I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
いつ何時15.09
目測14.78
有効期間16.75
今までどおり15.00
ご注意14.81
万事14.59
怠る13.91
ケータリングサービス17.05
原付バイク16.27
フェニックス14.66
揺れ動く14.64
商才15.06
1位14.49
相応13.66
視線を落とす14.58
副業15.00
捉まる15.51
質素14.26
車輪14.12
胴体13.61
私共14.70
石畳13.96
アンティーク14.90
出身者14.50
薄絹15.46
毒消し14.82
深い愛情15.33
浴客17.42
対人14.37
いらして下さい15.07
間々ある14.87
飾り気15.03
立ち直る14.19
ご覧のとおり15.36
達人14.08
劣等感14.57
煤14.50
焦がす14.50
八つ裂き14.79
右に曲がる15.66
術を使う14.85
食事会14.52
色目14.99
ブリスケット17.59
ポテトフライ15.81
陰気14.66
名残14.36
横暴14.33
学術的15.25
緊急停止15.71
事柄14.14
建て直す15.15
身銭15.75
強行軍14.72
24時間14.83
交える13.78
安らか14.38
遺体13.87
何事も無く14.95
官吏14.28
比ではない14.61
苦労人14.82
逆に言うと15.06
デス14.10
流行り14.65
口喧嘩14.75
頭文字15.26
お積もり14.17
泥棒14.31
大雑把14.14
今のまま14.14
払い出し16.69
金網15.09
せよと言う15.27
簡易宿泊所16.36
高温14.52
ファイトマネー15.99
見方によって15.23
質問をする14.50
どうかして14.98
食事時15.10
いだ14.46
ハンディ15.65
咀嚼14.15
そうこうする内に15.15
出掛15.08
召される15.30
利息15.08
膠14.77
遙か13.87
外食14.81
に限らず14.24
打ち止め14.91
法律的15.54
タイミング良く14.55
シューベルト16.18
増産14.59
都合がいい14.34
眠気14.06
謙る15.18

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