I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
海藻類16.07
盛り14.31
待ち焦がれる15.28
微睡む14.98
カランカラン15.26
ウンウン14.79
大多数14.25
代理戦争15.49
後衛13.77
島々14.99
大恩14.92
六尺15.60
間違いなし14.54
木の実14.22
台紙16.07
ピンク13.89
倹約15.57
気迫14.19
げっぷ15.68
交際14.57
っつう14.73
王様13.37
縮小14.43
宝石店15.38
クセ14.64
ご立派14.80
豆類15.54
途切れる13.95
主演15.09
風流15.08
シガレット15.75
希有15.31
盗み聞き14.51
滾る14.50
進呈14.91
正気の沙汰ではない15.20
器具14.34
鑑定士14.59
せーの14.98
重苦しい14.29
出場14.02
本題13.82
味も素っ気もない16.23
ぐるりと14.00
下請16.99
可愛がり15.02
回り込み14.61
突然だけど15.82
車両総重量17.29
商才15.06
1位14.49
ゴング15.08
屈する14.46
土壇場14.73
舞台衣装16.20
繰り札16.19
ばらつき15.18
女連れ15.36
現象13.59
お代14.74
人里14.35
問い正す16.23
ソムリエ15.65
威勢14.77
足労15.71
だーれ15.49
浮かせる14.19
よくある事14.36
禍根14.90
無礼者14.83
維那14.76
想像力14.49
作業所15.86
かいま見る15.89
注ぎ込む14.06
リード13.85
平静14.08
勝どき16.03
小ざかしい15.55
保障14.19
水生15.34
せせら笑う15.04
部屋着14.83
小袖15.18
生みだす14.96
座席14.25
潰れる14.02
戦隊14.45
地方13.49
木造り15.40
翻し14.21
引きかえす16.23
見て回る14.38
よろめく14.26
軽蔑14.31
臭み14.57
門前払い14.81
流行る14.15
着崩れ15.67
キョトン14.30

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