I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
座13.73
一刻も早く14.09
盛り塩15.95
利子14.88
グレー14.45
実況中継15.94
術を使う14.85
馬鹿でかい14.79
象徴的15.13
腹が立つ14.39
引っ込み15.04
むか15.30
昼メロ16.59
震え上がる14.56
質実剛健15.03
形をとる15.46
浸る13.92
極度14.49
奏でる14.08
酸14.40
取りあう15.62
適応力15.26
食いつぶす15.36
両端14.48
話は別14.02
適応14.20
机上14.85
網タイツ15.91
下駄箱14.93
顕14.49
検索14.06
閉じこもる14.46
項目14.03
素晴らしさ14.49
転換14.32
闇雲14.55
乞い15.29
腕まくり15.07
びくびく14.71
たーまやー16.53
いらっと15.62
眠い13.83
仲裁14.42
鮮やか13.84
下ネタ15.03
すき焼き15.23
権益14.89
趣向14.59
目覚まし14.92
無いと13.66
九人14.62
飛び乗る14.17
消費量14.47
エキサイティング15.75
不自由14.07
くぎ付け15.64
揉み手15.12
労働者14.50
自ら進んで15.18
召使い14.80
進路13.84
ばしっと15.79
故意14.91
返品不可16.24
先鋭15.66
責任を取る14.73
読み込む14.78
特記事項15.07
なれど14.61
千枚14.91
独力14.89
徳治15.84
厳禁14.65
工14.15
納屋14.50
レギンス15.38
あらやだ14.90
他を当たる16.23
足りとも14.14
標準化16.04
物々しい14.54
黒ゴマ16.20
原則として15.11
暴挙14.34
表立った15.31
葬儀14.37
反対意見14.74
捕らわれ14.67
掴みどころのない15.68
証人14.40
熱量14.32
濡れ手に粟16.10
煌めき14.53
僻14.92
序盤14.30
チラチラ14.14
外食14.81
締め上げる14.96
詳しく13.53
対決14.16

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