I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どの163.16
皿163.50
住む163.05
いよいよ173.53
せよ173.68
子供たち173.38
一発173.49
総出172.91
約束173.02
がた174.29
短剣173.37
見た目173.08
海172.90
何でも173.05
落ち173.01
見様173.25
誰が173.18
あちこち173.50
行為173.26
嬢173.21
7173.26
返る173.33
モンスター172.62
邸173.67
スカート173.67
掲示174.97
調子173.23
ごと173.29
話題173.25
負ける173.03
感知173.27
歓迎173.56
吐き出す173.41
異常173.12
仲良く173.30
勝利172.88
余意173.23
言いながら173.25
決まり173.89
農民174.04
ただ今173.64
なのに172.74
込む173.25
手元173.50
何事か173.83
四173.02
民屋176.36
真剣173.16
アンデッド173.56
譲る173.54
スケルトン173.64
蘇175.55
庇う173.56
美しさ173.72
真面目173.25
ソース173.88
確実173.06
何と173.05
展開173.04
知り合い173.31
対策173.35
重ねて173.65
抱きつく173.59
新しい172.99
中々172.84
ブラ174.11
落札174.57
そうだね173.30
スタイル173.70
コピー174.23
仕掛ける173.51
震え173.19
緋色174.24
いらっしゃい174.04
反省173.53
斜174.71
1本174.11
叫び173.32
ありがと173.60
目標173.39
号173.35
おずおず174.04
今晩は174.16
発生173.13
出来れば173.04
着替える173.85
地面172.67
控室174.40
装着173.89
襲撃173.23
これ以上173.04
下げる173.28
なさる173.34
摂る174.03
終わり173.06
であれば172.92
模様173.63
運営173.53
届け173.66
誘い173.82

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