I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
インフレーション15.95
前々から14.29
陰で14.43
おふざけ15.07
貸してあげる15.19
完全予約制16.21
一芝居15.37
水樽15.84
空を飛ぶ13.96
知らしめる14.52
意味ない14.50
もっとも12.94
バクバク14.73
公共15.10
ふけ15.38
タイル張り15.99
見せ付ける14.46
オーバーオール15.69
パクる15.93
台数15.56
作業着14.83
計画的14.81
接戦15.10
13.79
一つ一つ13.91
我慢ならない15.05
座りこむ14.86
やり過ごす14.23
世襲制15.46
雑貨店15.08
増し14.05
くらくら14.77
籠める14.73
極まりない13.97
綴る14.44
救い出す14.41
女好き14.69
殺到13.95
具現化14.33
遭わせる15.42
クリーム状16.02
人集め15.58
イブニング16.55
抜け出す13.74
色彩14.29
廃墟14.10
広々とした14.57
扶養15.89
天井裏15.01
綿密14.80
登録名15.56
手をとる15.51
二人きり13.85
1勝15.66
泊り14.79
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
何でやねん15.18
14.09
ド阿呆15.98
物干し15.89
数え13.89
13.27
正月14.52
シルバー14.06
残念なことに14.41
名勝負15.72
薀蓄15.66
したがる14.70
遣る14.19
客引き15.03
紆余15.41
待遇14.10
一夜漬け15.77
気分のいい15.33
頷ける14.19
平穏13.83
条項15.18
卑怯13.91
上げまん17.29
安らか14.38
昼飯14.26
14.81
飲食物15.41
げんなり14.36
以後14.10
力添え14.84
起し14.92
情勢14.08
花押15.73
癒やす14.84
束ね14.35
どうなることやら15.15
懲り懲り15.04
何時かは13.89
明らかにする15.06
Uターン15.23
項目14.03
とて13.45
実を言うと14.70
東端14.88

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