I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
怠る13.91
賃貸15.38
煮干15.70
今すぐにでも14.41
立ち吞み15.45
一生分15.20
跳ねる13.97
バージョンアップ14.98
缶詰14.51
一山15.33
三千14.21
寒気14.19
協同組合15.40
藍染め16.43
変換13.81
アッパー14.98
剝く15.30
ウエストライン16.66
卵巣15.75
速攻14.15
足げ16.66
ストーム14.34
身勝手14.25
明かし14.41
そのような中15.75
感じ取る13.58
ストリップ15.70
悪態14.13
秘密裏14.31
更ける15.15
短時間13.94
昼飯14.26
手描き15.71
暮れかかる16.13
覚えこむ16.59
いちゃつく14.67
関係がない14.52
力尽きる14.29
招待客14.37
蒸し魚16.21
仄々14.58
虚偽14.71
散歩がてら15.41
帰り支度14.91
優男14.47
女好き14.69
雇われ14.26
名高い14.19
ぶっちぎり15.20
食事時15.10
建設工事16.09
クレーム14.78
技法14.59
動物性15.44
精進14.42
目撃情報14.65
右回り15.48
何回か14.25
ロングTシャツ16.75
振りかえる15.28
本末転倒14.44
競走15.55
力関係14.63
話を振る14.75
プロポーズ14.25
ぎゃっ14.81
奉公14.79
カフス15.43
保存状態15.36
ありゃあ14.68
14.30
溶融15.55
精力絶倫16.48
13.97
執行14.43
命名14.29
目隠し14.46
賛成13.71
故意14.91
度胸14.18
ポテトフライ15.81
瞬き13.84
圧死14.29
黄金色14.28
ライバル13.75
得心14.52
旦那さま14.72
14.57
干渉13.54
出身者14.50
計画性15.25
無闇やたら15.03
水場14.36
肝臓14.80
オイル14.65
振り替える15.66
真苧14.41
姿を表す15.43
撃たれる15.01
プライベート14.27

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