
出現163.22
腐る163.60
言い残す164.02
騎士162.31
はずだ162.64
唯一163.27
そこまで162.73
除く163.78
勿論162.47
がな163.14
普通162.64
込み163.73
1千万165.66
ません163.24
163.33
ポーチ163.98
やれやれ163.70
敵対163.58
得意163.23
小娘163.84
問答無用164.02
足りる163.35
機会163.05
163.59
ここから163.14
163.21
叫び声163.71
兵士162.77
背負う163.31
住む163.05
破壊162.94
おはよう163.57
だけでなく163.27
見え162.91
匂い163.08
魔法陣163.14
横から163.75
合わせて163.08
独り言163.87
抱っこ164.11
担当163.35
冷める163.72
どの163.16
162.84
結晶163.43
違和感163.28
拍手163.71
そうそう163.36
許可163.18
その時162.75
決まって163.34
して遣る163.56
両足163.97
やり取り163.21
伊達者166.24
なんぞ163.85
設計事務所166.28
指示を出す163.96
163.29
後方163.21
ビビる164.00
立ち上がる162.96
姿勢163.32
欲望163.84
162.98
つつ162.62
リング164.00
不満163.21
含める163.11
ウェア165.28
観察163.29
サラマンダー164.40
タイミング163.16

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