I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
反射的に163.75
163.50
散歩163.81
ブラック163.98
不満163.21
医員163.06
手おけ163.35
問答無用164.02
扱い163.04
163.20
敵対163.58
慎重163.46
ファンクラブ164.59
機会163.05
匂い163.08
問いかける163.50
ません163.24
だけでなく163.27
普通162.64
記載163.96
決まって163.34
どの163.16
163.59
姿勢163.32
参る163.61
立ち上がる162.96
サラマンダー164.40
恐れ163.43
得意163.23
結晶163.43
独り言163.87
夫人163.53
それ程163.03
数日後164.04
係る163.24
含める163.11
固定163.52
腐る163.60
俺ら163.50
合わせて163.08
魔法陣163.14
やり取り163.21
やれやれ163.70
設計事務所166.28
指示を出す163.96
友人163.09
162.98
正しく163.40
将に163.16
溢れる163.55
暗殺163.57
千万164.70
兵士162.77
略奪164.21
自信163.13
162.84
遠吠え164.44
おはよう163.57
3日163.87
両足163.97
ビビる164.00
供に163.75
そうそう163.36
見え162.91
じゃい164.65
無理やり163.54
違和感163.28
横から163.75
163.29
無効163.87
回答163.86
結ぶ163.30
コンクール164.94
葡萄酒164.53
その足で164.53
住む163.05
生産163.50
騎士162.31
そうですね163.02
163.21
大変162.84
つつ162.62
除く163.78
観察163.29
だからこそ162.92
唯一163.27
事がある162.89
設備163.81
抱っこ164.11
言い残す164.02
がな163.14
タイミング163.16
各地163.69
学ぶ163.35
なんぞ163.85
拍手163.71
163.33
ウェア165.28
担当163.35
破壊162.94

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