I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
じゃれ合う15.13
想像力14.49
どきどき14.66
となったら14.53
言い捨てる14.48
口上14.41
ピンク13.89
頭に乗る15.83
美声14.82
たんこぶ15.26
すすり泣く14.91
後口15.94
マイナー14.77
見聞き14.68
手当たりしだい15.84
主演15.09
名前付き15.55
四季14.54
捉まる15.51
鼻っ柱15.19
バンダナ14.77
憂さ晴らし14.97
すれすれ14.68
首を落とす15.18
無残14.11
頭のおかしい14.96
すっ飛ぶ14.48
頭越し15.32
六尺ふんどし17.29
下賤14.75
知能14.03
回り込み14.61
漁師14.13
秀でる14.27
先を行く14.88
背を向ける14.37
知っての通り14.61
ウッドペッカー17.29
間合い13.58
ボロボロ13.68
勝負どころ15.49
路加13.82
お月さま15.58
一刻も早く14.09
扶養15.89
瞬き13.84
一つには14.99
制限時間14.55
句例15.35
ふん縛る15.61
李下に冠を正さず16.69
井戸端会議15.26
縫製14.60
今すぐにでも14.41
根強い14.81
物干し竿15.36
シュール14.48
詰まらなさそう14.92
三人組14.28
油断も隙もない15.46
せせら笑う15.04
醜14.76
飽きもせず15.23
希少13.97
繕う14.73
ザラッと16.69
立ち会う14.41
強権14.94
直送15.97
焼き物14.88
外出中15.51
ローストチキン15.65
装填14.30
根菜15.04
心意気14.66
最低価格15.75
お茶を入れる15.43
独断14.32
浅黒い14.58
8014.13
嘯く14.55
身を包む14.82
手ぶら14.65
不智15.04
ミニ14.30
敗れ14.39
足を運ぶ14.44
真っ最中14.39
お眼鏡15.00
運休16.45
他人任せ15.19
ひと言14.37
居住地15.13
真価14.48
書き取り15.36
爪楊枝15.36
野次14.93
リード13.85
熟読15.40
凄く13.11

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