I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
子供たち173.38
指摘173.38
複数173.29
おずおず174.04
返る173.33
展開173.04
抱きつく173.59
がた174.29
廃位183.18
182.99
解散183.87
見合わせる183.85
183.24
らっしゃる183.94
高さ183.36
鍛冶183.46
出番183.70
パン183.28
落ちる182.99
足元183.26
旅行183.86
ご機嫌184.03
事件183.20
眠り183.57
議会184.21
絡む183.49
聞き183.08
182.95
ちまう183.18
30183.54
胸元183.60
認識183.06
ありがとう御座います182.84
茶葉184.36
立場182.93
施工185.21
帰り183.48
呼びかけ183.81
握る183.01
スープ183.43
覗き183.50
評議員185.13
追う183.24
食材183.30
絶対に182.91
相場184.08
事によって183.68
その他183.63
歩み183.70
ご案内184.31
おk183.71
気分182.99
褒める183.20
ピアス184.57
付く182.78
183.00
把握183.17
成功183.02
最大183.23
ふわふわ183.89
発行184.15
本当182.77
配置183.45
183.28
吹っ183.29
そもそも182.73
儂等184.05
此間184.31
182.99
今から183.26
疑う183.25
最終183.76
お楽しみ183.89
漬物184.79
183.73
頷き183.24
チェック183.65
手続き183.79
バランス183.55
操る183.32
想う183.60
ショート184.28
らしき183.34
無ければ183.11
勢い182.99
女神182.98
経由183.90
畜生183.83
下さる183.31
ユニーク183.92
五色184.98
183.94
見知る184.00
今一183.88
分析183.75
183.84
付与183.45
183.44
押さえ183.44
1匹184.26

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