I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
失礼283.13
合計283.81
伯母284.21
283.75
以降283.32
撫でる282.95
不意に283.38
んです282.32
そうした283.31
覆う283.25
たっぷり283.52
副官283.86
こい273.57
決定273.43
我ら273.27
酷い273.02
降り273.19
披露273.81
示す273.10
拭う273.60
困る272.85
結局272.91
帰宅273.93
利し273.25
両親273.20
活動273.19
いるか272.92
なのです272.91
その間273.25
作成273.47
一度272.79
ニコニコ273.89
了解273.26
二曹273.26
動揺273.31
お客様273.74
ないか272.68
先公275.67
戦争273.00
村人273.41
覚える273.07
ねー272.79
すら272.67
居る272.39
とんでもない273.37
手紙273.07
そう言えば272.80
272.97
付ける273.02
進んで273.07
椅子273.07
海豹275.73
一つ272.53
最悪273.24
下物273.27
273.57
駄目272.86
家族272.92
入浴274.23
剣士273.37
入口273.55
と言うか272.68
記憶272.80
大事272.94
生贄274.01
与え272.95
リボン263.90
条件263.09
貰える263.04
衛兵263.62
進む262.84
小川264.36
工事263.88
関係262.73
立ち263.49
別に262.69
なんか262.48
263.38
みたい262.65
主人263.30
結界262.91
収入263.99
ひたすら263.47
犠牲263.47
麗人264.77
ご免263.00
262.85
感謝262.96
失敗263.02
優雅263.54
と言うことは263.00
繰り返す263.34
可能性262.61
びびる264.52
かなり262.54
微笑む263.01
262.96
自警団264.28
水浴び264.40
店員263.61

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