I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
読み取る14.00
薬草13.50
中心部14.06
うわさ話15.62
快適さ15.37
無かろう13.79
もそもそ14.96
損害14.06
し易い13.94
ベッドメイキング15.78
羽飾り15.38
熱狂的14.88
ぽっと出15.10
座りこむ14.86
シガレット15.75
訳あり14.91
見抜ける14.47
クールビューティ15.81
二着15.34
暖簾14.76
斬り捨てる14.93
上演15.02
読み切り15.67
入り乱れる14.62
にっこり13.62
抜身15.29
終幕15.10
ぶんぶん14.24
撃ち抜く14.22
喧嘩を吹っ掛ける16.29
パブ15.20
特記事項15.07
ぶっ飛ばす14.25
レシピ13.85
副業15.00
爆ぜる14.20
一次14.69
指定校14.61
温度調整15.38
夢心地15.34
化学反応15.21
啄木鳥14.78
通帳15.42
髪の毛13.78
てか13.52
崇高14.70
図式15.04
蠢く13.98
愚者14.12
熱弁14.76
気取り屋16.30
体よく15.44
各個14.52
基本設計15.86
一等地15.07
義兄14.07
建設費15.88
他言無用14.75
10時14.73
中古品15.41
パッド15.27
取り揃える15.01
同地15.90
生真面目14.37
何だっけ14.24
全てにおいて14.71
言いふらす14.71
肌身離さず15.01
藍色14.36
罪深い14.64
執り行う14.36
そり14.50
希少価値14.88
くりくり14.78
祭壇13.90
毛髪15.24
金利15.40
戦況13.85
交付金17.29
待遇14.10
驚くべき14.09
炎上14.49
収集14.11
風邪13.90
冷やっと15.65
上半身を起こす15.19
少人数14.47
14.04
作業所15.86
過程13.84
暴利15.35
13.93
どちらかと言えば13.93
滾る14.50
一強15.76
偏狭16.11
風向き14.78
破裂14.12
空転15.45
違える14.29

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