I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
贈答15.62
拝する15.67
囲い込み15.29
媚を売る15.36
非難13.84
妥当13.93
北向き16.12
一つとして14.34
ウズウズ15.09
たーまやー16.53
心像15.94
出荷時16.72
能がない15.33
雑誌14.28
参照14.37
ない交ぜ15.04
例外13.62
籠絡14.84
多すぎる14.09
悪態14.13
お友達13.90
目星14.64
浄化槽16.26
元妻15.28
弁明14.42
お付け15.30
最後の手段14.64
ふてぶてしい14.67
高飛車14.91
民宿15.75
がり14.31
ギミック14.57
口角泡15.98
ひとつ目15.41
まし13.94
人ごと15.42
きょろきょろ14.26
本能的14.09
人見知り14.30
のめす14.50
書き換え14.47
本宅15.14
初っ端14.77
見聞き14.68
急降下14.31
一度だけ13.95
気にも留めない15.08
焼き肉14.74
掛け売り16.39
自尊心14.48
硬度14.42
末恐ろしい14.88
失禁14.85
起用15.27
保存食14.34
プレス14.91
後輩13.79
ワイン13.73
見積もり14.89
呆れ果てる15.55
役職14.04
ルナティック15.58
14.13
ナイト14.02
溢れかえる15.16
怒りを込めて15.40
感じがする13.93
魚介14.66
牛肉14.56
おたおた15.63
アリバイ作り15.91
時計台15.33
海岸線14.67
本数14.85
14.37
差別化15.10
太陽光14.84
積み込み14.91
縫製14.60
日課14.28
プロモーター16.53
上乗せ14.33
13.61
カランカラン15.26
ポスター14.78
やったら13.99
データ13.64
見通し14.22
跳躍力14.91
か所14.76
先回り14.45
腹筋14.45
知れ渡る14.22
おめでとう13.91
オニオンフライ16.89
捲る13.89
肌で感じる15.17
でぶ15.41
冊子14.32
パフォーマンス14.51

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