I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
手柄14.01
お邪魔14.08
幾らか13.77
学び14.20
仲がいい14.32
妹さん14.30
飾り気15.03
標準14.57
見せ付ける14.46
殺人罪15.68
パンツスーツ15.85
頭に乗る15.83
横槍を入れる15.52
振りかぶる13.96
文様14.47
他人事14.01
僣用15.70
疑問点14.99
消化不良15.31
平穏13.83
多少なりとも14.15
残金15.18
放り出す13.88
持ち替える14.49
重要性14.43
ちっとも14.15
折りたたみ15.24
宣う14.68
頭のおかしい14.96
身元14.38
出掛15.08
枯れる13.98
ビーフストロガノフ15.96
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
いちゃつく14.67
なんちゃら15.00
海水魚16.12
儲ける14.54
ロール14.21
諸君14.03
低減14.86
猫じゃらし15.18
算出14.85
名産品15.22
発狂14.38
手ほどき14.35
威光14.45
命令口調15.37
不智15.04
取りたて16.04
カタルシス15.46
事も無げに14.84
確りしろ14.57
センチ13.67
左に曲がる15.82
廻る14.53
噴き上げる15.36
大企業14.91
ダシ14.79
据置型16.99
良し13.85
待ちきれない14.97
持ちネタ16.05
増大14.13
毛頭14.94
交流13.50
動物13.40
愛の結晶15.45
コングラチュレーション16.75
物の数ではない15.58
お粥14.59
どっこいしょ15.56
夢心地15.34
違法14.43
明け13.88
歩調14.56
我関せず14.72
虎目石16.04
色付け15.55
嫌われ者15.01
持ち逃げ15.13
博覧会15.43
シカト15.27
伯父14.04
ザラザラ15.36
呑む13.66
何回か14.25
1千15.51
寐る14.87
付け合せ15.23
射程13.82
海老14.61
威勢14.77
結果論14.87
顔役14.95
見世物14.45
伊良14.14
立ち直り14.78
憂慮14.74
山吹15.71

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